Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I am Dr. No Heart

I don't know why, but there were so many people, most of them were my friends, ermm.. i mean all of them were my friends, erm i mean they are my friends, tend to seek advice about their love life from me. I am just like, the unofficial Dr. Heart, who suck at his own love life. Yes my friend, I am the living Hitch, if you know what I mean, the different is that I don't have my own business card. And I say yes to one night stand!

And the most amazing thing about my service is, almost all of them most likely will end up breaking up with their partner. Yes my friend, I am the unofficial couple breaker, the arch nemesis of cupid. If you tired of your partner but don't know how to end it, I am the man.

If you are interested of my service, You can just leave your contact details in the comment. No charge, or perhaps I will charge later. Or maybe I will get involve with you and no charge.

Owhh man. Maybe I should be known as Dr. Hate or something. Or Dr. No Heart.