Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Buried


We watched it last night and all I can say is... damn, this is one god damn cheap movie. Not cheap as in.. you know.. a slut, i mean it's cheap in term of money. I don't exactly know what is the cost actually, but I guess it is cheap considering we can see only, I mean it, only Ryan Reynolds the whole long movie. Plus few props like a zippo and a cellphone. So I guess if it is not because of Ryan Reynolds, this movie perhaps way cheaper than a a porn movie. A porn movie at least have two stars. Even a masturbate porn movie will require a dildo, provided the dildo is more expensive than a cellphone. Ok cut the crap.

But to this date the film managed to collect a mere USD3.2 mil worldwide. How the fuck they gonna pay Ryan Reynolds with that?

Okay cut the crap already.

But I like the movie. Good enough for Ryan-I-only-act-in-a-romcom-movie-Reynolds. I think he did pretty well in it. You can actually feel how panic and desperate he is to get himself out of the coffin. And I thought, damn this guy can actually act. And the movie plot is quite nice. Everytime the audience thought it gonna be a calm situation, something always fucked up. And the director used a lot of light techniques and camera shots which display the situation in many awesome angles.

All in all, a good movie to watch. If you seek for a twisted and depressing movie, this is definitely the one to choose, considering not much good movies were shown at the moment.

Picture is from here.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

D.E.V.I.L.

I just have one wish after watching this movie, somebody please stop Shyamalan from doing any more movies because it is a total crap! Don't believe me? Try watching Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water, The Happening and the Last Air Bender, and you will get what I mean. Major total crap! And he making money producing a crap thing! (And why the hell I watch his movies, I don't quite understand either. Maybe because there were no decent movie that is worth watching so I end up watch this crap. Good strategy there Mr. Shyamalan. Malaysian movie producer please take note.)

Put aside Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense is just a one time wonder.

I found a website where people make fun of the movie. Click here. The best one probably this one by Mr. Ryan Corderman where he said, "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us M. Night Shyamalan was a genius." LOL. Nice one Mr. Corderman.

I love the movie's tagline too. "Bad things happen for a reason." Wow. Catchy, and sounds mysterious, but isn't good things happen for a reason too? Everything in this world happen for a reason God damnit!

And I read from IMDB that Shyamalan actually are working on the sequel. What the hell?

So by now I know already, when it comes to choose between a Malay movie and Shyamalan's, I choose..... well this is a very tough decision to choose. I choose not to choose.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Aku pun nak tulih pasal iklan TV3 tuh!

Since ini ialah entry rage, aku terpaksa tulih dalam bahasa Melayu campur2 lah. Aku tulih dlm English pun pasal nak practice English aku.

Anyway, entry ini ialah sbg menjawab entry bangang en. Kalamul Haqq. Aku bukan kate die bangang, cuma aku kate entry tuh bangang. Ini bukan serangan peribadi, tp hanya merujuk pada entry tersebut yg aku sifatkan ditulis sbg satu attempt oleh penulis utk menjadi seorang penganalisis teori konspirasi secara membuta tuli tanpa melakukan kajian yg mendalam. Yang aku tak tahan, ramai pulak yg percaya lak tuh. Dah tuh terus disebarkannye entry tuh. Tak pasal2 jadik fitnah.

Ok lah, lets fire away!

Scene 1
1.Budak Lelaki Melayu - Orang Melayu
2.Buku - Bible
3.Pondok Buruk Beratap Rumbia - Kemiskinan
4.Malam Yang Gelap - Islam yang mundur
5.Mentol Lampu - Pencerahan (Illumination) - Lucifer@Iblis
6.Sangkar Burung - Simbol manusia yang terkurung dan terkongkong dengan ajaran ISLAM
7.Tingkap Terbuka - Jalan keluar dari kemiskinan dan kemunduran

Komen aku:
Urghhh aku pun tatau nak kate ape. Cuba korang baca balik, berdasarkan apekah die bole analisis smp mcm tuh? Malam yg gelap merujuk kpd Islam yg mundur??? Sangkar burung merujuk kpd simbol manusia yg terkurung dan terkongkong dgn ajaran ISLAM?? Pada aku ini adalah analisis syok sendiri. Aku rase korang sendiri bole pikir analisis nih adalah tidak relevan langsung. Kalo bawak masuk court mmg buta aje kene fire. Korang bole pikir sendiri lah tak payah komen panjang lebar kt sini.

Scene 2:
1.Mukasurat Bergambar - Bible (Christianity)
2.Mukasurat Jawi terbalik - Al-Quran yang dihinakan
3.Beca Merah - Samaran untuk kenderaan Santa Claus
4.North Star - Bintang Kelahiran Horus (Dajjal)
5.Pokok Krismas - Simbol Paganism

Komen aku:
Masih tidak relevan dlm beberapa perkara. Berkenaan muka surat jawi terbalik, aku bersetuju dgn penjelasan obefiend di sini. Sila baca sendiri pasal die hurai dgn panjang lebar jgk, dan masuk la skit dek akal drpd teori konspirasi merapu nih. Pasal beca merah tuh pulak, yg tuh aku akan komen seterusnye dibawah.

Ah yg pasal North Star, mane ntah die dpt fakta mengatakan north star tuh adalah bintang kelahiran Horus atau Dajjal. Lg satu ape yg die maksudkan sbg bintang kelahiran? Horoskop ke? Aihhh takkan die tatau yg kita sbg umat Islam mane bole pecaya dgn horoskop nih? Tp mane ade horoskop North Star? Langsung tak jelas dan mengelirukan.

FYI kalo korang wiki, North Star nih ialah bintang kt langit yg terletak betul2 atas kutub utara, dan cukup cerah utk dijadikkan navigation guide oleh pelayar2 zaman dulu.

Ermm nnt dulu. Sebenarnye bintang dlm iklan tuh takde kaitan pun dgn North Star. Die nih yg memandai aje assume tuh North Star. Dah le salah interpretation plak tuh.

Scene 3:
1.Bintang-bintang kecil beraura - Keajaiban, kekayaan, kemahsyuran, kemodenan etc.
2.Lelaki Rambut Putih Dan Bersongkok Putih - POPE - Ketua Agama Kristian
3.Pelawaan Menaiki Beca - Pelawaan Masuk Kristian

Komen aku:
Masih tidak relevan pada pendapat aku, tp yg paling super ialah komen no. 2.

Lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih dianggap sbg Pope? Kesian pakcik tuh tak pasal2 kene cop sbg Pope. Kt office aku ade dua org office aku namely Dahlan and Syariman mmg pakai songkok putih all the time, adakah mereka jgk penyebar agama Kristian?

Tp mungkin jgk Pope nih mmg pakai songkong putih sbg imej die, so out of curiosity aku pun google laa image Pope Benedict XVI kot2 ade gambar die pakai songkok putih.

Sekeping gambar pun takde! Paling dekat ialah die pakai kopiah putih tuh. Yg lain, ade le gambar die pakai topi koboi merah!

Hmm mungkin jgk Pope sblm nih kot yg pakai songkok putih. So aku pun google laa gambar Pope John Paul II..

Tak jumpa jgk! Gambar yg ade ialah gambar die pakai kopiah putih yg sama mcm Pope Benedict. Hmm mungkin jgk aku tak mencari dgn betul. Mungkin jgk Pope2 lain semua pakai songkok putih. So aku pun try laaa google image mane2 pope yg pakai ape2 shj topi putih...

Takde jgk! Yg paling hampir ialah gambar Pope John Paul pakai topi baseball kaler putih. So drpd mane fakta yg die nih amik kate image seorang lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih tuh merujuk kpd Pope ketua agama Kristian?

Scene 4, 5, 6 & 7

Komen aku:
Yg nih aku tak payah komen panjang lebar lah. Kalo korang baca sendiri rasanye korang pun boleh rase ia adalah satu statement bullshit. Lg satu die nih asik le tulih pasal Illuminati nih. Kalo betul la Illuminati nih satu pertubuhan rahsia, kenapa org bole tau? Bukan patutnye pertubuhan rahsia nih org tatau ke? Nama pun rahsia. Ini idak, aku rase sape yg ade access Internet sure tau Illuminati nih.

Berkenaan gambar diatas, hahaha aku pun tatau nak cakap ape. Agaknye semua org tak sedar kt Malaysia nih ade salib paling besar di dunia, iaitu bile KLCC dilitupi awan, haa mase tuh kalo org capture gambar sure dpt image salib terbesar. Ade dua pulak tuh! Hahaha.

Paling aku tak bole blah ialah interpretasi mamat nih tentang image diatas.

Die bole kate image embun tuh sebenarnye represent of bintang David! LOL. Mane laa ko dpt interpretation mcm nih.

Sebenarnye die tatau, image embun tuh sebenarnye represent kaum Cina cuba menguasai dunia! Line merah tuh menggambarkan seekor naga, menunjukkan bangsa Cina nih cuba menyelitkan fahaman mereka dimana2! LOL!

See what I mean?

TETAPI......

Berkenaan tentang scene beca merah terbang dan lampu pelita yg keluar dr pokok bunga teratai tuh, aku admit scene tersebut adalah inappropriate. Mmg betul santa klaus tuh bukannye berasal dr agama Kristian pun, tp masalahnye ialah masyarakat kita mmg percaya bahawa santa klaus tuh merujuk kpd agama Kristian, sama la jgk dgn penggunaan nama Allah dlm Bible yg kecoh sedikit masa dulu. Mmg betul nama Allah tuh bukan asal refer kpd nama Tuhan kite pun pd asalnye, dan mmg betul nama Allah tuh kt negara lain cthnye Indon agama lain selamba refer as Tuhan mereka. Tp dlm konteks masyarakat kita, khususnye masyarakat Islam di Malaysia lah, Allah tuh ialah Tuhan agama Islam. So that's it. Mmg agak inappropriate scene tuh.

Mungkin jgk director atau penulis skrip iklan nih terlampau nak blend in kan falsampah 1Malaysia tuh dlm iklan nih, so tak mengambil kira sensitiviti masyarakat.

Kesimpulan:
Aku rase ade dua reason utama kenapa mamat tuh bole come out dgn analisis bangang mcm nih.

1. Terlampau terpengaruh dgn teori konspirasi terutamanya apa yg melibatkan Illuminati, Freemason dan jgk New World Order yg kesemuanya ditunjangi oleh Yahudi.
2. Terlampau benci dgn TV3 pasal TV3 pro BN, sedangkan mamat nih mungkin adalah seorang penyokong pembangkang yg kuat, so ape aje yg kuar dr TV3 nih semuanye adalah salah pada mata die. Tp masalahnye, die tgk jgk.

Sekian.

ps: Ade la pulak mase aku kan nak tulih panjang lebar nih. Hahaha. Aku dah start cuti raya weh. Yippie!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Let the season begin!

The football season has started, and I'd love to give my prediction on what's gonna happen.

EPL Champion
Urghh this is a tough fight. Chelshit and Manure seems likely to battle again to retain the cup. But I would say Man City might coming in between. Arsenal and Liverfool, will not gonna be serious contenders here. So this gonna be a very tough season. There were at least 6 or 7 teams that are possible in the way to win the cup. But I'll say Chelshit it is. They got a decent squad last season, and they remain with the same squad this season. So I guess they got a better chances than others.

EPL top four
Chelshit, Manure, Arsenal and Man City. Liverpool under Roy Hudgson, I think is still not up to par. 5th position is the best they can get. Altough Roy Hudgson doing a great job at Fullham, he was never being tested when dealing with a high profile team. But this is the chance to prove himself. If he shows a great performance, the hot seat of England manager might be his as well.

Man City
Roberto Mancini will be sacked at the end of the season. Reason? Because they will not get the EPL. They might have a good chance to get the Europa Cup, but that alone will not satisfy their crazy Arabs owner.

Real Madrid
Will win the La Liga, with a very stiff challenges from Barca. Jose Mourinho can do it, I believe it. Although he might need to wait for another season before he can get the Champions League.

Champions League
This years final will be held in Wembley, London, and I sense an English team is most likely will win this time. Maybe this the best time for Chelshit to show that they are actually a serious contender for the cup. Wait? Does this mean you said Chelshit will win? I didn't say that!

Hmm judging from the prediction that I made for the last season, most of them doesn't come true. Haha. That is the fun. Come on, where is the fun if you can see the future?

Sunday, July 25, 2010

I must be crazy #1


I have been playing this stupid game over facebook since... since I joined facebook I suppose. That means what? February 2009? And last week it just reached level 1000. I must be crazy.


Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Inception


This year alone I've watched 3 considerably good movies. They are Kick-Ass, Toy Story 3 and Inception.


Well, about Inception, my gf thought it was overrated. I on the other hand, felt it is good. Not the best but rather good. For me it feels like watching a Stanley Kubrick directing a Matrix movie.


The movie is about... the hell I'm not gonna write down the plot here. Go wiki it you lazy bum.


But I really like how Christopher Nolan describes the different layers of the dreams. Altough there actually four different scenarios indicating four different layers of dream, the audience will never get confuse of which is which. Brilliantly done there.


And I read in Yahoo! News, Inception is the best movie yet shown so far this year and it is the most likely candidate to win the Oscar. Urghhh. I wouldn't agree with that though. I still think Toy Story 3 is much better.


But all in all, good movie to watch. Worth every penny. And make sure you go in with your mind blind folded. You'll get what I mean.


Disclaimer: The picture was taken from here.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

World Cup 2010 Review

The World Cup has ended, and surely everybody, except if you are an American then there is a slight chance that you might not know Spain has won it. Okay as usual, synopsis from my point of view.

The Great

1. Diego Forlan
Man this guy is awesome. He scored five goals, 3 of them were the best of the tournament, including the magnificent goal against the Germans. The ball were crossed from the right and he shot it at the first time. The ball bounced on the ground and the keeper just watched helplessly when the ball reaching the net. But his greatest contribution of all, of course by bringing Uruguay as far as semi final. Who would have thought that. And he was voted as Player of the Tournament! Whooh! Looking at his past record, man this guy is kinda like a scoring machine! Alex Furgeson sure now regret to let him go in the first place. But come to think of it, he got a history of letting go his best striker, so no surprise there. Anyway, Diego Forlan, you the man! The tournament will not be as good as it is without you in it.

2. Spain
Of course, el campeón. Lost the first game against Switzerland but still manage to go all the way to the final and win the cup. Before this I always believed that passing style will never win a game. But Spain proved otherwise. And it was entertaining to watch their game. European champion, and now champion of the world, felicitación Espana.

3. the Germans
The youth team of Germany proved that to us we should never write them off in any football competition. Thomas Muller, Mesut Ozil, even their keeper Neuer are under 25. Meaning that they still got a plenty room to show for the next 4 years competition. Especially Mueller, he is not even 21 yet and he already bagged 5 World Cup goal, and theoretically he can play for at least another 3 competition. Third place is not that bad Deutschland. The truth is, we were entertained by your game. Keep on teaching them English how to play the real football.

4. The USA
Well team Uncle Sam showed us they must be feared within 20 years time. And they displayed entertaining game I might say. Except the game against England. Not their fault though, it was England.




5. The Jabulani ball
I know many people especially the goalkeepers hate it, but I love it man! Why? Because it gave us a lot of goals. Rediculous goals, like the one Forlan scored against Ghana. It was rediculous but beautiful, and its a goal nonetheless. Ermm don't count in the USA goal against England. It has nothing to do with the ball. Stupidity does.



6. The referees quality
Some people thought the referees quality is rediculous, but I love it man! This is one of the reason why we love football so much. So we can curse at the referees! And I hereby declared I am in the same boat with Sepp Blater. We are against the techonology!




7. Larissa Riquelme
Who? I don't know her myself but after she promised she gonna run on the street naked if Paraguay won the World Cup, I suddenly became a Paraguay fan!





The Bad

1. England
As usual, the star team of the tournament. What are football without the English team in. Bragging much they could win the competition this time, but they were trashed by the Germans in the second round 4 - 1! And the reason? The players were too tired. WTF? This is insulting man! Other footballers didn't play too?







2. Argentina
(Looking at the picture, no wonder they lost the tournament. LOL). I was hoping to see Messi shines in this tournament, but perhaps to pressure is just too great for him to handle alone. But I had never expected they will go that far anyway, because I think Maradona is not good enough to handle a national team. The biggest mistake, he brought in too many strikers (and not even that effective) and abandon good midfield like Cambiasso. Mascherano couldn't handle the midfield alone, bringing Cambiasso in perhaps could ease the pressure. But look it at the bright sight, you don't to look at Maradona running on the street naked!

3. France
I always thought France will never make it, they barely survive the qualifying group thank you to Henry Hands-of-God like assist, but I never expected it was that bad. Leaving the competition with zero points, and Anelka being sent home because he got a brawl with the coach. One thing for sure, Raymond Domenech was never up to par. He just got lucky during the 2006 because Zidane was there.






4. Italy
The defending champion didn't even reached second round. Poor sods. The problem with the Italian is that they didn't have a prolific striker. None of the first eleven of Inter were Italian if you have to know. And, they got aging players. Fabio Cannavaro at the age 36 still playing? And for the record I blamed him for at least two of the goals against Slovakia.

5. Vuvuzela
Didn't I told you before hate that fucking shit? What is with the South African and their vuvuzelas heh? It sounds like a thousand bees buzzing over your ears. I want to hear the chants God damnit!





6. Tshabalala goal celebration
Urghhh I don't like it at all. No natural happiness shown when you scored a goal. You want to do the Roger Milla's? You forgot one thing dude, he never planned it.




7. Paul the Octopus
And suddenly this sotong become so popular because it predicted the match freaking accurately. But you ruin the fun man! It's no fun to know the result before the game started! (I never get involved in sports gambling or whatsoever).



The most dramatic games

1. USA vs Slovenia - The game looked like to end 2-2 but at the dying minutes Altidore score for Uncle Sam, but again it was disallowed by the referee so the game ended 2-2 after all. crazy game, fast and entertaining.

2. Slovakia vs Italy - Italy really need to win this game but by 75th minutes, they were down to 0-2. 81th minutes, they manage to score but Slovakia seems has sealed the game when they scored again in 89th. All seems lost before Italy manage to close the gap with a beautiful goal by Quagliarella. At the dying minutes, they still tried to find the last goal they needed and they finally got their chances before Iaquinta blew it by shooting over the bar.

3. Uruguay vs Ghana - This game is one of the most talked about. Luis Suarez save the ball using his hand on the line and being sent off! On the 30th minutes of extra time! And to make it more dramatic, Asamoah Gyan failed to convert the penalty by hitting the top bar. Crazy! And then Ghana lose in the penalty shootouts. Perghh crazy game I might say.

4. Uruguay vs Germany - Uruguay was down to 2-3 and at the dying minutes they got a freekick just at the edge of the penalty box. Forlan took it only to hit the bar! Damn!

Not bad eventhough it was first time held in Africa. We will see what can the World Cup offer in the next 4 years.