Monday, May 31, 2010

Prince of Persia: The Shit of Time

One word. Cliche. Freaking cliche. Let me tell you why.

1. God created a device that so powerful, no mere human were allowed to use it or God will get pissed and wiped the humanity from this fucken world or it might bring disaster to the whole world, and apparently some stupid shit attempt to use it for his own good. The question is, why did God created that weapon in the first place?

2. The kiss scene. At the very dying moment, the hero and heroine still manage to kiss, like it is the end of the world and we'd better kiss before it is too late?

3. Why do people have to scream "Noooooooooo!" when they falling into a very deep hole although she is the one who tell they hero something like, "Let me go or you will not have enough time to save the world"? Isn't she suppose to scream "Yesssssssssssssss!"?

4. A heroine with beautiful, gorgeous and voluptuous body but can't act? Remember Megan Fox/Transformers? Cliche? (My other half will definitely not agree with this)

5. The talking session after the bad guys manage to catch the good guy. Apparently they must talk. Why don't you just kill them damn it? And after that guess what? They escaped!

6. So to get to this deadly device the hero must walk through a tunnel full of booby traps, and it is likelihood the hero must make a mistake and then all the booby traps fire up and destroy the tunnel. So if there just happen 5000 years later a guy attempt to get the device, sorry dude, 5000 years ago somebody already screwed up with the traps and no chance for you or any future hungry power seeker to get it.

At the end of the movie, I just wish one thing, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A SEQUEL!