D.E.V.I.L.

I just have one wish after watching this movie, somebody please stop Shyamalan from doing any more movies because it is a total crap! Don't believe me? Try watching Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water, The Happening and the Last Air Bender, and you will get what I mean. Major total crap! And he making money producing a crap thing! (And why the hell I watch his movies, I don't quite understand either. Maybe because there were no decent movie that is worth watching so I end up watch this crap. Good strategy there Mr. Shyamalan. Malaysian movie producer please take note.)

Put aside Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense is just a one time wonder.

I found a website where people make fun of the movie. Click here. The best one probably this one by Mr. Ryan Corderman where he said, "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us M. Night Shyamalan was a genius." LOL. Nice one Mr. Corderman.

I love the movie's tagline too. "Bad things happen for a reason." Wow. Catchy, and sounds mysterious, but isn't good things happen for a reason too? Everything in this world happen for a reason God damnit!

And I read from IMDB that Shyamalan actually are working on the sequel. What the hell?

So by now I know already, when it comes to choose between a Malay movie and Shyamalan's, I choose..... well this is a very tough decision to choose. I choose not to choose.

Aku pun nak tulih pasal iklan TV3 tuh!

Since ini ialah entry rage, aku terpaksa tulih dalam bahasa Melayu campur2 lah. Aku tulih dlm English pun pasal nak practice English aku.

Anyway, entry ini ialah sbg menjawab entry bangang en. Kalamul Haqq. Aku bukan kate die bangang, cuma aku kate entry tuh bangang. Ini bukan serangan peribadi, tp hanya merujuk pada entry tersebut yg aku sifatkan ditulis sbg satu attempt oleh penulis utk menjadi seorang penganalisis teori konspirasi secara membuta tuli tanpa melakukan kajian yg mendalam. Yang aku tak tahan, ramai pulak yg percaya lak tuh. Dah tuh terus disebarkannye entry tuh. Tak pasal2 jadik fitnah.

Ok lah, lets fire away!

Scene 1

1.Budak Lelaki Melayu - Orang Melayu

2.Buku - Bible
3.Pondok Buruk Beratap Rumbia - Kemiskinan
4.Malam Yang Gelap - Islam yang mundur
5.Mentol Lampu - Pencerahan (Illumination) - Lucifer@Iblis

6.Sangkar Burung - Simbol manusia yang terkurung dan terkongkong dengan ajaran ISLAM

7.Tingkap Terbuka - Jalan keluar dari kemiskinan dan kemunduran

Komen aku:

Urghhh aku pun tatau nak kate ape. Cuba korang baca balik, berdasarkan apekah die bole analisis smp mcm tuh? Malam yg gelap merujuk kpd Islam yg mundur??? Sangkar burung merujuk kpd simbol manusia yg terkurung dan terkongkong dgn ajaran ISLAM?? Pada aku ini adalah analisis syok sendiri. Aku rase korang sendiri bole pikir analisis nih adalah tidak relevan langsung. Kalo bawak masuk court mmg buta aje kene fire. Korang bole pikir sendiri lah tak payah komen panjang lebar kt sini.

Scene 2:

1.Mukasurat Bergambar - Bible (Christianity)
2.Mukasurat Jawi terbalik - Al-Quran yang dihinakan
3.Beca Merah - Samaran untuk kenderaan Santa Claus

4.North Star - Bintang Kelahiran Horus (Dajjal)
5.Pokok Krismas - Simbol Paganism

Komen aku:

Masih tidak relevan dlm beberapa perkara. Berkenaan muka surat jawi terbalik, aku bersetuju dgn penjelasan obefiend di sini. Sila baca sendiri pasal die hurai dgn panjang lebar jgk, dan masuk la skit dek akal drpd teori konspirasi merapu nih. Pasal beca merah tuh pulak, yg tuh aku akan komen seterusnye dibawah.

Ah yg pasal North Star, mane ntah die dpt fakta mengatakan north star tuh adalah bintang kelahiran Horus atau Dajjal. Lg satu ape yg die maksudkan sbg bintang kelahiran? Horoskop ke? Aihhh takkan die tatau yg kita sbg umat Islam mane bole pecaya dgn horoskop nih? Tp mane ade horoskop North Star? Langsung tak jelas dan mengelirukan.

FYI kalo korang wiki, North Star nih ialah bintang kt langit yg terletak betul2 atas kutub utara, dan cukup cerah utk dijadikkan navigation guide oleh pelayar2 zaman dulu.

Ermm nnt dulu. Sebenarnye bintang dlm iklan tuh takde kaitan pun dgn North Star. Die nih yg memandai aje assume tuh North Star. Dah le salah interpretation plak tuh.

Scene 3:

1.Bintang-bintang kecil beraura - Keajaiban, kekayaan, kemahsyuran, kemodenan etc.
2.Lelaki Rambut Putih Dan Bersongkok Putih - POPE - Ketua Agama Kristian
3.Pelawaan Menaiki Beca - Pelawaan Masuk Kristian

Komen aku:

Masih tidak relevan pada pendapat aku, tp yg paling super ialah komen no. 2.

Lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih dianggap sbg Pope? Kesian pakcik tuh tak pasal2 kene cop sbg Pope. Kt office aku ade dua org office aku namely Dahlan and Syariman mmg pakai songkok putih all the time, adakah mereka jgk penyebar agama Kristian?

Tp mungkin jgk Pope nih mmg pakai songkong putih sbg imej die, so out of curiosity aku pun google laa image Pope Benedict XVI kot2 ade gambar die pakai songkok putih.

Sekeping gambar pun takde! Paling dekat ialah die pakai kopiah putih tuh. Yg lain, ade le gambar die pakai topi koboi merah!

Hmm mungkin jgk Pope sblm nih kot yg pakai songkok putih. So aku pun google laa gambar Pope John Paul II..

Tak jumpa jgk! Gambar yg ade ialah gambar die pakai kopiah putih yg sama mcm Pope Benedict. Hmm mungkin jgk aku tak mencari dgn betul. Mungkin jgk Pope2 lain semua pakai songkok putih. So aku pun try laaa google image mane2 pope yg pakai ape2 shj topi putih...

Takde jgk! Yg paling hampir ialah gambar Pope John Paul pakai topi baseball kaler putih. So drpd mane fakta yg die nih amik kate image seorang lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih tuh merujuk kpd Pope ketua agama Kristian?

Scene 4, 5, 6 & 7

Komen aku:

Yg nih aku tak payah komen panjang lebar lah. Kalo korang baca sendiri rasanye korang pun boleh rase ia adalah satu statement bullshit. Lg satu die nih asik le tulih pasal Illuminati nih. Kalo betul la Illuminati nih satu pertubuhan rahsia, kenapa org bole tau? Bukan patutnye pertubuhan rahsia nih org tatau ke? Nama pun rahsia. Ini idak, aku rase sape yg ade access Internet sure tau Illuminati nih.

Berkenaan gambar diatas, hahaha aku pun tatau nak cakap ape. Agaknye semua org tak sedar kt Malaysia nih ade salib paling besar di dunia, iaitu bile KLCC dilitupi awan, haa mase tuh kalo org capture gambar sure dpt image salib terbesar. Ade dua pulak tuh! Hahaha.

Paling aku tak bole blah ialah interpretasi mamat nih tentang image diatas.

Die bole kate image embun tuh sebenarnye represent of bintang David! LOL. Mane laa ko dpt interpretation mcm nih.

Sebenarnye die tatau, image embun tuh sebenarnye represent kaum Cina cuba menguasai dunia! Line merah tuh menggambarkan seekor naga, menunjukkan bangsa Cina nih cuba menyelitkan fahaman mereka dimana2! LOL!

See what I mean?

TETAPI......

Berkenaan tentang scene beca merah terbang dan lampu pelita yg keluar dr pokok bunga teratai tuh, aku admit scene tersebut adalah inappropriate. Mmg betul santa klaus tuh bukannye berasal dr agama Kristian pun, tp masalahnye ialah masyarakat kita mmg percaya bahawa santa klaus tuh merujuk kpd agama Kristian, sama la jgk dgn penggunaan nama Allah dlm Bible yg kecoh sedikit masa dulu. Mmg betul nama Allah tuh bukan asal refer kpd nama Tuhan kite pun pd asalnye, dan mmg betul nama Allah tuh kt negara lain cthnye Indon agama lain selamba refer as Tuhan mereka. Tp dlm konteks masyarakat kita, khususnye masyarakat Islam di Malaysia lah, Allah tuh ialah Tuhan agama Islam. So that's it. Mmg agak inappropriate scene tuh.

Mungkin jgk director atau penulis skrip iklan nih terlampau nak blend in kan falsampah 1Malaysia tuh dlm iklan nih, so tak mengambil kira sensitiviti masyarakat.

Kesimpulan:

Aku rase ade dua reason utama kenapa mamat tuh bole come out dgn analisis bangang mcm nih.

1. Terlampau terpengaruh dgn teori konspirasi terutamanya apa yg melibatkan Illuminati, Freemason dan jgk New World Order yg kesemuanya ditunjangi oleh Yahudi.

2. Terlampau benci dgn TV3 pasal TV3 pro BN, sedangkan mamat nih mungkin adalah seorang penyokong pembangkang yg kuat, so ape aje yg kuar dr TV3 nih semuanye adalah salah pada mata die. Tp masalahnye, die tgk jgk.

Sekian.

ps: Ade la pulak mase aku kan nak tulih panjang lebar nih. Hahaha. Aku dah start cuti raya weh. Yippie!

I'm back!

Okay you have to say it like Arnold Schwarzenegger, "I'm back!"

Cut the crap already. I was away for 2 weeks to Shenzhen, China on a training. Well you can say it was an interesting journey since it is my first time journey on an airplane. I know, it's lame right? Your first ride on an airplane when you were 30 and on Air Asia to be precise! I want to blog about it but sucks the China government blocked blogspot totally, (or maybe the hotel blocked it I'm not really sure), and I intended to blog it like Dila's travel diary but to be frank I didn't read it myself hehe. So maybe later, just a synopsis of it.

On a side note, I watched Arsenal vs Chelsea game and we lost 0 - 2. Urghh it is easy nowadays to beat Arsenal. Counter attack is the real weapon against Arsenal, since their defense loves to go up, plus William Gallas as the last man is just too damn slow to counter the paces of the likes Drogba and Rooney. Plus, the Gunners doesn't have any striker fast enough to overcome the opponent defenses. Ahhh I miss the day when counter attack is Arsenal weapon against any team. Give the ball to Henry and he will outrun the defenses and then either he scored or assisted. Damn. Those were the days.

Hmm it is 3 o'clock in the morning, and I miss somebody terribly now. I know, its kinda funny since I forgot already how does it feel to be missing someone, and never imagine in my mind that I can still feel it, she really make my day.

Alright, I need to get some sleep. But wait! I'm working right now! Ahh pedulik. Haha.

Confession of An Older Brother

The melancholy series will have to wait.

It was almost a year ago when my little brother told us he is getting married. And I felt, a little bit sad but mostly happy and proud of him. My little brother is getting married!

And that was a year ago. Last weekend we went to Jerantut, Pahang for the final ceremony. It went fast. With only one lafaz it is confirmed that my brother now belong to somebody else. When I hugged him after that, I couldn't help myself from crying. I confess, I cried like a sissy girl.

Me and my brother, we shared a lot of things. We shared the same bedroom, we smoke the same cigarettes, we support the same football club, we have the same craze on hongkie comics. He bought a new sandals and I thought it was cool and then I bought the same sandals with different colors. When my bike broke down in the middle of nowhere, he is the first person will be in my mind, and the same goes to him. His friends are my friends. And although there were 2 years gap between us, most people will mistakenly took us as a twin. We were that close.

It was 6 pm, and as usual I was lying on the couch watching tv, supposedly during this time he will be home from work. And I waited, before then I realized he will not be coming home again, ever. And I walked to my room, it is a little bit quieter without him around. I guess, I just miss my brother.

I felt just like I lost him, but I know, I lost him for a better cause. And I wishing nothing other than their happiness, forever. Be happy my brother, my best friend, for now you are the king of the world.

Melancholy

Ana shouted to my face.

"Why Asrol, why? Why did you do this to me? After everything bad I've done, why you still help me?"

I'm confused. Why the hell she shouting at my face for? I'm the one who supposed to be pissed, not her. Besides, can't she tell?

I looked straight at her face, deep inside her eyes. I tried to find the strength to tell her the truth. The truth why I was always by her side. The truth why I picked calls from her late at night listening to her babbling about Eric. The truth about how I drove 35 kilometers at 2 o'clock in the morning to her house just to accompany her because she got a fight with that guy. The truth.. about everything.

I took a deep breath.

"You know why."

Her face changed at the sudden. I knew she knew. And she knew it all this while, but heart kept telling her to deny it.

"You love me?"

There was a silence at a moment, and then, slowly, I nodded.

"And you'll do anything just to make me happy?"

"Yeah." It was short, but I felt like being stripped off my clothes, and everybody in the whole world could see my butt ugly naked.

There you go. The worst confession I ever had. And suddenly I couldn't stand the awkwardness of the situation, it might be better if I just leave.

"Good bye Ana. It's been a pleasure knowing you all this while. I hope, one day you will meet the man of your dream, who will make you happy, just like the story you've been telling us."

And I turned around. I couldn't afford to let her seeing me crying. And with all the might and strength that I still have, I walked away, step by step. She just stood still there, not knowing what to do.

I walked away slowly, hoping that some miracle might happen although I gave up on it long time ago. And for a moment, I was right, before suddenly she shouted,

"Wait!"

I stopped.

Yasmin Ahmad R.I.P.

This entry might abrupt anger among you readers, but I hope you will read this to the end.

I never fancied Yasmin Ahmad. Ok maybe I lied a little bit there. I do fancied her during her early works, with the ads that coming on our tv screens, especially during any festive eves. It were so brilliant, made us think for a second about life and such, and before we realized it we started to anticipate for her ads everytime the festive seasons coming.

And then that's it. I stopped liking her works after her movie debut, Sepet. Most of us thought it was a brilliant piece of work. I thought it was a brilliant piece of work. It just I don't like the idea of the movie. So does her other works. I don't quite agree how she interpreted Islam in her movies. It is a dangerous thing to play with. It's not even a play thing. We are not suppose to play with the thing that we do not know. I have never gone out to the toilet in the middle of a movie play. I think it a waste. You got a plenty of time to do your pee before or after the movie. But while watching Gubra, for the first time in my life, ok maybe I exegerate it too much, for the first time in my life as far as I can remember, I gone out to the toilet, in the middle of the movie. I just can't swallow it anymore.

Nevertheless, she is a great director, with a brilliant vision and idea in her mind. She inspired, she got followers, she has a lot of admirers, and the most important thing, she put our movie industry one step ahead. Maybe two steps, or maybe a significant leap. She will be missed by us, and some already have.

Rest in peace, Yasmin Ahmad. Al-Fatihah.

Hiatus

I was around actually, got so many things in my mind but too lazy too write. Maybe I should wrap up everything in one go. Okey, let see...

Manure vs Malaysian XI
3 - 2?? Sir Alex must be kinda pissed right now, so he told the press that they gonna repeat this Monday. Wahaha. Tak puas hati ngan team Malaysia.

Norish Karman vs ex-hubby
Norish Karman is a bitch. There, I've said it. She proposed to claim from his ex-husband RM11k per month for nafkah anak2, kononnya for their education dunia dan akhirat, while she goes around and fucking a man way younger than herself, and then she goes to the press, telling the whole world how a good mother she is. Stop it God damnit. Everybody knows now.

MJ is dead
He is not! He falsified his own death, because while practicing for his upcoming concert, he saw from the recording that he's sucks and suddenly realised that, he can't perform anymore. Not like the time when he still young. Then he got panicked, oh God what to do? I got so many hutang to pay, and I can't perform anymore, who gonna watch my concert? Suddenly, he thought, hey, maybe I should fake my own death. Well, it turn around to be a brilliant idea. His records sale goes quadraple within 1 week, everybody telling good things about him, and they even had a live telecast for his funeral! "Daymne, I must be that famous," he thought, while sipping a mojito in an exotic island far away nobody knows where. Nobody even recognize him there, because he covered his new face all the time before. "Daymne, I am dead, but am still rich. This is what people call, life." How ironic.

(Hmm I don't have anything anymore in my mind right now, maybe I will update some more later. Maybe.)

One Day in MPH Warehouse Sale

I went to MPH warehouse sale yesterday. Thousands of book to be chosen up to, and I wondering around for like 2 hours, only to find out, there were none that interest me. Bookstores nowadays, sell 3 types of books:

1. Autobiography - The fuck. If I ever want to read something about somebody famous, I can always look for it in wikipedia. If you are not in wiki, that means you are not famous enough. (Although I always wanted to know everything about Nadia, she's hot! Or maybe I can write an entry of her. Wait. Better don't. I will fall into sicko and pathetic categories).

2. Self motivation - The fuck times two. Especially the books about how to become a rich motherfucker by lying your ass down on the coach doing nothing while watching your money multiply by itself. Damn it. The truth is, these books really helps somebody become richer, but it will never be you. Its the author.

Talking about self-motivation books, I stumble upon this book.



I'll be damned. Eruwan Gerry Norsen is my housemate back in UTP years. I've heard he wrote a book about how to become wealthy by selling your products in lelong.com.my. Well, maybe I should take a shot. Support kawan.



Fuck! RM28! Forget it!

3. Novels - I love reading. But reading novels, I don't quite have the time to do that anymore. It will be a waste if I bought any but didn't read them. Better borrow it from someone like Dila the yg penggila buku ke.

Then, I walked around the warehouse looking for something that might interest me. I was looking for classical ancient China history story books like Romance of the Three Kingdom or Water Margin, and then suddenly, I accidently, I mean accidently, accidently means non-intentionally, I stepped over a girl's foot.

"Ouch!"
"Oopss. Sorry. I'm so sorry."
"It's OK."
"Sakit ke? Sorry."
"Takpe sikit aje."

She smiled. Damn. She's cute.

We walked our own way then. But from afar, I can still saw her, and she also kept looking at me. Wow! I might have a chance! Hmm maybe I should ask her for a drink, maybe.

I walked back to her, Ok la this time intentionally, pretending to look for books la konon, and then we met again. She smiled again, but then her eyes caught the two books that I carried, and suddenly the smile gone. She waited no more and walk away.

The books titled, "Disney for Little Children, Learn ABC" and "Disney Bedtime Stories."

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! It were for my niece! What should I do? Chase her back and tell her the whole thing? You expect her to believe all that bullshit?

Well, like always, I just let it go. I smiled, like how silly it can be. Ahh better get home already. Can't wait to see the happy face of my niece when she get the books.

Nice Guys Are Winners Before the Game Ever Starts

I watched a video sent by a friend of mine, where there is this one chinese lady being robbed by a group of men on a broad daylight! It was frightening, I can't imagine having a house of my own with a situation like this. It is not save anymore outside there. You can no longer trust anybody, yet trusting a stranger.

There was some time in my life that I don't believe the above title. Good men don't exist. Hell is paved with good samaritans, just like William Holden said.

But one day, my dad came home before he realized that he left his wallet, probably in a public toilet in Bangsar. He went back there only to find out it was not there anymore. There was somewhat like RM1000 plus in his wallet, plus very important cards and infos in it. There is nothing much we could do. We tried to track his way back to the last place he remembered the wallet with him, but to no avail it was nothing.

It was night already, and we were prepared to make a police report, before suddenly my dad received a phone call from a stranger.

"Encik nih Gazali ke?"
"Ye saya."
"Encik ada hilang wallet tak?"
"Ada2."
"Wallet encik ada pada saya nih. Saya ada dkt Cheras. Dtg la amik."

We waited no more. We rushed there and several minutes later we arrived and being greeted by a young man in his 20's.

"Encik Gazali ye? Nih ha wallet encik. Sori laa saya selongkar nak carik no phone. Saya dah call byk nombor semua kata bukan. Nasib baik jumpa nombor nih."

We felt so grateful. My dad checked his wallet, and all the money plus the cards were all there. Feeling thankful, my dad gave RM100 to that young man, but he politely refuse to except it.

"Ikhlas bang."

But I thought, why??

He answered me, "Saya nak tunjukkan dalam dunia nih ada lg org baik. Jadik saya mulakan dgn diri saya dulu."

Well, I was stunned. I never thought good men still exist. I thought they always finish last.

Come to think of it, I have met them myself several times before, especially when my bike broke down in the middle of nowhere. My bike got it tyre punctured at least once every month! And to my surprise, everytimes it happen, there will always somebody will stopped by and offered their helps. And sometimes, they knew nothing much they could do about it, but still they will stopped by and asked if anything that they can do.

I believe it now. It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts. I believe, if you want somebody to do something, especially something good, you must start it with yourself.

I'm Just Addicted to That Silver Screen

I watched There Will be Blood the other day, and I was kinda dissapointed because the movie was sooo dark... and depressing. And boring. Freaking boring I might say. Blerghh. Make me think twice to watch No Country for Old Men that I already downloaded. The only reason that I watched it because it was Oscar nominated. Fuck Oscar. Nowadays they cherish dark and depressing movies too much. I want the Dark Knight on the list God dammit!

Hmm.. Made me thing, why don't I list down the top 100 movies in IMDB list that I already watched? Here goes nothing....

* Movie already watched is in black bold

* Movie that I think I'm gonna download and watch it, or anticipated in red bold

1. 9.1 The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

2. 9.1 The Godfather (1972)

3. 9.0 The Godfather: Part II (1974)

4. 8.9 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

5. 8.9 Pulp Fiction (1994)

6. 8.9 The Dark Knight (2008)

7. 8.8 Schindler's List (1993)

8. 8.8 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

9. 8.8 12 Angry Men (1957)

10. 8.8 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

11. 8.8 Casablanca (1942)

12. 8.8 Star Wars (1977)

13. 8.8 Seven Samurai (1954)

14. 8.8 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

15. 8.7 Goodfellas (1990)

16. 8.7 Rear Window (1954)

17. 8.7 City of God (2002)

18. 8.7 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

19. 8.7 Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

20. 8.7 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

21. 8.7 Fight Club (1999)

22. 8.7 The Usual Suspects (1995)

23. 8.7 Psycho (1960)

24. 8.6 The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

25. 8.6 Sunset Blvd. (1950)

26. 8.6 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

27. 8.6 Memento (2000)

28. 8.6 North by Northwest (1959)

29. 8.6 The Matrix (1999)

30. 8.6 Citizen Kane (1941)

31. 8.6 It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

32. 8.6 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

33. 8.6 Se7en (1995)

34. 8.6 Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

35. 8.6 The Professional (1994)

36. 8.5 Apocalypse Now (1979)

37. 8.5 American Beauty (1999)

38. 8.5 Taxi Driver (1976)

39. 8.5 Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

40. 8.5 WALL·E (2008)

41. 8.5 American History X (1998)

42. 8.5 Vertigo (1958)

43. 8.5 Paths of Glory (1957)

44. 8.5 Amelie (2001)

45. 8.5 Forrest Gump (1994)

46. 8.5 M (1931)

47. 8.5 Double Indemnity (1944)

48. 8.5 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

49. 8.5 The Departed (2006)

50. 8.5 Alien (1979)

51. 8.5 A Clockwork Orange (1971)

52. 8.5 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

53. 8.5 The Lives of Others (2006)

54. 8.5 The Third Man (1949)

55. 8.4 The Shining (1980)

56. 8.4 Chinatown (1974)

57. 8.4 The Pianist (2002)

58. 8.4 The Wrestler (2008)

59. 8.4 Saving Private Ryan (1998)

60. 8.4 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

61. 8.4 Spirited Away (2001)

62. 8.4 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

63. 8.4 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

64. 8.4 Requiem for a Dream (2000)

65. 8.4 L.A. Confidential (1997)

66. 8.4 Aliens (1986)

67. 8.4 Das Boot (1981)

68. 8.4 The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

69. 8.4 Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

70. 8.4 Reservoir Dogs (1992)

71. 8.4 City Lights (1931)

72. 8.4 Rashômon (1950)

73. 8.4 The Maltese Falcon (1941)

74. 8.4 Raging Bull (1980)

75. 8.4 All About Eve (1950)

76. 8.4 Modern Times (1936)

77. 8.3 Der Untergang/The Downfall (2004)

78. 8.3 Metropolis (1927)

79. 8.3 Singin' in the Rain (1952)

80. 8.3 Rebecca (1940)

81. 8.3 Some Like It Hot (1959)

82. 8.3 Gran Torino (2008)

83. 8.3 The Prestige (2006)

84. 8.3 Amadeus (1984)

85. 8.3 Life Is Beautiful (1997)

86. 8.3 The Elephant Man (1980)

87. 8.3 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

88. 8.3 The Apartment (1960)

89. 8.3 Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)

90. 8.3 Sin City (2005)

91. 8.3 The Great Escape (1963)

92. 8.3 Full Metal Jacket (1987)

93. 8.3 Once Upon a Time in America (1984)

94. 8.3 The Great Dictator (1940)

95. 8.3 The Sting (1973)

96. 8.3 Touch of Evil (1958)

97. 8.3 Bicycle Thieves (1948)

98. 8.3 Hotel Rwanda (2004)

99. 8.3 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

100. 8.3 No Country for Old Men (2007)

31 movies counted. Hmm not that much. I thought I've watched 50 or something. Ah senang cite movies yg aku tak tgk lagi tuh suma aku nak tgk lahh. Except for the depressing movies. But how am I gonna know the movie is depressing, unless I watch it? Okay, except for known depressing movies. Yg lain, nasib laa, I always can curse later.

Sadly I haven't watch Pan's Labyrinth, yet. They said it was good, as good as Beowulf. Wait. Beowulf is not good at all, so why am I comparing them again? Hmm..Okay forget about that.

Talking about movies, I remembered this one time, I read Maxim back in UTP years. There was this article suggesting the parents to be careful when they purchase any CD movies, because it might turn out to be a porn movie with almost similar title. For example, the porn edition for Saving Private Ryan is Shaving Ryan's Private. It's a gay porn. Blerghh. They even got this funny tagline, "A group of man goes to the battlefield to find out their mision... is a man." Wahaha. Funny. Or maybe you should be careful when picking up Clockwork Orange or it might turn out to be Clockwork Orgy. Wahaha.

Okay folks. Maybe I will update on the other 150 movies of the IMDB list. Or maybe I will not. 

What Goes Around, May Not Necessarily Comes Around

You may have heard this idiom of "What goes around comes around." It is some sort of karma, where is whatever deeds that you have done, God will pay cash one day while you were still alive. The afterlife judment, that will be another question.

But I wouldn't much agree with it. And it seems, much people misinterpreted it in much ways. Okay lets take an example (well this was certainly an actual quote, I got it from erm...somebody).

"You must remember ...... (put down a necessary name, if you please, you can put yours as well), what goes around comes around. You must remember you still have .... (mother/sisters/children/anything that important to you), i cannot blame anybody if anything happens to them."

Which is, in a way, pissed me off, as it sounds like a threat to me. And as I mentioned earlier, I wouldn't much agree with it. Let me tell you why.

1. God will never punish other people for any wrong doings that you have done. Or vice versa. Your sins is yours to burden, you just can't simply cast your burdens on other people.

Another example.

"Kesian makcik tuh kan anak dia kene ......... (whatever miserable things that might happen). Nih sure pasal mase dia muda2 dulu die pun sama jugak ......... (bla bla bla you know what i mean anyway)."

2. And who are us to judge whatever test or engagement that God has given to us? Whatever happens to that makcik, is not for us to judge. Whether it is related to her sins in the past, we may never know, for that is the work of God, and He alone understand the good and bad of the consequences.

Okay, this sounds much like a ceramah agama already. I'm quitting before anybody call me Ustaz!

We Always Celebrate New Year with Something Controversial

Breaking news!

I bet most of us will be telling each other right now about the busted sex party. At least I am. And people started to wonder who is this newscaster who got busted. I know! Let me tell you who she is. The winner is... (drums roll).. Farahrizan Abd. Razak from Astro Awani!

Who??

Well I don't know her myself. But google knows all! Here is a picture of her.


Goddy God! Isn't she's a cutie? She's cute and horny! Double combo! Just like the double prosperity burger. You got a double taste in one bite!

And I bet you, she will tell us later that she did not know its gonna be a drug party. Or its not even a sex party. I am innocent!

Well who doesn't? Everybody is innocent in this world, it is the satan who should be blamed. Besides, cute innocent girl who is horny, that gonna be a tripple combo!

She should've learn this from the Pramugara Terlampau and Wan Nor Azlin. Or from Bill Clinton for God sake!

I watched David Letterman a few years back, about the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky scandal. He listed several tips before you decided to do something wicked, and the top of the list is:

DON'T GET CAUGHT.

2009 Rant

2009 has arrived. Me still sticked at the same job that me have been doing for the past 2 and a half years. Well, no biggies that. I love doing what currently I am doing, and I have decided to make telecommunication as my focus field, meaning if ever there were job hopping, I will jump to a telco based company hopefully.

As usual, new year resolution. I am usually not into this new year resolution shit or what not, however for this year, I will make one. I will compile all the knowledge that I've gained, and do research some more, and share it with others. I'll give myself one year to complete this. My sources, no other than Internet, the biggest library in the world, and some manual training that I got.

Okay enough of that shit. Nobody wanna listen to that as well.

I read about the X-Files from obefiend's blog the other day. I was an X-Philes myself, before the series decided to involve some alien shit and government conspiracies in it. Blergghh. I hate aliens. I don't even believe in one. Aliens are just a US agenda (more like a Jew agenda) to propagate godlessness. You just imagine, if there really something out there, who is their Nabi? Who is their God? What is their Kiblat? What is their religion? For the believers, they will started to question all these. Islam already said that Islam is the only approved religion, no other. Some more, if they were really exist, why the fuck they kept coming to US? I never heard of a pakcik in Ulu Betong saw a tiny little green man with 3 fingers before. And why the fuck aliens must look like ET btw? Why can't it looks like a cat, or a fish perhaps? And crop circle. Bahhh.. Never heard of Pak Amid's sawah padi's got bumped by some alien ships, you can only heard about that in the US. Trust me man. Stop looking. There were nothing out there. We were all alone all this while.

What else?.. Ermm right. I read about this in Dila's blog, The Malaysian Film Producers Association wants the Hollywood movies ticket price to be hiked to protect the locals.

What does it means? It means, you have to pay RM20 for a Hollywood movie. That all is matter. I don't watch a local, unless it is good enough, so I don't give a shit of what the price is. I will not pay a penny for Antoo Fighter. But they want to hike the price of a Hollywood movie, as a punishment because we don't watch a local? Which means we were being punished because we don't watch a crappy movie, so that they can get rich, and they can make some more crappy movies, and make them richer? Now that make me pissed!

I say what? Let just pay the RM20 for a hollywood movie, and don't go watch the local. How's bloody that? Power to the people eh Afdlin (Shauki)? Now you see the true power of the people!

Hmm.. what else? Right. In utusan today, FAM reported to open the National team head of coach job to the public. Blerghh. I remembered when Dell Akhbar Khan stepped down from being the Secretary General, they did the same too. Open the job to public. In the end, Ibrahim Saad got the job. One of them. Blerghh again.

I think that is enough. 3 topics in one go, ain't that bad eh? Happy New Year everyone. And that if, there is anyone reading this. Blerghh..