Buried

We watched it last night and all I can say is... damn, this is one god damn cheap movie. Not cheap as in.. you know.. a slut, i mean it's cheap in term of money. I don't exactly know what is the cost actually, but I guess it is cheap considering we can see only, I mean it, only Ryan Reynolds the whole long movie. Plus few props like a zippo and a cellphone. So I guess if it is not because of Ryan Reynolds, this movie perhaps way cheaper than a a porn movie. A porn movie at least have two stars. Even a masturbate porn movie will require a dildo, provided the dildo is more expensive than a cellphone. Ok cut the crap.

But to this date the film managed to collect a mere USD3.2 mil worldwide. How the fuck they gonna pay Ryan Reynolds with that?

Okay cut the crap already.

But I like the movie. Good enough for Ryan-I-only-act-in-a-romcom-movie-Reynolds. I think he did pretty well in it. You can actually feel how panic and desperate he is to get himself out of the coffin. And I thought, damn this guy can actually act. And the movie plot is quite nice. Everytime the audience thought it gonna be a calm situation, something always fucked up. And the director used a lot of light techniques and camera shots which display the situation in many awesome angles.

All in all, a good movie to watch. If you seek for a twisted and depressing movie, this is definitely the one to choose, considering not much good movies were shown at the moment.

Picture is from here.

D.E.V.I.L.

I just have one wish after watching this movie, somebody please stop Shyamalan from doing any more movies because it is a total crap! Don't believe me? Try watching Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water, The Happening and the Last Air Bender, and you will get what I mean. Major total crap! And he making money producing a crap thing! (And why the hell I watch his movies, I don't quite understand either. Maybe because there were no decent movie that is worth watching so I end up watch this crap. Good strategy there Mr. Shyamalan. Malaysian movie producer please take note.)

Put aside Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense is just a one time wonder.

I found a website where people make fun of the movie. Click here. The best one probably this one by Mr. Ryan Corderman where he said, "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us M. Night Shyamalan was a genius." LOL. Nice one Mr. Corderman.

I love the movie's tagline too. "Bad things happen for a reason." Wow. Catchy, and sounds mysterious, but isn't good things happen for a reason too? Everything in this world happen for a reason God damnit!

And I read from IMDB that Shyamalan actually are working on the sequel. What the hell?

So by now I know already, when it comes to choose between a Malay movie and Shyamalan's, I choose..... well this is a very tough decision to choose. I choose not to choose.

Aku pun nak tulih pasal iklan TV3 tuh!

Since ini ialah entry rage, aku terpaksa tulih dalam bahasa Melayu campur2 lah. Aku tulih dlm English pun pasal nak practice English aku.

Anyway, entry ini ialah sbg menjawab entry bangang en. Kalamul Haqq. Aku bukan kate die bangang, cuma aku kate entry tuh bangang. Ini bukan serangan peribadi, tp hanya merujuk pada entry tersebut yg aku sifatkan ditulis sbg satu attempt oleh penulis utk menjadi seorang penganalisis teori konspirasi secara membuta tuli tanpa melakukan kajian yg mendalam. Yang aku tak tahan, ramai pulak yg percaya lak tuh. Dah tuh terus disebarkannye entry tuh. Tak pasal2 jadik fitnah.

Ok lah, lets fire away!

Scene 1

1.Budak Lelaki Melayu - Orang Melayu

2.Buku - Bible
3.Pondok Buruk Beratap Rumbia - Kemiskinan
4.Malam Yang Gelap - Islam yang mundur
5.Mentol Lampu - Pencerahan (Illumination) - Lucifer@Iblis

6.Sangkar Burung - Simbol manusia yang terkurung dan terkongkong dengan ajaran ISLAM

7.Tingkap Terbuka - Jalan keluar dari kemiskinan dan kemunduran

Komen aku:

Urghhh aku pun tatau nak kate ape. Cuba korang baca balik, berdasarkan apekah die bole analisis smp mcm tuh? Malam yg gelap merujuk kpd Islam yg mundur??? Sangkar burung merujuk kpd simbol manusia yg terkurung dan terkongkong dgn ajaran ISLAM?? Pada aku ini adalah analisis syok sendiri. Aku rase korang sendiri bole pikir analisis nih adalah tidak relevan langsung. Kalo bawak masuk court mmg buta aje kene fire. Korang bole pikir sendiri lah tak payah komen panjang lebar kt sini.

Scene 2:

1.Mukasurat Bergambar - Bible (Christianity)
2.Mukasurat Jawi terbalik - Al-Quran yang dihinakan
3.Beca Merah - Samaran untuk kenderaan Santa Claus

4.North Star - Bintang Kelahiran Horus (Dajjal)
5.Pokok Krismas - Simbol Paganism

Komen aku:

Masih tidak relevan dlm beberapa perkara. Berkenaan muka surat jawi terbalik, aku bersetuju dgn penjelasan obefiend di sini. Sila baca sendiri pasal die hurai dgn panjang lebar jgk, dan masuk la skit dek akal drpd teori konspirasi merapu nih. Pasal beca merah tuh pulak, yg tuh aku akan komen seterusnye dibawah.

Ah yg pasal North Star, mane ntah die dpt fakta mengatakan north star tuh adalah bintang kelahiran Horus atau Dajjal. Lg satu ape yg die maksudkan sbg bintang kelahiran? Horoskop ke? Aihhh takkan die tatau yg kita sbg umat Islam mane bole pecaya dgn horoskop nih? Tp mane ade horoskop North Star? Langsung tak jelas dan mengelirukan.

FYI kalo korang wiki, North Star nih ialah bintang kt langit yg terletak betul2 atas kutub utara, dan cukup cerah utk dijadikkan navigation guide oleh pelayar2 zaman dulu.

Ermm nnt dulu. Sebenarnye bintang dlm iklan tuh takde kaitan pun dgn North Star. Die nih yg memandai aje assume tuh North Star. Dah le salah interpretation plak tuh.

Scene 3:

1.Bintang-bintang kecil beraura - Keajaiban, kekayaan, kemahsyuran, kemodenan etc.
2.Lelaki Rambut Putih Dan Bersongkok Putih - POPE - Ketua Agama Kristian
3.Pelawaan Menaiki Beca - Pelawaan Masuk Kristian

Komen aku:

Masih tidak relevan pada pendapat aku, tp yg paling super ialah komen no. 2.

Lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih dianggap sbg Pope? Kesian pakcik tuh tak pasal2 kene cop sbg Pope. Kt office aku ade dua org office aku namely Dahlan and Syariman mmg pakai songkok putih all the time, adakah mereka jgk penyebar agama Kristian?

Tp mungkin jgk Pope nih mmg pakai songkong putih sbg imej die, so out of curiosity aku pun google laa image Pope Benedict XVI kot2 ade gambar die pakai songkok putih.

Sekeping gambar pun takde! Paling dekat ialah die pakai kopiah putih tuh. Yg lain, ade le gambar die pakai topi koboi merah!

Hmm mungkin jgk Pope sblm nih kot yg pakai songkok putih. So aku pun google laa gambar Pope John Paul II..

Tak jumpa jgk! Gambar yg ade ialah gambar die pakai kopiah putih yg sama mcm Pope Benedict. Hmm mungkin jgk aku tak mencari dgn betul. Mungkin jgk Pope2 lain semua pakai songkok putih. So aku pun try laaa google image mane2 pope yg pakai ape2 shj topi putih...

Takde jgk! Yg paling hampir ialah gambar Pope John Paul pakai topi baseball kaler putih. So drpd mane fakta yg die nih amik kate image seorang lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih tuh merujuk kpd Pope ketua agama Kristian?

Scene 4, 5, 6 & 7

Komen aku:

Yg nih aku tak payah komen panjang lebar lah. Kalo korang baca sendiri rasanye korang pun boleh rase ia adalah satu statement bullshit. Lg satu die nih asik le tulih pasal Illuminati nih. Kalo betul la Illuminati nih satu pertubuhan rahsia, kenapa org bole tau? Bukan patutnye pertubuhan rahsia nih org tatau ke? Nama pun rahsia. Ini idak, aku rase sape yg ade access Internet sure tau Illuminati nih.

Berkenaan gambar diatas, hahaha aku pun tatau nak cakap ape. Agaknye semua org tak sedar kt Malaysia nih ade salib paling besar di dunia, iaitu bile KLCC dilitupi awan, haa mase tuh kalo org capture gambar sure dpt image salib terbesar. Ade dua pulak tuh! Hahaha.

Paling aku tak bole blah ialah interpretasi mamat nih tentang image diatas.

Die bole kate image embun tuh sebenarnye represent of bintang David! LOL. Mane laa ko dpt interpretation mcm nih.

Sebenarnye die tatau, image embun tuh sebenarnye represent kaum Cina cuba menguasai dunia! Line merah tuh menggambarkan seekor naga, menunjukkan bangsa Cina nih cuba menyelitkan fahaman mereka dimana2! LOL!

See what I mean?

TETAPI......

Berkenaan tentang scene beca merah terbang dan lampu pelita yg keluar dr pokok bunga teratai tuh, aku admit scene tersebut adalah inappropriate. Mmg betul santa klaus tuh bukannye berasal dr agama Kristian pun, tp masalahnye ialah masyarakat kita mmg percaya bahawa santa klaus tuh merujuk kpd agama Kristian, sama la jgk dgn penggunaan nama Allah dlm Bible yg kecoh sedikit masa dulu. Mmg betul nama Allah tuh bukan asal refer kpd nama Tuhan kite pun pd asalnye, dan mmg betul nama Allah tuh kt negara lain cthnye Indon agama lain selamba refer as Tuhan mereka. Tp dlm konteks masyarakat kita, khususnye masyarakat Islam di Malaysia lah, Allah tuh ialah Tuhan agama Islam. So that's it. Mmg agak inappropriate scene tuh.

Mungkin jgk director atau penulis skrip iklan nih terlampau nak blend in kan falsampah 1Malaysia tuh dlm iklan nih, so tak mengambil kira sensitiviti masyarakat.

Kesimpulan:

Aku rase ade dua reason utama kenapa mamat tuh bole come out dgn analisis bangang mcm nih.

1. Terlampau terpengaruh dgn teori konspirasi terutamanya apa yg melibatkan Illuminati, Freemason dan jgk New World Order yg kesemuanya ditunjangi oleh Yahudi.

2. Terlampau benci dgn TV3 pasal TV3 pro BN, sedangkan mamat nih mungkin adalah seorang penyokong pembangkang yg kuat, so ape aje yg kuar dr TV3 nih semuanye adalah salah pada mata die. Tp masalahnye, die tgk jgk.

Sekian.

ps: Ade la pulak mase aku kan nak tulih panjang lebar nih. Hahaha. Aku dah start cuti raya weh. Yippie!

Let the season begin!

The football season has started, and I'd love to give my prediction on what's gonna happen.

EPL Champion

Urghh this is a tough fight. Chelshit and Manure seems likely to battle again to retain the cup. But I would say Man City might coming in between. Arsenal and Liverfool, will not gonna be serious contenders here. So this gonna be a very tough season. There were at least 6 or 7 teams that are possible in the way to win the cup. But I'll say Chelshit it is. They got a decent squad last season, and they remain with the same squad this season. So I guess they got a better chances than others.

EPL top four

Chelshit, Manure, Arsenal and Man City. Liverpool under Roy Hudgson, I think is still not up to par. 5th position is the best they can get. Altough Roy Hudgson doing a great job at Fullham, he was never being tested when dealing with a high profile team. But this is the chance to prove himself. If he shows a great performance, the hot seat of England manager might be his as well.

Man City

Roberto Mancini will be sacked at the end of the season. Reason? Because they will not get the EPL. They might have a good chance to get the Europa Cup, but that alone will not satisfy their crazy Arabs owner.

Real Madrid

Will win the La Liga, with a very stiff challenges from Barca. Jose Mourinho can do it, I believe it. Although he might need to wait for another season before he can get the Champions League.

Champions League

This years final will be held in Wembley, London, and I sense an English team is most likely will win this time. Maybe this the best time for Chelshit to show that they are actually a serious contender for the cup. Wait? Does this mean you said Chelshit will win? I didn't say that!

Hmm judging from the prediction that I made for the last season, most of them doesn't come true. Haha. That is the fun. Come on, where is the fun if you can see the future?

I must be crazy #1

I have been playing this stupid game over facebook since... since I joined facebook I suppose. That means what? February 2009? And last week it just reached level 1000. I must be crazy.

Inception

This year alone I've watched 3 considerably good movies. They are Kick-Ass, Toy Story 3 and Inception.

Well, about Inception, my gf thought it was overrated. I on the other hand, felt it is good. Not the best but rather good. For me it feels like watching a Stanley Kubrick directing a Matrix movie.

The movie is about... the hell I'm not gonna write down the plot here. Go wiki it you lazy bum.

But I really like how Christopher Nolan describes the different layers of the dreams. Altough there actually four different scenarios indicating four different layers of dream, the audience will never get confuse of which is which. Brilliantly done there.

And I read in Yahoo! News, Inception is the best movie yet shown so far this year and it is the most likely candidate to win the Oscar. Urghhh. I wouldn't agree with that though. I still think Toy Story 3 is much better.

But all in all, good movie to watch. Worth every penny. And make sure you go in with your mind blind folded. You'll get what I mean.

Disclaimer: The picture was taken from here.

World Cup 2010 Review

The World Cup has ended, and surely everybody, except if you are an American then there is a slight chance that you might not know Spain has won it. Okay as usual, synopsis from my point of view.

The Great

1. Diego Forlan

Man this guy is awesome. He scored five goals, 3 of them were the best of the tournament, including the magnificent goal against the Germans. The ball were crossed from the right and he shot it at the first time. The ball bounced on the ground and the keeper just watched helplessly when the ball reaching the net. But his greatest contribution of all, of course by bringing Uruguay as far as semi final. Who would have thought that. And he was voted as Player of the Tournament! Whooh! Looking at his past record, man this guy is kinda like a scoring machine! Alex Furgeson sure now regret to let him go in the first place. But come to think of it, he got a history of letting go his best striker, so no surprise there. Anyway, Diego Forlan, you the man! The tournament will not be as good as it is without you in it.

2. Spain

Of course, el campeón. Lost the first game against Switzerland but still manage to go all the way to the final and win the cup. Before this I always believed that passing style will never win a game. But Spain proved otherwise. And it was entertaining to watch their game. European champion, and now champion of the world, felicitación Espana.

3. the Germans

The youth team of Germany proved that to us we should never write them off in any football competition. Thomas Muller, Mesut Ozil, even their keeper Neuer are under 25. Meaning that they still got a plenty room to show for the next 4 years competition. Especially Mueller, he is not even 21 yet and he already bagged 5 World Cup goal, and theoretically he can play for at least another 3 competition. Third place is not that bad Deutschland. The truth is, we were entertained by your game. Keep on teaching them English how to play the real football.

4. The USA

Well team Uncle Sam showed us they must be feared within 20 years time. And they displayed entertaining game I might say. Except the game against England. Not their fault though, it was England.

5. The Jabulani ball

I know many people especially the goalkeepers hate it, but I love it man! Why? Because it gave us a lot of goals. Rediculous goals, like the one Forlan scored against Ghana. It was rediculous but beautiful, and its a goal nonetheless. Ermm don't count in the USA goal against England. It has nothing to do with the ball. Stupidity does.

6. The referees quality

Some people thought the referees quality is rediculous, but I love it man! This is one of the reason why we love football so much. So we can curse at the referees! And I hereby declared I am in the same boat with Sepp Blater. We are against the techonology!

7. Larissa Riquelme

Who? I don't know her myself but after she promised she gonna run on the street naked if Paraguay won the World Cup, I suddenly became a Paraguay fan!

The Bad

1. England

As usual, the star team of the tournament. What are football without the English team in. Bragging much they could win the competition this time, but they were trashed by the Germans in the second round 4 - 1! And the reason? The players were too tired. WTF? This is insulting man! Other footballers didn't play too?

2. Argentina

(Looking at the picture, no wonder they lost the tournament. LOL). I was hoping to see Messi shines in this tournament, but perhaps to pressure is just too great for him to handle alone. But I had never expected they will go that far anyway, because I think Maradona is not good enough to handle a national team. The biggest mistake, he brought in too many strikers (and not even that effective) and abandon good midfield like Cambiasso. Mascherano couldn't handle the midfield alone, bringing Cambiasso in perhaps could ease the pressure. But look it at the bright sight, you don't to look at Maradona running on the street naked!

3. France

I always thought France will never make it, they barely survive the qualifying group thank you to Henry Hands-of-God like assist, but I never expected it was that bad. Leaving the competition with zero points, and Anelka being sent home because he got a brawl with the coach. One thing for sure, Raymond Domenech was never up to par. He just got lucky during the 2006 because Zidane was there.

4. Italy

The defending champion didn't even reached second round. Poor sods. The problem with the Italian is that they didn't have a prolific striker. None of the first eleven of Inter were Italian if you have to know. And, they got aging players. Fabio Cannavaro at the age 36 still playing? And for the record I blamed him for at least two of the goals against Slovakia.

5. Vuvuzela

Didn't I told you before hate that fucking shit? What is with the South African and their vuvuzelas heh? It sounds like a thousand bees buzzing over your ears. I want to hear the chants God damnit!

6. Tshabalala goal celebration

Urghhh I don't like it at all. No natural happiness shown when you scored a goal. You want to do the Roger Milla's? You forgot one thing dude, he never planned it.

7. Paul the Octopus

And suddenly this sotong become so popular because it predicted the match freaking accurately. But you ruin the fun man! It's no fun to know the result before the game started! (I never get involved in sports gambling or whatsoever).

The most dramatic games

1. USA vs Slovenia - The game looked like to end 2-2 but at the dying minutes Altidore score for Uncle Sam, but again it was disallowed by the referee so the game ended 2-2 after all. crazy game, fast and entertaining.

2. Slovakia vs Italy - Italy really need to win this game but by 75th minutes, they were down to 0-2. 81th minutes, they manage to score but Slovakia seems has sealed the game when they scored again in 89th. All seems lost before Italy manage to close the gap with a beautiful goal by Quagliarella. At the dying minutes, they still tried to find the last goal they needed and they finally got their chances before Iaquinta blew it by shooting over the bar.

3. Uruguay vs Ghana - This game is one of the most talked about. Luis Suarez save the ball using his hand on the line and being sent off! On the 30th minutes of extra time! And to make it more dramatic, Asamoah Gyan failed to convert the penalty by hitting the top bar. Crazy! And then Ghana lose in the penalty shootouts. Perghh crazy game I might say.

4. Uruguay vs Germany - Uruguay was down to 2-3 and at the dying minutes they got a freekick just at the edge of the penalty box. Forlan took it only to hit the bar! Damn!

Not bad eventhough it was first time held in Africa. We will see what can the World Cup offer in the next 4 years.

Germany kuat sial!

Argentina kene titik 4 - 0 tuhhhh! You wanna know why?

1. I always believe speed and paces are the key to win a game. And usually the youngsters have those. That is what exactly the German did. They fill in the squad with their youth. Thomas Muller is 21, Mesut Ozil is 22, Jerome Boateng (22), goalkeeper Manuel Neuer (24), and even their captain Phillip Lahm is 26. The oldest in the squad (minus goalkeeper sub) is Klose, who is 32 right now.

Plus five of the squad members were from the team who won the under 21 Euro Championship where they trashed England 4 - 0.

Funny thing heh, 10 years ago people said football player will reach the peak of their career when they are 27 or 28. But nowadays, it has lessen to 24. So you can imagine why young blood were so important nowadays.

2. Germany allows their ex-footballers to involve in their FA. Franz Beckenbauer for instance was vice President of German FA, and he also led German successful bid of World Cup 2006. Well, something we could learn about.

3. The Bundesliga. Their people always crazy about it, and most of the players in the teams are the Germans. Not like EPL, or worse Seria A. Inter Milan starting eleven, none of them were Italian.

Surprisingly they also got the second highest average attendance per game, just shy behind EPL. So you can just imagine how obsess their people over their league.

4. The team were coached by a German. I always believe this. Perhaps if you want to improve your squad, you might need to hire an outsider, but to win a World Cup, you definitely need a coach from your own country. The history has prove it.

5. The youth players development program. I'm not sure about this, and I tried to google it but couldn't find any, but I heared the commentator said something about 2 years ago the German FA found out there were something wrong about their youth program, so they revamped it totally and the outcome was the champion squad of under 21 Euro and this squad.

6. Tactics. The Argentinians were caught up in counter attacks. Except for the first goal. Plus Argentina lack of controlling possession in the midfield. Their midfield always lost the ball, lack of idea, and no follow up after every single attack. Maradona should have brought along Cambiasso in the first place.

Well, it is sad to see the Argentinians have to walk away like this. I personally was hoping to see Messi shines as what he did in Olympic 2008 and the European club tournaments. But on the other hand, I was relieved to see the Germans way of playing and I believe Argentina has lost to a better side. So their next game will be against the tournament favourite Spain, let see what the youngsters can do against the experience.

England Crumbles. And you wanna know why?

1. Because it was 1 player against 11. Gerrard vs Germany. He is the captain, but yet he had to do all the works. He takcled, he saved, he passed, he assisted, he shot. The rest of his teammate, well, what teammate?

2. Defenders flop. Where the hell is John Terry? Okay it might not sounds the right question, I rephrase it. What the hell is John Terry doing? The two latter goals, John Terry was nowhere near the defend position. You are the defender for God sake! And great partnership there you formed together with Matthew Upson. Matthew Upson? Are you kidding me? He played for West Ham man. And where was West Ham again last season? Near relegation man! Doesn't that give you a clue? And Glen Johnson, wait a minute. He was there? I didn't even notice!

Fabio Capello should've started with Jamie Caraggher. Yeah yeah I know, he kinda a fumble player himself, plus, he's already been booked. But he is the best you got for the time, and you didn't actually have any other choice, but why the bloody hell you did such a big gamble by gave up the place to Matthew Upson?

3. Dull, fruitless, lifeless and vague midfielders. Except for Gerrard. The others, they seems to be loosing ideas everytime they got the ball. And as a result, they always lost it, which then brought advantages to the Germans when they counterattacked because John Terry was already up and ready to score, and then Matthew Upson got panicked and shitted in his pants because nobody other that himself was around, and Glen Johnson, wait, Glen Johnson didn't even play.

Frank Lampard, well he is good with his club, but when it's come to international level, he never performed. Last 4 years in Germany, he got 22 shots but none of them got in. And this year, it seems like the same, and count also the disallowed goal, poor lads. And James Milner, I don't think he should've been in the starting line up. He is indeniably is great, but played it on the right midfield? Come on! Capello should've started with Aaron Lennon. The boy is fast, great skills, and have a great crossing, what more do you want from a winger?

4. Dysfunctional forward. Yes, dysfunctional. Rooney got a really bad day. Okay wait. Make it four days. He couldn't even make a shot, what more to test the goal keeper, or even score. The others? Well, it was okay, they were not that good anyway.

To the Infinity, and Beyond!

I love it! In fact, I think it was the best movie I've ever watch this year so far. I dare to say it was better than Kick Ass, or at least I think it was. And I might say it is the best among the trilogy. So you can just imagine, Toy Story 1 and 2 were already in the league of their own, how good can the third one can be?

It is funny, yet touching, and full of messages that we can take into account. And we could learn a lot from those toys.

What the movie is all about? You lazy bump. Alright, let me google it for you.

"Woody, Buzz and the whole gang are back. As their owner Andy prepares to depart for college, his loyal toys find themselves in daycare where untamed tots with their sticky little fingers do not play nice. So, it's all for one and one for all as they join Barbie's counterpart Ken, a thespian hedgehog named Mr. Pricklepants and a pink, strawberry-scented teddy bear called Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear to plan their great escape."

That was taken from IMDB. It sounds simple, but believe me it was far more complicated that it sounds. As usual more new characters, new villains, a lot of funny moments, and also touching scenes. Talking about funny, I couldn't stand it when Buzz Lightyear addressed Piggy as "Musical Hog." Musical Hog. LOL. I even chuckle when I wrote this. Who the hell came up with an idea to addressed a harmonica-playing-pig as musical hog?

After the movie we went downstairs to look for the merchandises, and we found Lots-o'Huggin' Bear and guess what? It does smells strawberry! LOL.

Anyway, a movie I strongly suggested you guys to watch. Altough I could say the 3D effects didn't impress so much though, but you should watch it because the storyline is so good, you will forget about the effects.

I read somewhere that there will be no more sequel after this, but believe me, we'd love to see a lot more of them in the future. We will never get tired of them. Muchas gracias Pixar and Disney for the lovely ending of the trilogy. We sure will miss Woody and his friends.

ps: Ah forgot to mention, before the movie starts they showed a short movie titled Day & Night. It was a nice movie though, about a creature representing Day met a creature representing Night, and they fight each other to prove that they are the best before they realize that they actually need each other.

World Cup 2010

Let me make this simple:

1. This is the most boring World Cup I've ever watched. So far. Or maybe the Italia'90 is the worst, but I can't barely remember back then, it was 20 years ago. Is it because that Jabulani ball? Seems the ball moved too fast and the players have problem to control it resulting in they will loose the ball so often and the ball will just go around in the middle of the field. Come on man, people wanna see goals, and great moves!

2. Argentina will win. They and the Germany are the only most promising team so far, but then again no European team has ever won the tournament outside the Europe. So Argentina it is.

3. Prediction 8 teams that will qualify to quarter finals, Germany, Argentina, Brazil, Netherlands,England, USA, Ivory Coast and Spain. What? No France or Portugal? Eat shit man. They should've sacked their manager even before coming to the tournament. They were useless! But wait, how come Spain is in the list? They just lost their first game! Well, Brazil lost 1 game during the group stage in 1998 but they still manage to reach the final.

4. I hate that fucking vuvuzelas!

5. South Africa is not capable enough to hold such a big tournament. They will go bankrupt within 5 years.

6. Mourinho said, Champions League is bigger than World Cup. I guess he is right, but maybe "bigger" is not the correct word. I would say "better". Champions League is better. Not just in term of the quality of the players, but also the referees, the commentators, even the camera shots! Champions League is way better. Don't believe me? Tune in to channel 806, and watch the highlight please. And then you compare it with EPL highlights, and after that you tell me.

7. Ahh I missed the 2006 World Cup. As far as I can remember, it was the best ever held. So many quality players, tactics, good teams, legends, and great goals.

8. I think FIFA's decision to organize 3 friendly matches before the tournament is stupid. We almost lost Drogba and Arjen Robben because of it. We already lost so many star players even before the friendly matches, and it is a big risk to organize even a single friendly match before the tournament, what more three!

Review of Iphone Apps #2

I've been using it for 16 months, and I have to admit, I never felt this satisfied when using a phone. The OS is very stable, rarely hanged, great graphic processor, hundreds of thousands apps to be downloaded, and furthermore, you can jailbreak it some more. Okay lets jump to the review already.

Admit One - Now Playing


This apps is rock! At first when I look at the review, I was curious, why the hell everybody gave 5/5 to this apps. Then after I installed it, wow this apps is awesome. Or at least to a movie freak like me. It listed down all the movies that currently showing, including the local movies, with rottentomatoes rating besides it. And it also shows which cinema will play it and the showtime, the synopsis of the movies, plus you can watch the trailer online! Awesome man. And some more they even listed upcoming movies and DVDs. For an avid movie goer like me, this apps definitely is a must. Plus it's free!

TVU Player


This apps gonna cost you USD2.99, but I got the jailbreaked one so it's free! And this apps rock too! They listed all the online tv available on the net and dump the links here, so you can watch movies, sports or even news online wherever you are. The quality of the video, hmm well, what can you expect watching video streaming online over 3G network? Not so fast, but I assure you it does worth it.

1Malaysia


Not so useful except for the live traffic application. It listed down a lot of traffic cameras along the busy roads of KL, capture a picture and then send it back to you when you requested it so that you will get the idea on how busy the traffic is. Kinda useful though, and it's free. So no harm while trying.

BioDefense - Zombie Outbreak


I loved it, and I know somebody will, because it involve killing a lot of zombies! Haha. It's pretty much like C&C: Red Alert but not that complicated, easier to play as what you have to do is to defend you base from being attack by those zombies. And it also features some missions and connect the database to the net so you can compare your rank with other people around the world.

Prince of Persia: The Shit of Time

One word. Cliche. Freaking cliche. Let me tell you why.

1. God created a device that so powerful, no mere human were allowed to use it or God will get pissed and wiped the humanity from this fucken world or it might bring disaster to the whole world, and apparently some stupid shit attempt to use it for his own good. The question is, why did God created that weapon in the first place?

2. The kiss scene. At the very dying moment, the hero and heroine still manage to kiss, like it is the end of the world and we'd better kiss before it is too late?

3. Why do people have to scream "Noooooooooo!" when they falling into a very deep hole although she is the one who tell they hero something like, "Let me go or you will not have enough time to save the world"? Isn't she suppose to scream "Yesssssssssssssss!"?

4. A heroine with beautiful, gorgeous and voluptuous body but can't act? Remember Megan Fox/Transformers? Cliche? (My other half will definitely not agree with this)

5. The talking session after the bad guys manage to catch the good guy. Apparently they must talk. Why don't you just kill them damn it? And after that guess what? They escaped!

6. So to get to this deadly device the hero must walk through a tunnel full of booby traps, and it is likelihood the hero must make a mistake and then all the booby traps fire up and destroy the tunnel. So if there just happen 5000 years later a guy attempt to get the device, sorry dude, 5000 years ago somebody already screwed up with the traps and no chance for you or any future hungry power seeker to get it.

At the end of the movie, I just wish one thing, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A SEQUEL!

Football Talks!

As the season is coming to the end with 4 more games to go, some people already predicted players transfer, but I sense what will be more interesting next season is... the transfer of the managers!

Jose will be back!
Jose Mourinho will most likely be back to EPL. He has shown his growing attention to come back to EPL. Some teams, the likes Liverpool and Man City has shown interest in signing him. And we all know what he can do, and EPL really need somebody like him to spice things up!

Rafa Banitez will go.
Juventus has recently made offer to Rafa whether he is interested to manage them, and he is given a 10 days dateline to give an answer. Looking up to his current performances, plus his relationship with the team owner, it is most likely he will move.

Alex Ferguson will stay?
Most likely he will stay, but the were growing attention that he might resign from his position and being promoted to club president or something like that shit. And few names like Martin O'Neill and David Moyes were being listed as the next suitable candidate. You know, Manure always prefer the Brits, they surely don't want to hire an outsider.

Arsene Wenger gonna be sacked?
There were growing attention in many forums that the fans can't stand of Wenger any longer. These might put pressure to the club owner to get a new manager. The name like Jose might be on the list.

Guus Hiddink??
I thought he will be coming to EPL, but from what I've heard he has signed a long term agreement with Turkey national team? Crap that's bad. I was hoping to see him in EPL. It will be more exciting if he is around.

Carlo Ancelotti will stay?
He should thank Guus for signing up with Turkey, if not I'm pretty sure he gonna get his ass fired up and being replace by Guus. Why? Because Roman Abrahamovic is one impatient person, and we all know he always want that Champions League silverware. Plus, Guus Hiddink is reported quite close to him.

Shebby Singh will move to UK as a commentator?
Okay that is a joke.

Status Facebook yg sgt menjengkelkan..

Wahh what with the rage? Is it because I had to wake up early in a Sunday morning to go to WORK? But I love Sunday morning! I do!

Okay cut the crap already. Let jump straight to the point.

Facebook Irritating Post 1
Mr. Irritating No.1: is preparing for his trip to Singapore...

An hour later...

Mr. Irritating No.1: owhhh I am supposed to be in KLIA by now for my trip to Singapore but I'm already late!!!!!

The next hour....

Mr. Irritating No.1: pheww! Finally arrived at KLIA for my trip to Singapore.

And the next hour...

Mr. Irritating No.1: Off to Singapore....

and the next hour...

(By this time I swear to God if he ever mentioned this Singapore shit trip again I wish the plane will crash. But no, no more Singapore, and even better no more post from him.)

The sad thing is, nobody even responded. It just Singapore aje la wei.

Facebook Irritating Post 2
Mrs. Irritating No. 2: Hubby's birthday is coming. Nak beli ape ek utk surprise dia?

It just happen that her husband is also in her friends list.

Facebook Irritating Post 3
Ms. Irritating No.3: Saban hari anda sering mengeluh, keja byk kat ofis, buat OT, buat part time, tapi duit masih tak cukup.. Masa byk dah habis, dgn family tak sempat nak bersama. Sampai bila anda hendak kerja bawah orang. Anda mahu keluar dari situasi ini? Mudah buat kerja hanya di rumah. Online shj, anda blh klu nak dapat duit.....jual produk?? taklah...offer kepakaran lagi nihh...harussssssss.....Sekiranye berminat sila tinggalkan mesej dlm inbox beserta dgn no. phone skali. zazzzz...

The fuck??!! Pedulik hape aku nak keje bawah orang ke idak. You don't have the right to insult people who work for others. So, although I was not interested, I left a message in her inbox anyway, and it said something like this, "Not interested. I'm going to delete you from my friends list." Kaboom.

Facebook Irritating Post No. 4
All the game's posts.

Tak irritating langsung pasal aku pun main jugak. Hahahaha

A Simple Tag

Hmm actually Dila didn't tag me, but since I haven't updated the blog for ages, and I never done this tag thing, so I figured what the hell.

ARAHAN :
+BOLD the statements that ARE true to you.
+ITALICIZE the statements that you WISH were true.
+Leave the fibs alone.
+Then, tag 5 people to do the same test.

•170cm tall.
•I don’t know what I want at the moment.
•I’m not happy.
•I hate my friends.
•I hate my life.
•I hate my grades.
•I can drive.
•I’m bored of driving.
•I love dancing.
•I go clubbing every week.
•Shopping is bullshit.
•I have a tattoo of a star.
•I got my navel pierced.
•I have friends that take drugs.
•90% of my friends smoke.
•I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty.
•I'm studying Fashion.
•I have a business running.
•I hate cartoons.
•I hate someone.
•I have 10 Lollipops handbags.
•I buy CLEO every month.
•My parents don’t know about my blog.
•I have an iPod.
•I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
•My school mates know about my FB.
•I wanted to be a fashion designer.
•I love rock emo bands.
•I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
•My parents have faith in me.
•I’ve bought shoes this month.
•A blogger bitched about me before.
•I hate sports.
•I heart Italian food.
•I hate meeting new people.
•I hate nail polish.
•The mother bear gives me hugs.
•People should start appreciating me.
•High school was the worst time of my life.
•I have red hair.
•One Utama is my second home.
•I’m a guy.
•I’m scared of my Biology result exam which I’m going to face someday tomorrow.
•I hate vacations.
•We’ll last :)
•I believe in long distance relationships.
•I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.
•I’ve robbed an old lady.
•I’m starting to like applying make-up.
•I was a tomboy.
•At times I think I still am a tomboy.
•I love bitching about people behind their backs
•I still have a best friend.
•I have a cat.
•I hate surprise parties.
•I hate planning parties.
•I’m hot
•I’m a sinner.
•I’ve got a DS light.
•I have a Wii.
•I cant live without music.
•Video games are a waste of time.
•I miss the father bear.
•I love being in love.
•I know how to cook.
•Boys are assholes.
•I hate Math.
•I’m happy with what I have.
•I love horror films.
•I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
•My old friends keep in touch with me.
•I don't read newspapers.
•The news is such a waste of time.
•Blogging is a waste of time.
•I hate animals.
•I can't live without make-up
•I curse like a pirate.
•I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
•I hate people that are smart.
•I love Orange juice.
•I can’t drink for nuts.
•I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.
•I’ve got a new phone.
•I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
•I love swimming.
•I haven’t worked out since March.
•I think I’m fat
•I love my friends and family

Who am I gonna tag?
1. My other half. Definitely. No excuses.
2. Hmm bahh. Nobody read my blog anyway, so who bother? If u got nothing to update so this might be an option.

Invictus

I watched it yesterday. The reason? Because it was directed by Clint Eastwood. I love anything with Eastwood inside it, regardless he is the actor or he directed. I knew he is great as an actor, but who can imagine he is also excellent when as a director. I remembered Angelina Jolie used to quote on him, that his method of directing is interesting, he allowed the actor and actress to express feeling in their own way, and nevertheless she love to do any job that involve Eastwood in the future. And so far I love all the movie that he directed, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Letter from Iwo Jima, Gran Torino and his latest masterpiece, Invictus.

Morgan Freeman sure did one hell of a job as Nelson Mandela, as I swear to God I thought I was watching Mandela himself in the movie. It is comparable to Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland. Matt Damon on the other hand is, hmm.. just so so. I don't think he deserve the Oscar nomination. But as a whole, I think this movie is brilliant as I haven't had a good movie in quite sometimes now. Ermm I watched Up in the Air also last week and George Clooney is overrated. But good movie though.

But what I want to relate here is how Mandela used rugby to unite his people. Well if you must know, sports unite people my friend. And I relate this with racism issues in our own country. We should have realize by now that the tension has grown, we shouldn't wait until it reach it peaks and the tension broke. The way I see it, sports can do the job to cool it down. You just imagine if our boys qualified for the World Cup, the whole nation will unite behind them. And I saw this when we hosted Commenwealth Games in 1998, the whole nation united although there were political tension occur at the same time.

Now the World Cup is just around the corner. South Africa has been criticized for their high crime rate, and visitors doesn't feel quite save if they want to come and watch. And I send this message to South African; for God sake, for the love of the game, please host one hell of a show to us.

Jiwang!

Forgive me my fellow readers, for I'm such in a jiwang mode right now. I know, as a goth death metal fan, who have a stone as a heart and say "love is evil", I should've not write this kind of entry. But what can I say, she melted my heart like an ice being melted on a frying pan, and there goes all my mottos and philosophies to not fall in love again. And knowing the risk for writing such entry, I say, what the hell.

The only thing that I hate about her is that, she always did something romantic to me. I hate it because I'm the one who suppose to be romantic, not her! Well not really hate as what hate means though.

And writing this, while my mind keep flying around thinking of her. And I miss her so much, never cross in my mind that I can still feel it.

Oh God, what am I going to do?

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I'm back!

Okay you have to say it like Arnold Schwarzenegger, "I'm back!"

Cut the crap already. I was away for 2 weeks to Shenzhen, China on a training. Well you can say it was an interesting journey since it is my first time journey on an airplane. I know, it's lame right? Your first ride on an airplane when you were 30 and on Air Asia to be precise! I want to blog about it but sucks the China government blocked blogspot totally, (or maybe the hotel blocked it I'm not really sure), and I intended to blog it like Dila's travel diary but to be frank I didn't read it myself hehe. So maybe later, just a synopsis of it.

On a side note, I watched Arsenal vs Chelsea game and we lost 0 - 2. Urghh it is easy nowadays to beat Arsenal. Counter attack is the real weapon against Arsenal, since their defense loves to go up, plus William Gallas as the last man is just too damn slow to counter the paces of the likes Drogba and Rooney. Plus, the Gunners doesn't have any striker fast enough to overcome the opponent defenses. Ahhh I miss the day when counter attack is Arsenal weapon against any team. Give the ball to Henry and he will outrun the defenses and then either he scored or assisted. Damn. Those were the days.

Hmm it is 3 o'clock in the morning, and I miss somebody terribly now. I know, its kinda funny since I forgot already how does it feel to be missing someone, and never imagine in my mind that I can still feel it, she really make my day.

Alright, I need to get some sleep. But wait! I'm working right now! Ahh pedulik. Haha.

In Respond to a Silk Letter Sent to Me

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Well, nothing came up to my mind now. And I know, somebody will laugh at me because of this entry, but I'll write anyway, in respond to something that so sweet, I feel like licking it up every chances that I have.

Anyway, hope you will enjoy your trip with your Goldilocks friend of yours, and be a good girl okay :p. And take pictures please, tell me stories that make you happy, or even sad, and you know u can always have my shoulders to cry on :).

And thanks for your tips, which come in handy especially the view of skirts part :p.

Btw & fyi, Shenzhen is not that cold. During this time the temperature will be around 16C, which is not even close to enough to create snow for me :p.

Can't hardly wait to see you when I come back within 2 weeks time.

(I was thinking to write u a poem, but my english not as good as yours, and I can't even think of anything at this 02:30 am time. Will write later :))

Good deeds overwrite wrong doings? Hell yeahh!!

Rage!!!!! I read this from Harian Metro,

"Filem ini mengubah persepsi masyarakat terhadap Mat Rempit yang suka berlumba haram, tetapi mereka sebenarnya masih mempunyai nilai positif dalam diri."

Wait a sec. Does this mean if a Mat Rempit help a granny crossing a road, and then he go rempit, he is actually is a good guy and there is nothing wrong with him rempiting around because he helped a granny crossing a road? Or, maybe a Mat Rempit actually is a good guy, the problem actually is us, we never tried to understand them? Or maybe if a Mat Rempit help a poor granny crossing a road, and then he go rempit, it is still wrong but he actually is a good guy, and we shouldn't punish them, instead we should build a race track for them so they can rempit safely?And then how about thieves? Should we build a place, specifically and specially for them so they can steal all they want, and didn't go to other people's home and steal from them, shouldn't we? Because like a Mat Rempit, there are still good values in a thief. And how about a drug addict? Don't they have a good values in them themselves?

Well that's awesome! We can go kill people, steal from others, but if we have good values or perhaps we did something good like save a ladybug from being eaten by a frog, people should never look down to us because we have some good values in us. Isn't that awesome?

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