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Traffic Jam di KL - Punca dan Penyelesaian. Part 3

2011-03-10T09:37:00.000-08:00

1. Begitu mudah memiliki kereta!

Aku tak berape sure tentang negara lain, dan aku jugak tak berape sure tentang ranking, tapi yg aku sure ialah di negara kita nih adalah begitu mudah sekali utk seseorang tuh memiliki kereta! Despite harga kete yg diconsider mahal dirantau ini, org still akan membeli kete. Even org yg takde lesen pun bole ade kete! Yg nih true facts. Aku ade kawan yg takde lesen, yg lesen dah lama mati tp tak renew tp still ade kete.

Ini mungkin jgk dipengaruhi oleh skim pemilikan kereta yg di offer oleh bank2 kt negara kita, dan jgk kerana sikap rakyat sendiri. Pendapat aku, skim pemilikan kenderaan kt negara kita nih adalah yg terbaik kalo dicompare dgn negara2 lain, walaupun harga kete mahal. Sbg contoh, harga Honda Jazz kt UK dalam lingkungan 10.5k pound, tp kt Malaysia harganye jejak RM103k! Gile beza. Tp still ade org beli. Kenapa? Pasal bank2 kt Malaysia offer loan kete smp 9 thn! Oleh kerana kegilaan terhadap kereta, ade org yg sanggup bayar RM1000 selama 9 thn utk memiliki kereta. Kalo cite kt org UK pasal bende nih, sure diorang akan cakap, "You paying RM1000 per month for 9 years for a car? You must be bloody crazy!" Ya, kita mmg gila.

Lg satu contoh kegilaan kita terhadap kete, kalo start keje bende first skali yg kebanyakan kite akan beli for sure adalah sebuah kereta. Aku kata kebanyakan, bukan semua. Sape yg takde kete lg mmg mase nih laa nk beli. Sape yg dh ade kete mase zaman study, mase nih nak tukar kete baru. Sgt kecil la bilangan mereka yg buat investment ke, atau beli rumah dulu instead of kete dgn gaji keje pertama mereka.

Tuh blom kira dgn skim pemilikan kete oleh students. Asalkan parents sanggup jadik guarantor, dh bole beli kancil sebijik dgn ansuran bulanan serendah RM300, takde down payment lak tuh. Tuh blom kira kete 2nd hand, berapa byk showroom kete 2nd hand kt Malaysia nih. Dan blom lg kira kete recond.

Allahyarham Tan Sri SM Nasimuddin penah cakap, katanye rakyat Malaysia nih mmg gile kete. Kalo ade luxury car yg baru launch, buyer dr Malaysia for sure ade, dan antara yg pertama lak tuh.

Ok lagi satu facts yg menarik. Sblm tahun 2002 iaitu sblm Tun Mahathir letak jawatan sbg PM, Proton adalah pengeluar kereta paling besar di rantau Asia Tenggara, walhal marketnye mostly Malaysia aje. Ade la ciput sikit kt Singapore, Thailand ngan Indonesia, tp marketnye 90% mmg Malaysia lah. Punye la besar market kete kt Malaysia nih, Honda ngan Toyota dan bertahun melobi supaya government mansuhkan cukai kereta import kt Malaysia nih.

Sbg comparison kan kite compare dgn Singapore. Kt Singapore secara relative nye harga kete rendah, dan mudah nak dpt, tp walaupun begitu belum tentu kita bole drive kete tuh. Pasal kt Singapore diorang actually implement satu sistem yg dipanggil Vehicle Quota System (VQS), semuanya adalah supaya government diorang bole control jumlah kenderaan atas jalan bagi mengelakkan traffic jam. Government Singapore akan monitor jumlah kenderaan setiap bulan, dimana jumlah kenderaan baru yg bole dikeluarkan bergantung dgn availability quota. Setiap kenderaan kt Singapore mesti memiliki Certificate of Entitlement (COE) yg memberi kebenaran pada mereka utk berada atas jalan. Harga COE nih plak bergantung pd cc kenderaan, availability quota dan berapa tahun valid. Sbg cth secara average harga COE utk sebuah kete bawah 1600cc utk tempoh 10 tahun lebih kurang $35000 dollar!

Kesimpulannye utk beli kete kt Singapore, kita kene bayar utk harga kete + duti import + registration fee + additional + COE + Road Tax + Insurance! Fuuuhh!

So nampak tak betapa government Singapore saje aje nak menyusahkan pemilikan kete. Diorang terpaksa buat camnih pasal kalo tak buat, mmg berlaku laa lambakan kete atas jalan raya, which leads to massive traffic jam. Dah la negara die kecik, tanah tak cukup, yg dok ade pun dok tambak2, so diorang takleh afford to have a major traffic jam as their problem. You want to drive, yes you can, but you have to pay. If you don't, then go get the bloody train!

Kt Malaysia takde sistem quota nih. Nk diimplement pun aku rase tak fair, pasal masalah jam nih berlaku kt bandar2 besar aje. Tak fair le plak utk pakcik2 kt kampung kalo diorang pun kene bayar COE tuh. Oleh kerana takde kawalan terhadap penjualan kete, so berlakulah lambakan kenderaan atas jalan raya which leads to huge traffic jam.

to be continued...

Sumber:

1. XpatXperience

Traffic Jam di KL - Punca dan Penyelesaian. Part 2

2011-03-04T20:19:00.000-08:00

Mengenal Pasti Punca Utama Kesesakan Jalan Raya

Pendapat aku la kan, kalo kite nak mengubati sesuatu perkara, firstly kite kene identify dulu apekah yg menyebabkan perkara itu. Cthnye penyakit, kalo nak mengubati penyakit, doktor kene identify dulu apekah yg menyebabkan sakit itu, sebelum mengubatinya. Kalo tak sure sakit tuh dtg balik. Mungkin jgk psl aku tgh series House byk sgt, tp itulah realitinya. Sama jgk laa kalo server komputer rosak, selagi tak tau ape problemnye, kengkadang reset bole jgk resolve the problem, tp temporary aje la. Lambat laun server tuh akan down balik.

Dlm kes traffic jam nih, kite kene jugak amik tau ape yg menyebabkan traffic jam teruk kt area KL nih. Kalo tak, buat laa jalan selebar mane pun, 6 lane ke 8 lane ke, atau buat laa highway sebanyak mane pun, takpun tambah la public bus seberapa banyak pun, atau buat on-ramp sebanyak mane pun, takkan solve nye problem.

So ape puncanye masalah traffic jam kt KL nih?

Ok cuba lihat statistik berikut.

1. Wikipedia listed Malaysia ditangga ke 42 dunia, dgn jumlah kenderaan 273 utk setiap 1000 penduduk.

2. Website Nationmaster pulak menyenaraikan Malaysia ditangga ketiga jumlah kenderaan tertinggi didunia, dibelakang US dan Luxembourg, dgn jumlah kenderaan yg didaftarkan berjumlah 641 kenderaan utk setiap 100 P. (Aku tak sure la plak ape maksud P tuh so aku assume P tuh bermaksud people or population.)

Aku pun tak sure mane satu yg betul, tp tak kisah la ape pun, ini menunjukkan bahawa jumlah kenderaan yg begitu tinggi kt Malaysia nih.

Dan lihat jugak statistik nih.

1. Dlm statistik banci penduduk negara yg dikeluarkan oleh kerajaan baru2 nih menunjukkan jumlah penduduk Selangor dan Kuala Lumpur ialah lebih 7 juta org.

Takde plak dlm statistik tuh specify berapa jumlah penduduk Lembah Klang, so dlm kes nih aku assume lebih kurang 6 juta org. Ini bermaksud 1/5 drpd rakyat Malaysia nih kita bole jumpa kt area Lembah Klang nih.

So apekah maksud statistik ini?

Maksudnye ialah area Lembah Klang nih mempunyai kepadatan penduduk yg paling tinggi di Malaysia, dan possible setiap penduduk memiliki kenderaan masing2. Bayangkan berapa byknye jumlah kenderaan atas jalan raya di area tersebut. Belum campur bas, lori, motosikal dan kenderaan perdagangan yg lain.

Ada sesetengah org menyalahkan pembangunan yg tak terkawal dlm hal nih. Mungkin ade benarnye jgk, tp aku tak rase pembangunan harus dipersalahkan totally. Pembangunan ialah suatu yg kita tak dpt elakkan, kita kene hadapinye whether we like it or not, persoalannya mcmmana kita nak handle pembangunan tuh.

Pada pendapat aku, punca sebenar masalah traffic kt KL nih adalah kerana terlampau banyak kenderaaan atas jalan sampai jalanraya dah tak mampu menampung jumlah kenderaan. The fact is kebanyakan jalan raya kt KL nih dah tak mampu lg menampung jumlah kenderaan. Cthnye MRR2 yg bole menampung 200 ribu kenderaan sehari, already reach its limit. Aku penah baca somewhere Federal Highway bole tampung 300 ribu kenderaan sehari, by tahun 1995 lg dah reach its limit.

Oleh itu, semua persoalan mestilah berkisar dari sini. Persoalannye disini bukannye kenapa traffic jam, tp ialah kenapa org still bawak kenderaan masing2 walaupun dah tau ade traffic jam?

To be continued..

Sumber:

1. Fotosearch.com

2. Wikipedia

3. Nationmaster.com

4. Government statictics

5. Forum Cari

Traffic Jam di KL - Punca dan Penyelesaian?

2011-03-02T00:28:00.000-08:00

I will write about this in more santai way, english campur2 melayu. Aku rase lebih sesuai dan santai skit kot bile tulih mcm nih. Rase lebih mudah difahami. Lgpun tujuan aku create blog nih dulu utk melatih English aku, my English suck big time, so utk article yg aku rase heavy mcm nih, lebih baik aku tulis mcm nih. Anyway enjoy reading. Feel free to leave a comment or suggestion.

Artikel nih ialah sekadar pandangan aku aje, berdasarkan reading through articles, discussion ngan kawan2, dan jgk observations. Kengkadang tuh bile balik bawak moto, sambil2 menyumpah seranah pasal jam, kengkadang feel jgk sambil pikir2 kenapa laa jam teruk sgt nih. Sambil2 perhati tuh, ade jgk laa idea, tp kalo tak tulih org tak tau. Tuh pasal la aku decide nak tulis kt sini.

So kalo kurang tepat tuh sorilah. Anyway pandangan yg bernas sgt2 dialu2kan.

Dan jgk, kalo ade org mintak, aku akan try translate article nih kepada English sepenuhnya.

Introduction

Ade org tanya, what's the big deal with this traffic jam? Kalo dah jam tuh harung aje la. Kalo taknak jam, kuar la dr rumah awal, or balik dr ofis lambat.

Sebenarnye semuanya adalah berkaitan dgn produktiviti. Kalo masa perjalanan ke ofis dpt dijimatkan dgn mengurangkan kadar traffic jam, byk bende lain yg bole dibuat. Cthnya, masa yg dijimatkan bole digunakan utk bersenam, atau spend more time dgn keluarga, atau pegi bersosial. Kurang letih pasal dah takde jam, maknanye fokus kpd keje lebih, dan produktiviti meningkat. Senang cite kehidupan lebih gembira. Tuh yg penting.

Dalam belanjawan baru2 nih Najib telah memperkenalkan Greater KL/Lembah Klang sbg salah satu drpd 12 NKEA (National Key Economic Areas) yg hendak dicapai. NKEA ini ialah satu transformasi utk menjadikan Malaysia sebuah negara yg berdaya maju, dgn rakyatnya berpendapatan tinggi, secara tak langsung menggalakkan pertumbuhan ekonomi dan menarik expat berkualiti tinggi utk menyumbang kearah pembangunan negara.

Untuk mencapai gagasan Greater KL nih, salah satu kunci kpd pencapaian ini ialah masalah public transport dan traffic jam kt KL nih die mesti solve dulu, baru laa impian Greater KL nih bole dicapai. Itu antara reason die utk bina MRT yg kosnya mencecah RM36 billion tuh.

Isu traffic jam kt KL nih mmg tak berkesudahan sejak 20 tahun dulu. Mcm2 idea, ada yg idea tinggal idea aje, dan ade jugak yg actually diimplement tp tak pernahnye menampakkan hasil. Aku sendiri pun tak gamak nak bawak kete bile pegi keje, lebih selesa naik moto aje. Bawak moto nih mmg risky, kengkadang kite bawak elok tp org lain yg bawak mcm cilake, kengkadang mat rempit punye hal kite pun kene jugak. Padahal moto tuh dok bawak pegi keje, balik keje, takde la melencong ke tempat lain sgt. Tp ape nak buat, drpd aku terpaksa meredah jam gile tuh. Bayangkan kalo aku naik moto pegi keje will took me 25 minutes for a 13 km journey, tp kalo naik kete amik masa 1 jam! Tak kose aku naik kete.

So skang nih antara topik yg paling hangat diperkatakan ialah tentang pembinaan MRT phase 1 dr Sg. Buloh - Kajang. Tujuan utama mesti lah utk mengurangkan kesesakan trafik kt dlm KL nih, tp ade org pertikaikan samada adakah wajar ia dibina, nak tambah lg dgn kos mencecah RM36 billion. Billion tuh bro! Bukan sikit2 anaknye duit. Ade jgk org pertikaikan tentang cadangan lokasi stesen yg nak dibina, cthnye dlm artikel nih. Pendapat diorang mengatakan bahawa kt area TTDI tak memerlukan MRT nih, pasal rata2 penduduk memiliki at least 2 buah kereta, dan mereka lebih selesa drive bila hendak kemana2. Rase mcm berlagak pun ada, tp kalo dipikir2kan, ade jgk pointnye. Takpe, hal tuh kite akan discuss dgn lebih lanjut.

Dan baru2 nih dlm artikel Malaysian Insiders mengatakan bahawa penduduk Kajang pulak yg membantah pembinaan MRT nih. Pendapat mereka mengatakan ade possibility yg MRT nih akan menyebabkan kesesakan lalulintas bertambah buruk, sementelah dah ade KTM Komuter pun kt situ.

So adakah MRT relevan? Adakah MRT akan menyelesaikan masalah traffic jam kt KL? Kalo tak relevan, apekah steps yg perlu diambil utk memastikan ia relevan?

Dalam artikel nih kite akan mengkaji apakah punca yg menyebabkan traffic jam gile kt KL nih, possible solution utknye, dan adakah relevan utk MRT dibina utk menyelesaikan masalah nih.

Dan jugak korang akan realize, aku akan buat banyak comparison dgn Singapore dan Hong Kong. Bukan nak poyo ke ape, aku penah pegi ke dua2 negera tersebut, and i have to admit public transport die mmg gempak gile beb. Sgt selesa dan cekap. Sedangkan rakyatnye ramai. Mase aku drive kt Singapore, kete byk tp tak jam. Yg penting kete bergerak laa around 80 kmph. Kita kene admit yg dua negara nih memiliki sistem public transport dan traffic control yg paling bagus didunia. Even kota London pun amik Singapore punye sistem tol tuh sbg contoh, dan proven berjaya mengurangkan kadar traffic sehingga 35%. We must learn from the best.

To be continued..

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Buried

2010-10-26T09:58:00.001-07:00

We watched it last night and all I can say is... damn, this is one god damn cheap movie. Not cheap as in.. you know.. a slut, i mean it's cheap in term of money. I don't exactly know what is the cost actually, but I guess it is cheap considering we can see only, I mean it, only Ryan Reynolds the whole long movie. Plus few props like a zippo and a cellphone. So I guess if it is not because of Ryan Reynolds, this movie perhaps way cheaper than a a porn movie. A porn movie at least have two stars. Even a masturbate porn movie will require a dildo, provided the dildo is more expensive than a cellphone. Ok cut the crap.

But to this date the film managed to collect a mere USD3.2 mil worldwide. How the fuck they gonna pay Ryan Reynolds with that?

Okay cut the crap already.

But I like the movie. Good enough for Ryan-I-only-act-in-a-romcom-movie-Reynolds. I think he did pretty well in it. You can actually feel how panic and desperate he is to get himself out of the coffin. And I thought, damn this guy can actually act. And the movie plot is quite nice. Everytime the audience thought it gonna be a calm situation, something always fucked up. And the director used a lot of light techniques and camera shots which display the situation in many awesome angles.

All in all, a good movie to watch. If you seek for a twisted and depressing movie, this is definitely the one to choose, considering not much good movies were shown at the moment.

Picture is from here.

D.E.V.I.L.

2010-10-03T03:42:00.000-07:00

I just have one wish after watching this movie, somebody please stop Shyamalan from doing any more movies because it is a total crap! Don't believe me? Try watching Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water, The Happening and the Last Air Bender, and you will get what I mean. Major total crap! And he making money producing a crap thing! (And why the hell I watch his movies, I don't quite understand either. Maybe because there were no decent movie that is worth watching so I end up watch this crap. Good strategy there Mr. Shyamalan. Malaysian movie producer please take note.)

Put aside Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense is just a one time wonder.

I found a website where people make fun of the movie. Click here. The best one probably this one by Mr. Ryan Corderman where he said, "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us M. Night Shyamalan was a genius." LOL. Nice one Mr. Corderman.

I love the movie's tagline too. "Bad things happen for a reason." Wow. Catchy, and sounds mysterious, but isn't good things happen for a reason too? Everything in this world happen for a reason God damnit!

And I read from IMDB that Shyamalan actually are working on the sequel. What the hell?

So by now I know already, when it comes to choose between a Malay movie and Shyamalan's, I choose..... well this is a very tough decision to choose. I choose not to choose.

Aku pun nak tulih pasal iklan TV3 tuh!

2010-09-06T15:40:00.000-07:00

Since ini ialah entry rage, aku terpaksa tulih dalam bahasa Melayu campur2 lah. Aku tulih dlm English pun pasal nak practice English aku.

Anyway, entry ini ialah sbg menjawab entry bangang en. Kalamul Haqq. Aku bukan kate die bangang, cuma aku kate entry tuh bangang. Ini bukan serangan peribadi, tp hanya merujuk pada entry tersebut yg aku sifatkan ditulis sbg satu attempt oleh penulis utk menjadi seorang penganalisis teori konspirasi secara membuta tuli tanpa melakukan kajian yg mendalam. Yang aku tak tahan, ramai pulak yg percaya lak tuh. Dah tuh terus disebarkannye entry tuh. Tak pasal2 jadik fitnah.

Ok lah, lets fire away!

Scene 1

1.Budak Lelaki Melayu - Orang Melayu

2.Buku - Bible
3.Pondok Buruk Beratap Rumbia - Kemiskinan
4.Malam Yang Gelap - Islam yang mundur
5.Mentol Lampu - Pencerahan (Illumination) - Lucifer@Iblis

6.Sangkar Burung - Simbol manusia yang terkurung dan terkongkong dengan ajaran ISLAM

7.Tingkap Terbuka - Jalan keluar dari kemiskinan dan kemunduran

Komen aku:

Urghhh aku pun tatau nak kate ape. Cuba korang baca balik, berdasarkan apekah die bole analisis smp mcm tuh? Malam yg gelap merujuk kpd Islam yg mundur??? Sangkar burung merujuk kpd simbol manusia yg terkurung dan terkongkong dgn ajaran ISLAM?? Pada aku ini adalah analisis syok sendiri. Aku rase korang sendiri bole pikir analisis nih adalah tidak relevan langsung. Kalo bawak masuk court mmg buta aje kene fire. Korang bole pikir sendiri lah tak payah komen panjang lebar kt sini.

Scene 2:

1.Mukasurat Bergambar - Bible (Christianity)
2.Mukasurat Jawi terbalik - Al-Quran yang dihinakan
3.Beca Merah - Samaran untuk kenderaan Santa Claus

4.North Star - Bintang Kelahiran Horus (Dajjal)
5.Pokok Krismas - Simbol Paganism

Komen aku:

Masih tidak relevan dlm beberapa perkara. Berkenaan muka surat jawi terbalik, aku bersetuju dgn penjelasan obefiend di sini. Sila baca sendiri pasal die hurai dgn panjang lebar jgk, dan masuk la skit dek akal drpd teori konspirasi merapu nih. Pasal beca merah tuh pulak, yg tuh aku akan komen seterusnye dibawah.

Ah yg pasal North Star, mane ntah die dpt fakta mengatakan north star tuh adalah bintang kelahiran Horus atau Dajjal. Lg satu ape yg die maksudkan sbg bintang kelahiran? Horoskop ke? Aihhh takkan die tatau yg kita sbg umat Islam mane bole pecaya dgn horoskop nih? Tp mane ade horoskop North Star? Langsung tak jelas dan mengelirukan.

FYI kalo korang wiki, North Star nih ialah bintang kt langit yg terletak betul2 atas kutub utara, dan cukup cerah utk dijadikkan navigation guide oleh pelayar2 zaman dulu.

Ermm nnt dulu. Sebenarnye bintang dlm iklan tuh takde kaitan pun dgn North Star. Die nih yg memandai aje assume tuh North Star. Dah le salah interpretation plak tuh.

Scene 3:

1.Bintang-bintang kecil beraura - Keajaiban, kekayaan, kemahsyuran, kemodenan etc.
2.Lelaki Rambut Putih Dan Bersongkok Putih - POPE - Ketua Agama Kristian
3.Pelawaan Menaiki Beca - Pelawaan Masuk Kristian

Komen aku:

Masih tidak relevan pada pendapat aku, tp yg paling super ialah komen no. 2.

Lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih dianggap sbg Pope? Kesian pakcik tuh tak pasal2 kene cop sbg Pope. Kt office aku ade dua org office aku namely Dahlan and Syariman mmg pakai songkok putih all the time, adakah mereka jgk penyebar agama Kristian?

Tp mungkin jgk Pope nih mmg pakai songkong putih sbg imej die, so out of curiosity aku pun google laa image Pope Benedict XVI kot2 ade gambar die pakai songkok putih.

Sekeping gambar pun takde! Paling dekat ialah die pakai kopiah putih tuh. Yg lain, ade le gambar die pakai topi koboi merah!

Hmm mungkin jgk Pope sblm nih kot yg pakai songkok putih. So aku pun google laa gambar Pope John Paul II..

Tak jumpa jgk! Gambar yg ade ialah gambar die pakai kopiah putih yg sama mcm Pope Benedict. Hmm mungkin jgk aku tak mencari dgn betul. Mungkin jgk Pope2 lain semua pakai songkok putih. So aku pun try laaa google image mane2 pope yg pakai ape2 shj topi putih...

Takde jgk! Yg paling hampir ialah gambar Pope John Paul pakai topi baseball kaler putih. So drpd mane fakta yg die nih amik kate image seorang lelaki berambut putih pakai songkok putih tuh merujuk kpd Pope ketua agama Kristian?

Scene 4, 5, 6 & 7

Komen aku:

Yg nih aku tak payah komen panjang lebar lah. Kalo korang baca sendiri rasanye korang pun boleh rase ia adalah satu statement bullshit. Lg satu die nih asik le tulih pasal Illuminati nih. Kalo betul la Illuminati nih satu pertubuhan rahsia, kenapa org bole tau? Bukan patutnye pertubuhan rahsia nih org tatau ke? Nama pun rahsia. Ini idak, aku rase sape yg ade access Internet sure tau Illuminati nih.

Berkenaan gambar diatas, hahaha aku pun tatau nak cakap ape. Agaknye semua org tak sedar kt Malaysia nih ade salib paling besar di dunia, iaitu bile KLCC dilitupi awan, haa mase tuh kalo org capture gambar sure dpt image salib terbesar. Ade dua pulak tuh! Hahaha.

Paling aku tak bole blah ialah interpretasi mamat nih tentang image diatas.

Die bole kate image embun tuh sebenarnye represent of bintang David! LOL. Mane laa ko dpt interpretation mcm nih.

Sebenarnye die tatau, image embun tuh sebenarnye represent kaum Cina cuba menguasai dunia! Line merah tuh menggambarkan seekor naga, menunjukkan bangsa Cina nih cuba menyelitkan fahaman mereka dimana2! LOL!

See what I mean?

TETAPI......

Berkenaan tentang scene beca merah terbang dan lampu pelita yg keluar dr pokok bunga teratai tuh, aku admit scene tersebut adalah inappropriate. Mmg betul santa klaus tuh bukannye berasal dr agama Kristian pun, tp masalahnye ialah masyarakat kita mmg percaya bahawa santa klaus tuh merujuk kpd agama Kristian, sama la jgk dgn penggunaan nama Allah dlm Bible yg kecoh sedikit masa dulu. Mmg betul nama Allah tuh bukan asal refer kpd nama Tuhan kite pun pd asalnye, dan mmg betul nama Allah tuh kt negara lain cthnye Indon agama lain selamba refer as Tuhan mereka. Tp dlm konteks masyarakat kita, khususnye masyarakat Islam di Malaysia lah, Allah tuh ialah Tuhan agama Islam. So that's it. Mmg agak inappropriate scene tuh.

Mungkin jgk director atau penulis skrip iklan nih terlampau nak blend in kan falsampah 1Malaysia tuh dlm iklan nih, so tak mengambil kira sensitiviti masyarakat.

Kesimpulan:

Aku rase ade dua reason utama kenapa mamat tuh bole come out dgn analisis bangang mcm nih.

1. Terlampau terpengaruh dgn teori konspirasi terutamanya apa yg melibatkan Illuminati, Freemason dan jgk New World Order yg kesemuanya ditunjangi oleh Yahudi.

2. Terlampau benci dgn TV3 pasal TV3 pro BN, sedangkan mamat nih mungkin adalah seorang penyokong pembangkang yg kuat, so ape aje yg kuar dr TV3 nih semuanye adalah salah pada mata die. Tp masalahnye, die tgk jgk.

Sekian.

ps: Ade la pulak mase aku kan nak tulih panjang lebar nih. Hahaha. Aku dah start cuti raya weh. Yippie!

Let the season begin!

2010-08-08T03:35:00.000-07:00

The football season has started, and I'd love to give my prediction on what's gonna happen.

EPL Champion

Urghh this is a tough fight. Chelshit and Manure seems likely to battle again to retain the cup. But I would say Man City might coming in between. Arsenal and Liverfool, will not gonna be serious contenders here. So this gonna be a very tough season. There were at least 6 or 7 teams that are possible in the way to win the cup. But I'll say Chelshit it is. They got a decent squad last season, and they remain with the same squad this season. So I guess they got a better chances than others.

EPL top four

Chelshit, Manure, Arsenal and Man City. Liverpool under Roy Hudgson, I think is still not up to par. 5th position is the best they can get. Altough Roy Hudgson doing a great job at Fullham, he was never being tested when dealing with a high profile team. But this is the chance to prove himself. If he shows a great performance, the hot seat of England manager might be his as well.

Man City

Roberto Mancini will be sacked at the end of the season. Reason? Because they will not get the EPL. They might have a good chance to get the Europa Cup, but that alone will not satisfy their crazy Arabs owner.

Real Madrid

Will win the La Liga, with a very stiff challenges from Barca. Jose Mourinho can do it, I believe it. Although he might need to wait for another season before he can get the Champions League.

Champions League

This years final will be held in Wembley, London, and I sense an English team is most likely will win this time. Maybe this the best time for Chelshit to show that they are actually a serious contender for the cup. Wait? Does this mean you said Chelshit will win? I didn't say that!

Hmm judging from the prediction that I made for the last season, most of them doesn't come true. Haha. That is the fun. Come on, where is the fun if you can see the future?

I must be crazy #1

2010-07-25T11:49:00.000-07:00

I have been playing this stupid game over facebook since... since I joined facebook I suppose. That means what? February 2009? And last week it just reached level 1000. I must be crazy.

Inception

2010-07-21T12:07:00.000-07:00

This year alone I've watched 3 considerably good movies. They are Kick-Ass, Toy Story 3 and Inception.

Well, about Inception, my gf thought it was overrated. I on the other hand, felt it is good. Not the best but rather good. For me it feels like watching a Stanley Kubrick directing a Matrix movie.

The movie is about... the hell I'm not gonna write down the plot here. Go wiki it you lazy bum.

But I really like how Christopher Nolan describes the different layers of the dreams. Altough there actually four different scenarios indicating four different layers of dream, the audience will never get confuse of which is which. Brilliantly done there.

And I read in Yahoo! News, Inception is the best movie yet shown so far this year and it is the most likely candidate to win the Oscar. Urghhh. I wouldn't agree with that though. I still think Toy Story 3 is much better.

But all in all, good movie to watch. Worth every penny. And make sure you go in with your mind blind folded. You'll get what I mean.

Disclaimer: The picture was taken from here.

World Cup 2010 Review

2010-07-15T06:08:00.000-07:00

The World Cup has ended, and surely everybody, except if you are an American then there is a slight chance that you might not know Spain has won it. Okay as usual, synopsis from my point of view.

The Great

1. Diego Forlan

Man this guy is awesome. He scored five goals, 3 of them were the best of the tournament, including the magnificent goal against the Germans. The ball were crossed from the right and he shot it at the first time. The ball bounced on the ground and the keeper just watched helplessly when the ball reaching the net. But his greatest contribution of all, of course by bringing Uruguay as far as semi final. Who would have thought that. And he was voted as Player of the Tournament! Whooh! Looking at his past record, man this guy is kinda like a scoring machine! Alex Furgeson sure now regret to let him go in the first place. But come to think of it, he got a history of letting go his best striker, so no surprise there. Anyway, Diego Forlan, you the man! The tournament will not be as good as it is without you in it.

2. Spain

Of course, el campeón. Lost the first game against Switzerland but still manage to go all the way to the final and win the cup. Before this I always believed that passing style will never win a game. But Spain proved otherwise. And it was entertaining to watch their game. European champion, and now champion of the world, felicitación Espana.

3. the Germans

The youth team of Germany proved that to us we should never write them off in any football competition. Thomas Muller, Mesut Ozil, even their keeper Neuer are under 25. Meaning that they still got a plenty room to show for the next 4 years competition. Especially Mueller, he is not even 21 yet and he already bagged 5 World Cup goal, and theoretically he can play for at least another 3 competition. Third place is not that bad Deutschland. The truth is, we were entertained by your game. Keep on teaching them English how to play the real football.

4. The USA

Well team Uncle Sam showed us they must be feared within 20 years time. And they displayed entertaining game I might say. Except the game against England. Not their fault though, it was England.

5. The Jabulani ball

I know many people especially the goalkeepers hate it, but I love it man! Why? Because it gave us a lot of goals. Rediculous goals, like the one Forlan scored against Ghana. It was rediculous but beautiful, and its a goal nonetheless. Ermm don't count in the USA goal against England. It has nothing to do with the ball. Stupidity does.

6. The referees quality

Some people thought the referees quality is rediculous, but I love it man! This is one of the reason why we love football so much. So we can curse at the referees! And I hereby declared I am in the same boat with Sepp Blater. We are against the techonology!

7. Larissa Riquelme

Who? I don't know her myself but after she promised she gonna run on the street naked if Paraguay won the World Cup, I suddenly became a Paraguay fan!

The Bad

1. England

As usual, the star team of the tournament. What are football without the English team in. Bragging much they could win the competition this time, but they were trashed by the Germans in the second round 4 - 1! And the reason? The players were too tired. WTF? This is insulting man! Other footballers didn't play too?

2. Argentina

(Looking at the picture, no wonder they lost the tournament. LOL). I was hoping to see Messi shines in this tournament, but perhaps to pressure is just too great for him to handle alone. But I had never expected they will go that far anyway, because I think Maradona is not good enough to handle a national team. The biggest mistake, he brought in too many strikers (and not even that effective) and abandon good midfield like Cambiasso. Mascherano couldn't handle the midfield alone, bringing Cambiasso in perhaps could ease the pressure. But look it at the bright sight, you don't to look at Maradona running on the street naked!

3. France

I always thought France will never make it, they barely survive the qualifying group thank you to Henry Hands-of-God like assist, but I never expected it was that bad. Leaving the competition with zero points, and Anelka being sent home because he got a brawl with the coach. One thing for sure, Raymond Domenech was never up to par. He just got lucky during the 2006 because Zidane was there.

4. Italy

The defending champion didn't even reached second round. Poor sods. The problem with the Italian is that they didn't have a prolific striker. None of the first eleven of Inter were Italian if you have to know. And, they got aging players. Fabio Cannavaro at the age 36 still playing? And for the record I blamed him for at least two of the goals against Slovakia.

5. Vuvuzela

Didn't I told you before hate that fucking shit? What is with the South African and their vuvuzelas heh? It sounds like a thousand bees buzzing over your ears. I want to hear the chants God damnit!

6. Tshabalala goal celebration

Urghhh I don't like it at all. No natural happiness shown when you scored a goal. You want to do the Roger Milla's? You forgot one thing dude, he never planned it.

7. Paul the Octopus

And suddenly this sotong become so popular because it predicted the match freaking accurately. But you ruin the fun man! It's no fun to know the result before the game started! (I never get involved in sports gambling or whatsoever).

The most dramatic games

1. USA vs Slovenia - The game looked like to end 2-2 but at the dying minutes Altidore score for Uncle Sam, but again it was disallowed by the referee so the game ended 2-2 after all. crazy game, fast and entertaining.

2. Slovakia vs Italy - Italy really need to win this game but by 75th minutes, they were down to 0-2. 81th minutes, they manage to score but Slovakia seems has sealed the game when they scored again in 89th. All seems lost before Italy manage to close the gap with a beautiful goal by Quagliarella. At the dying minutes, they still tried to find the last goal they needed and they finally got their chances before Iaquinta blew it by shooting over the bar.

3. Uruguay vs Ghana - This game is one of the most talked about. Luis Suarez save the ball using his hand on the line and being sent off! On the 30th minutes of extra time! And to make it more dramatic, Asamoah Gyan failed to convert the penalty by hitting the top bar. Crazy! And then Ghana lose in the penalty shootouts. Perghh crazy game I might say.

4. Uruguay vs Germany - Uruguay was down to 2-3 and at the dying minutes they got a freekick just at the edge of the penalty box. Forlan took it only to hit the bar! Damn!

Not bad eventhough it was first time held in Africa. We will see what can the World Cup offer in the next 4 years.

Germany kuat sial!

2010-07-03T17:09:00.000-07:00

Argentina kene titik 4 - 0 tuhhhh! You wanna know why?

1. I always believe speed and paces are the key to win a game. And usually the youngsters have those. That is what exactly the German did. They fill in the squad with their youth. Thomas Muller is 21, Mesut Ozil is 22, Jerome Boateng (22), goalkeeper Manuel Neuer (24), and even their captain Phillip Lahm is 26. The oldest in the squad (minus goalkeeper sub) is Klose, who is 32 right now.

Plus five of the squad members were from the team who won the under 21 Euro Championship where they trashed England 4 - 0.

Funny thing heh, 10 years ago people said football player will reach the peak of their career when they are 27 or 28. But nowadays, it has lessen to 24. So you can imagine why young blood were so important nowadays.

2. Germany allows their ex-footballers to involve in their FA. Franz Beckenbauer for instance was vice President of German FA, and he also led German successful bid of World Cup 2006. Well, something we could learn about.

3. The Bundesliga. Their people always crazy about it, and most of the players in the teams are the Germans. Not like EPL, or worse Seria A. Inter Milan starting eleven, none of them were Italian.

Surprisingly they also got the second highest average attendance per game, just shy behind EPL. So you can just imagine how obsess their people over their league.

4. The team were coached by a German. I always believe this. Perhaps if you want to improve your squad, you might need to hire an outsider, but to win a World Cup, you definitely need a coach from your own country. The history has prove it.

5. The youth players development program. I'm not sure about this, and I tried to google it but couldn't find any, but I heared the commentator said something about 2 years ago the German FA found out there were something wrong about their youth program, so they revamped it totally and the outcome was the champion squad of under 21 Euro and this squad.

6. Tactics. The Argentinians were caught up in counter attacks. Except for the first goal. Plus Argentina lack of controlling possession in the midfield. Their midfield always lost the ball, lack of idea, and no follow up after every single attack. Maradona should have brought along Cambiasso in the first place.

Well, it is sad to see the Argentinians have to walk away like this. I personally was hoping to see Messi shines as what he did in Olympic 2008 and the European club tournaments. But on the other hand, I was relieved to see the Germans way of playing and I believe Argentina has lost to a better side. So their next game will be against the tournament favourite Spain, let see what the youngsters can do against the experience.

England Crumbles. And you wanna know why?

2010-06-27T10:45:00.000-07:00

1. Because it was 1 player against 11. Gerrard vs Germany. He is the captain, but yet he had to do all the works. He takcled, he saved, he passed, he assisted, he shot. The rest of his teammate, well, what teammate?

2. Defenders flop. Where the hell is John Terry? Okay it might not sounds the right question, I rephrase it. What the hell is John Terry doing? The two latter goals, John Terry was nowhere near the defend position. You are the defender for God sake! And great partnership there you formed together with Matthew Upson. Matthew Upson? Are you kidding me? He played for West Ham man. And where was West Ham again last season? Near relegation man! Doesn't that give you a clue? And Glen Johnson, wait a minute. He was there? I didn't even notice!

Fabio Capello should've started with Jamie Caraggher. Yeah yeah I know, he kinda a fumble player himself, plus, he's already been booked. But he is the best you got for the time, and you didn't actually have any other choice, but why the bloody hell you did such a big gamble by gave up the place to Matthew Upson?

3. Dull, fruitless, lifeless and vague midfielders. Except for Gerrard. The others, they seems to be loosing ideas everytime they got the ball. And as a result, they always lost it, which then brought advantages to the Germans when they counterattacked because John Terry was already up and ready to score, and then Matthew Upson got panicked and shitted in his pants because nobody other that himself was around, and Glen Johnson, wait, Glen Johnson didn't even play.

Frank Lampard, well he is good with his club, but when it's come to international level, he never performed. Last 4 years in Germany, he got 22 shots but none of them got in. And this year, it seems like the same, and count also the disallowed goal, poor lads. And James Milner, I don't think he should've been in the starting line up. He is indeniably is great, but played it on the right midfield? Come on! Capello should've started with Aaron Lennon. The boy is fast, great skills, and have a great crossing, what more do you want from a winger?

4. Dysfunctional forward. Yes, dysfunctional. Rooney got a really bad day. Okay wait. Make it four days. He couldn't even make a shot, what more to test the goal keeper, or even score. The others? Well, it was okay, they were not that good anyway.

To the Infinity, and Beyond!

2010-06-19T12:42:00.000-07:00

I love it! In fact, I think it was the best movie I've ever watch this year so far. I dare to say it was better than Kick Ass, or at least I think it was. And I might say it is the best among the trilogy. So you can just imagine, Toy Story 1 and 2 were already in the league of their own, how good can the third one can be?

It is funny, yet touching, and full of messages that we can take into account. And we could learn a lot from those toys.

What the movie is all about? You lazy bump. Alright, let me google it for you.

"Woody, Buzz and the whole gang are back. As their owner Andy prepares to depart for college, his loyal toys find themselves in daycare where untamed tots with their sticky little fingers do not play nice. So, it's all for one and one for all as they join Barbie's counterpart Ken, a thespian hedgehog named Mr. Pricklepants and a pink, strawberry-scented teddy bear called Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear to plan their great escape."

That was taken from IMDB. It sounds simple, but believe me it was far more complicated that it sounds. As usual more new characters, new villains, a lot of funny moments, and also touching scenes. Talking about funny, I couldn't stand it when Buzz Lightyear addressed Piggy as "Musical Hog." Musical Hog. LOL. I even chuckle when I wrote this. Who the hell came up with an idea to addressed a harmonica-playing-pig as musical hog?

After the movie we went downstairs to look for the merchandises, and we found Lots-o'Huggin' Bear and guess what? It does smells strawberry! LOL.

Anyway, a movie I strongly suggested you guys to watch. Altough I could say the 3D effects didn't impress so much though, but you should watch it because the storyline is so good, you will forget about the effects.

I read somewhere that there will be no more sequel after this, but believe me, we'd love to see a lot more of them in the future. We will never get tired of them. Muchas gracias Pixar and Disney for the lovely ending of the trilogy. We sure will miss Woody and his friends.

ps: Ah forgot to mention, before the movie starts they showed a short movie titled Day & Night. It was a nice movie though, about a creature representing Day met a creature representing Night, and they fight each other to prove that they are the best before they realize that they actually need each other.

World Cup 2010

2010-06-16T12:24:00.000-07:00

Let me make this simple:

1. This is the most boring World Cup I've ever watched. So far. Or maybe the Italia'90 is the worst, but I can't barely remember back then, it was 20 years ago. Is it because that Jabulani ball? Seems the ball moved too fast and the players have problem to control it resulting in they will loose the ball so often and the ball will just go around in the middle of the field. Come on man, people wanna see goals, and great moves!

2. Argentina will win. They and the Germany are the only most promising team so far, but then again no European team has ever won the tournament outside the Europe. So Argentina it is.

3. Prediction 8 teams that will qualify to quarter finals, Germany, Argentina, Brazil, Netherlands,England, USA, Ivory Coast and Spain. What? No France or Portugal? Eat shit man. They should've sacked their manager even before coming to the tournament. They were useless! But wait, how come Spain is in the list? They just lost their first game! Well, Brazil lost 1 game during the group stage in 1998 but they still manage to reach the final.

4. I hate that fucking vuvuzelas!

5. South Africa is not capable enough to hold such a big tournament. They will go bankrupt within 5 years.

6. Mourinho said, Champions League is bigger than World Cup. I guess he is right, but maybe "bigger" is not the correct word. I would say "better". Champions League is better. Not just in term of the quality of the players, but also the referees, the commentators, even the camera shots! Champions League is way better. Don't believe me? Tune in to channel 806, and watch the highlight please. And then you compare it with EPL highlights, and after that you tell me.

7. Ahh I missed the 2006 World Cup. As far as I can remember, it was the best ever held. So many quality players, tactics, good teams, legends, and great goals.

8. I think FIFA's decision to organize 3 friendly matches before the tournament is stupid. We almost lost Drogba and Arjen Robben because of it. We already lost so many star players even before the friendly matches, and it is a big risk to organize even a single friendly match before the tournament, what more three!

Review of Iphone Apps #2

2010-06-05T02:04:00.001-07:00

I've been using it for 16 months, and I have to admit, I never felt this satisfied when using a phone. The OS is very stable, rarely hanged, great graphic processor, hundreds of thousands apps to be downloaded, and furthermore, you can jailbreak it some more. Okay lets jump to the review already.

Admit One - Now Playing

This apps is rock! At first when I look at the review, I was curious, why the hell everybody gave 5/5 to this apps. Then after I installed it, wow this apps is awesome. Or at least to a movie freak like me. It listed down all the movies that currently showing, including the local movies, with rottentomatoes rating besides it. And it also shows which cinema will play it and the showtime, the synopsis of the movies, plus you can watch the trailer online! Awesome man. And some more they even listed upcoming movies and DVDs. For an avid movie goer like me, this apps definitely is a must. Plus it's free!

TVU Player

This apps gonna cost you USD2.99, but I got the jailbreaked one so it's free! And this apps rock too! They listed all the online tv available on the net and dump the links here, so you can watch movies, sports or even news online wherever you are. The quality of the video, hmm well, what can you expect watching video streaming online over 3G network? Not so fast, but I assure you it does worth it.

1Malaysia

Not so useful except for the live traffic application. It listed down a lot of traffic cameras along the busy roads of KL, capture a picture and then send it back to you when you requested it so that you will get the idea on how busy the traffic is. Kinda useful though, and it's free. So no harm while trying.

BioDefense - Zombie Outbreak

I loved it, and I know somebody will, because it involve killing a lot of zombies! Haha. It's pretty much like C&C: Red Alert but not that complicated, easier to play as what you have to do is to defend you base from being attack by those zombies. And it also features some missions and connect the database to the net so you can compare your rank with other people around the world.

Prince of Persia: The Shit of Time

2010-05-31T13:52:00.000-07:00

One word. Cliche. Freaking cliche. Let me tell you why.

1. God created a device that so powerful, no mere human were allowed to use it or God will get pissed and wiped the humanity from this fucken world or it might bring disaster to the whole world, and apparently some stupid shit attempt to use it for his own good. The question is, why did God created that weapon in the first place?

2. The kiss scene. At the very dying moment, the hero and heroine still manage to kiss, like it is the end of the world and we'd better kiss before it is too late?

3. Why do people have to scream "Noooooooooo!" when they falling into a very deep hole although she is the one who tell they hero something like, "Let me go or you will not have enough time to save the world"? Isn't she suppose to scream "Yesssssssssssssss!"?

4. A heroine with beautiful, gorgeous and voluptuous body but can't act? Remember Megan Fox/Transformers? Cliche? (My other half will definitely not agree with this)

5. The talking session after the bad guys manage to catch the good guy. Apparently they must talk. Why don't you just kill them damn it? And after that guess what? They escaped!

6. So to get to this deadly device the hero must walk through a tunnel full of booby traps, and it is likelihood the hero must make a mistake and then all the booby traps fire up and destroy the tunnel. So if there just happen 5000 years later a guy attempt to get the device, sorry dude, 5000 years ago somebody already screwed up with the traps and no chance for you or any future hungry power seeker to get it.

At the end of the movie, I just wish one thing, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A SEQUEL!

Football Talks!

2010-04-14T14:31:00.000-07:00

As the season is coming to the end with 4 more games to go, some people already predicted players transfer, but I sense what will be more interesting next season is... the transfer of the managers!

Jose will be back!
Jose Mourinho will most likely be back to EPL. He has shown his growing attention to come back to EPL. Some teams, the likes Liverpool and Man City has shown interest in signing him. And we all know what he can do, and EPL really need somebody like him to spice things up!

Rafa Banitez will go.
Juventus has recently made offer to Rafa whether he is interested to manage them, and he is given a 10 days dateline to give an answer. Looking up to his current performances, plus his relationship with the team owner, it is most likely he will move.

Alex Ferguson will stay?
Most likely he will stay, but the were growing attention that he might resign from his position and being promoted to club president or something like that shit. And few names like Martin O'Neill and David Moyes were being listed as the next suitable candidate. You know, Manure always prefer the Brits, they surely don't want to hire an outsider.

Arsene Wenger gonna be sacked?
There were growing attention in many forums that the fans can't stand of Wenger any longer. These might put pressure to the club owner to get a new manager. The name like Jose might be on the list.

Guus Hiddink??
I thought he will be coming to EPL, but from what I've heard he has signed a long term agreement with Turkey national team? Crap that's bad. I was hoping to see him in EPL. It will be more exciting if he is around.

Carlo Ancelotti will stay?
He should thank Guus for signing up with Turkey, if not I'm pretty sure he gonna get his ass fired up and being replace by Guus. Why? Because Roman Abrahamovic is one impatient person, and we all know he always want that Champions League silverware. Plus, Guus Hiddink is reported quite close to him.

Shebby Singh will move to UK as a commentator?
Okay that is a joke.

Status Facebook yg sgt menjengkelkan..

2010-04-10T20:30:00.000-07:00

Wahh what with the rage? Is it because I had to wake up early in a Sunday morning to go to WORK? But I love Sunday morning! I do!

Okay cut the crap already. Let jump straight to the point.

Facebook Irritating Post 1
Mr. Irritating No.1: is preparing for his trip to Singapore...

An hour later...

Mr. Irritating No.1: owhhh I am supposed to be in KLIA by now for my trip to Singapore but I'm already late!!!!!

The next hour....

Mr. Irritating No.1: pheww! Finally arrived at KLIA for my trip to Singapore.

And the next hour...

Mr. Irritating No.1: Off to Singapore....

and the next hour...

(By this time I swear to God if he ever mentioned this Singapore shit trip again I wish the plane will crash. But no, no more Singapore, and even better no more post from him.)

The sad thing is, nobody even responded. It just Singapore aje la wei.

Facebook Irritating Post 2
Mrs. Irritating No. 2: Hubby's birthday is coming. Nak beli ape ek utk surprise dia?

It just happen that her husband is also in her friends list.

Facebook Irritating Post 3
Ms. Irritating No.3: Saban hari anda sering mengeluh, keja byk kat ofis, buat OT, buat part time, tapi duit masih tak cukup.. Masa byk dah habis, dgn family tak sempat nak bersama. Sampai bila anda hendak kerja bawah orang. Anda mahu keluar dari situasi ini? Mudah buat kerja hanya di rumah. Online shj, anda blh klu nak dapat duit.....jual produk?? taklah...offer kepakaran lagi nihh...harussssssss.....Sekiranye berminat sila tinggalkan mesej dlm inbox beserta dgn no. phone skali. zazzzz...

The fuck??!! Pedulik hape aku nak keje bawah orang ke idak. You don't have the right to insult people who work for others. So, although I was not interested, I left a message in her inbox anyway, and it said something like this, "Not interested. I'm going to delete you from my friends list." Kaboom.

Facebook Irritating Post No. 4
All the game's posts.

Tak irritating langsung pasal aku pun main jugak. Hahahaha

A Simple Tag

2010-04-02T20:02:00.000-07:00

Hmm actually Dila didn't tag me, but since I haven't updated the blog for ages, and I never done this tag thing, so I figured what the hell.

ARAHAN :
+BOLD the statements that ARE true to you.
+ITALICIZE the statements that you WISH were true.
+Leave the fibs alone.
+Then, tag 5 people to do the same test.

•170cm tall.
•I don’t know what I want at the moment.
•I’m not happy.
•I hate my friends.
•I hate my life.
•I hate my grades.
•I can drive.
•I’m bored of driving.
•I love dancing.
•I go clubbing every week.
•Shopping is bullshit.
•I have a tattoo of a star.
•I got my navel pierced.
•I have friends that take drugs.
•90% of my friends smoke.
•I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty.
•I'm studying Fashion.
•I have a business running.
•I hate cartoons.
•I hate someone.
•I have 10 Lollipops handbags.
•I buy CLEO every month.
•My parents don’t know about my blog.
•I have an iPod.
•I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
•My school mates know about my FB.
•I wanted to be a fashion designer.
•I love rock emo bands.
•I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
•My parents have faith in me.
•I’ve bought shoes this month.
•A blogger bitched about me before.
•I hate sports.
•I heart Italian food.
•I hate meeting new people.
•I hate nail polish.
•The mother bear gives me hugs.
•People should start appreciating me.
•High school was the worst time of my life.
•I have red hair.
•One Utama is my second home.
•I’m a guy.
•I’m scared of my Biology result exam which I’m going to face someday tomorrow.
•I hate vacations.
•We’ll last :)
•I believe in long distance relationships.
•I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.
•I’ve robbed an old lady.
•I’m starting to like applying make-up.
•I was a tomboy.
•At times I think I still am a tomboy.
•I love bitching about people behind their backs
•I still have a best friend.
•I have a cat.
•I hate surprise parties.
•I hate planning parties.
•I’m hot
•I’m a sinner.
•I’ve got a DS light.
•I have a Wii.
•I cant live without music.
•Video games are a waste of time.
•I miss the father bear.
•I love being in love.
•I know how to cook.
•Boys are assholes.
•I hate Math.
•I’m happy with what I have.
•I love horror films.
•I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
•My old friends keep in touch with me.
•I don't read newspapers.
•The news is such a waste of time.
•Blogging is a waste of time.
•I hate animals.
•I can't live without make-up
•I curse like a pirate.
•I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
•I hate people that are smart.
•I love Orange juice.
•I can’t drink for nuts.
•I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.
•I’ve got a new phone.
•I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
•I love swimming.
•I haven’t worked out since March.
•I think I’m fat
•I love my friends and family

Who am I gonna tag?
1. My other half. Definitely. No excuses.
2. Hmm bahh. Nobody read my blog anyway, so who bother? If u got nothing to update so this might be an option.

Invictus

2010-03-08T01:38:00.000-08:00

I watched it yesterday. The reason? Because it was directed by Clint Eastwood. I love anything with Eastwood inside it, regardless he is the actor or he directed. I knew he is great as an actor, but who can imagine he is also excellent when as a director. I remembered Angelina Jolie used to quote on him, that his method of directing is interesting, he allowed the actor and actress to express feeling in their own way, and nevertheless she love to do any job that involve Eastwood in the future. And so far I love all the movie that he directed, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Letter from Iwo Jima, Gran Torino and his latest masterpiece, Invictus.

Morgan Freeman sure did one hell of a job as Nelson Mandela, as I swear to God I thought I was watching Mandela himself in the movie. It is comparable to Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland. Matt Damon on the other hand is, hmm.. just so so. I don't think he deserve the Oscar nomination. But as a whole, I think this movie is brilliant as I haven't had a good movie in quite sometimes now. Ermm I watched Up in the Air also last week and George Clooney is overrated. But good movie though.

But what I want to relate here is how Mandela used rugby to unite his people. Well if you must know, sports unite people my friend. And I relate this with racism issues in our own country. We should have realize by now that the tension has grown, we shouldn't wait until it reach it peaks and the tension broke. The way I see it, sports can do the job to cool it down. You just imagine if our boys qualified for the World Cup, the whole nation will unite behind them. And I saw this when we hosted Commenwealth Games in 1998, the whole nation united although there were political tension occur at the same time.

Now the World Cup is just around the corner. South Africa has been criticized for their high crime rate, and visitors doesn't feel quite save if they want to come and watch. And I send this message to South African; for God sake, for the love of the game, please host one hell of a show to us.

Jiwang!

2010-03-03T11:55:00.001-08:00

Forgive me my fellow readers, for I'm such in a jiwang mode right now. I know, as a goth death metal fan, who have a stone as a heart and say "love is evil", I should've not write this kind of entry. But what can I say, she melted my heart like an ice being melted on a frying pan, and there goes all my mottos and philosophies to not fall in love again. And knowing the risk for writing such entry, I say, what the hell.

The only thing that I hate about her is that, she always did something romantic to me. I hate it because I'm the one who suppose to be romantic, not her! Well not really hate as what hate means though.

And writing this, while my mind keep flying around thinking of her. And I miss her so much, never cross in my mind that I can still feel it.

Oh God, what am I going to do?

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I'm back!

2010-02-09T11:29:00.000-08:00

Okay you have to say it like Arnold Schwarzenegger, "I'm back!"

Cut the crap already. I was away for 2 weeks to Shenzhen, China on a training. Well you can say it was an interesting journey since it is my first time journey on an airplane. I know, it's lame right? Your first ride on an airplane when you were 30 and on Air Asia to be precise! I want to blog about it but sucks the China government blocked blogspot totally, (or maybe the hotel blocked it I'm not really sure), and I intended to blog it like Dila's travel diary but to be frank I didn't read it myself hehe. So maybe later, just a synopsis of it.

On a side note, I watched Arsenal vs Chelsea game and we lost 0 - 2. Urghh it is easy nowadays to beat Arsenal. Counter attack is the real weapon against Arsenal, since their defense loves to go up, plus William Gallas as the last man is just too damn slow to counter the paces of the likes Drogba and Rooney. Plus, the Gunners doesn't have any striker fast enough to overcome the opponent defenses. Ahhh I miss the day when counter attack is Arsenal weapon against any team. Give the ball to Henry and he will outrun the defenses and then either he scored or assisted. Damn. Those were the days.

Hmm it is 3 o'clock in the morning, and I miss somebody terribly now. I know, its kinda funny since I forgot already how does it feel to be missing someone, and never imagine in my mind that I can still feel it, she really make my day.

Alright, I need to get some sleep. But wait! I'm working right now! Ahh pedulik. Haha.

In Respond to a Silk Letter Sent to Me

2010-01-23T10:11:00.000-08:00

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Well, nothing came up to my mind now. And I know, somebody will laugh at me because of this entry, but I'll write anyway, in respond to something that so sweet, I feel like licking it up every chances that I have.

Anyway, hope you will enjoy your trip with your Goldilocks friend of yours, and be a good girl okay :p. And take pictures please, tell me stories that make you happy, or even sad, and you know u can always have my shoulders to cry on :).

And thanks for your tips, which come in handy especially the view of skirts part :p.

Btw & fyi, Shenzhen is not that cold. During this time the temperature will be around 16C, which is not even close to enough to create snow for me :p.

Can't hardly wait to see you when I come back within 2 weeks time.

(I was thinking to write u a poem, but my english not as good as yours, and I can't even think of anything at this 02:30 am time. Will write later :))

Good deeds overwrite wrong doings? Hell yeahh!!

2010-01-05T10:23:00.001-08:00

Rage!!!!! I read this from Harian Metro,

"Filem ini mengubah persepsi masyarakat terhadap Mat Rempit yang suka berlumba haram, tetapi mereka sebenarnya masih mempunyai nilai positif dalam diri."

Wait a sec. Does this mean if a Mat Rempit help a granny crossing a road, and then he go rempit, he is actually is a good guy and there is nothing wrong with him rempiting around because he helped a granny crossing a road? Or, maybe a Mat Rempit actually is a good guy, the problem actually is us, we never tried to understand them? Or maybe if a Mat Rempit help a poor granny crossing a road, and then he go rempit, it is still wrong but he actually is a good guy, and we shouldn't punish them, instead we should build a race track for them so they can rempit safely?And then how about thieves? Should we build a place, specifically and specially for them so they can steal all they want, and didn't go to other people's home and steal from them, shouldn't we? Because like a Mat Rempit, there are still good values in a thief. And how about a drug addict? Don't they have a good values in them themselves?

Well that's awesome! We can go kill people, steal from others, but if we have good values or perhaps we did something good like save a ladybug from being eaten by a frog, people should never look down to us because we have some good values in us. Isn't that awesome?

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Confession of An Older Brother

2009-10-20T12:57:00.000-07:00

The melancholy series will have to wait.

It was almost a year ago when my little brother told us he is getting married. And I felt, a little bit sad but mostly happy and proud of him. My little brother is getting married!

And that was a year ago. Last weekend we went to Jerantut, Pahang for the final ceremony. It went fast. With only one lafaz it is confirmed that my brother now belong to somebody else. When I hugged him after that, I couldn't help myself from crying. I confess, I cried like a sissy girl.

Me and my brother, we shared a lot of things. We shared the same bedroom, we smoke the same cigarettes, we support the same football club, we have the same craze on hongkie comics. He bought a new sandals and I thought it was cool and then I bought the same sandals with different colors. When my bike broke down in the middle of nowhere, he is the first person will be in my mind, and the same goes to him. His friends are my friends. And although there were 2 years gap between us, most people will mistakenly took us as a twin. We were that close.

It was 6 pm, and as usual I was lying on the couch watching tv, supposedly during this time he will be home from work. And I waited, before then I realized he will not be coming home again, ever. And I walked to my room, it is a little bit quieter without him around. I guess, I just miss my brother.

I felt just like I lost him, but I know, I lost him for a better cause. And I wishing nothing other than their happiness, forever. Be happy my brother, my best friend, for now you are the king of the world.

Melancholy

2009-09-19T11:25:00.000-07:00

Ana shouted to my face.

"Why Asrol, why? Why did you do this to me? After everything bad I've done, why you still help me?"

I'm confused. Why the hell she shouting at my face for? I'm the one who supposed to be pissed, not her. Besides, can't she tell?

I looked straight at her face, deep inside her eyes. I tried to find the strength to tell her the truth. The truth why I was always by her side. The truth why I picked calls from her late at night listening to her babbling about Eric. The truth about how I drove 35 kilometers at 2 o'clock in the morning to her house just to accompany her because she got a fight with that guy. The truth.. about everything.

I took a deep breath.

"You know why."

Her face changed at the sudden. I knew she knew. And she knew it all this while, but heart kept telling her to deny it.

"You love me?"

There was a silence at a moment, and then, slowly, I nodded.

"And you'll do anything just to make me happy?"

"Yeah." It was short, but I felt like being stripped off my clothes, and everybody in the whole world could see my butt ugly naked.

There you go. The worst confession I ever had. And suddenly I couldn't stand the awkwardness of the situation, it might be better if I just leave.

"Good bye Ana. It's been a pleasure knowing you all this while. I hope, one day you will meet the man of your dream, who will make you happy, just like the story you've been telling us."

And I turned around. I couldn't afford to let her seeing me crying. And with all the might and strength that I still have, I walked away, step by step. She just stood still there, not knowing what to do.

I walked away slowly, hoping that some miracle might happen although I gave up on it long time ago. And for a moment, I was right, before suddenly she shouted,

"Wait!"

I stopped.

Let the season begin!

2009-08-13T21:58:00.000-07:00

The season is coming! Let see what can I say about the upcoming season, shall we?

The Champion
I say the championship will be a battle between Chelshit, Liverpool and Manure. I couldn't see any team would be the favourite one. What a second there mate. Last time I check, you were an Arsenal fan. So what happen? Switch club already? To hell I'm gonna switch club.

Chelshit
With the arrival of Ancelotti, I doubt he can do what Jose has done. He is great at Milan, but English football is different. My prediction, he gonna get is ass fired up after 3/4 of the season. Abrahamovic surely isn't a patient guy.

Liverpool
Perhaps this is the best time for Rafa to retain the title. The should've done it last year, but through out the end they drew too much and finished of at second. Altough I believe they were a stronger side compared to Manure, but unfortunately this is a league game. However the departure of Alonso might be the drawback there, and his replacement Aquilani hasn't been tested yet.

Manure
I am pretty much sure they will not retain the championship, and I pray to God not to let them win it again or my ears will bleed like a fountain. History shows whenever their star player leave the club, Manure will lost the championship. Cantona has proved it, Beckham has proved it, and now the departure of Ronaldo will sure will prove it. Besides, Sir Alex didn't get any suitable replacement altough I might say Antonio Valencia might shine. Ohh, how about Owen? Well he is good, and perhaps he might show something, but I predicted Sir Alex will play him as a sub through out the season.

Arsenal
Well I will be relieved if they even ended up at top 4! With the departure of Toure and Adebayor (not that I like him, in fact I hated him), Arsene Wenger has a difficulties to find a suitable replacement with a very limited budget. Plus Rosicky will be out for 2 months (again!) and Nasri will not be on the starting line also due to injury, Wenger will have to depend on their youngsters to make sure they were still in the fight. Can they do it? I doubt it myself.

Manchester City
The big spending Manchester City will have their manager Mark Hughes' ass fired up by the mid season. Believe me. And you ask me why is that? The answer is simple. Mark Hughes is still not up to the par.

Team pengacau
That will be Aston Villa, Everton and Hotspur. The reason is simple, they got a pretty good manager themselves, and they know how to emphasize their players advantages to their benefit.

So let enjoy the game lads! Unfortunately I will not be watching the game while lying on the floor and sipping a nice hot coffee, as we had cancelled the sports channel already. Org pompuan dlm umah aku sume hoorey laa ape lagi, as they got the tv for themselves on the weekend. As for me and my brother, we still got mamak as an option. Thank God mamaks and their pricy food, we still get to watch EPL next season!

PPSMI

2009-08-09T11:44:00.000-07:00

Some people asked me what is my opinion on this. This gonna be a little bit heavier than usual. You've been warned. :p

Some people sees PPSMI as a method to improve English among students, which is I believe they were being misinterpreted, or they interpreted it wrongly, or maybe they just got a bad information about it. (Or maybe I am the one who misinterpreted it but the hell I care as long as I believe that is the way).

The way I see it, PPSMI is never meant to improve English among students. It was meant to familiarize the students with the jargon words and terms in Science and Math, which are many in English, unfortunately. We might have to differentiate with these two interpretations, which obviously doesn't resemble each other at all. The main point is we must concentrate more on vocabs. not grammar.

Early suggestion from Tun M suggested that English to be taught in this two subjects, Science and Math, not History, Kemahiran Hidup, Pendidikan Seni or any other subject. The main reason is simply because most of the reference books for these two subjects are applicable in English, mostly. It is hard to find one In Malay. Science and Math terms in English were widely used internationally, where in such way might confuse our students when they go the university level.

Unfortunately for us PPSMI is a mere experiment. There is not a single country in the world has develop or implement this kind of technique into their system, thus it is impossible to prove that it's gonna work. You ask Tun M yourself even he will answer you that he will never know is it going to work. It is a big risk I might say, gambling with the future of our young ones, but in a way I do believe this is a calculated risk, which most of the drawback can be predicted and some counter measures has been ready made to prevent something bad from happen, hopefully.

We should've never compare our situation with other countries, for instance some of us will compare us with China and Japan, how in the world they can develop their countries, being so advance in Science and Technology although they learn them in their own language. Hmm. That was a good thought. It appears that the people who did that thought failed to mention that 95% of the population of the said countries were based on their race, which means 95% of China 1.3 billion population were Chinese, which again means that 1.3 billion speaks and writes in Chinese. The same goes to Japan where 95% of their 120 million population were Japanese and they talk Japanese and they write Japanese.

Apparently our country is unique, we got somewhat like 24 million of population, but only 50% of them were Malays, which means only 12 millions of us were Malay, and to make the matter worse some of that 12 million not even speaks and writes in Malay, more over practicing the Malay culture. And you just imagine the costs to translate all the books from other language to Malay, or even produce one, simply speaking it doesn't worth it. The solution, learn the subjects in English. Easy peasy Japanesey.

Those Chinese and Indian in our country demanded that these two subjects to be taught in their native tongue, this is because most of the books were imported from China and India respectively! How about us the Malay? Import them from Indon?

Eventually I had my experience on this myself and I believe the same goes to most of you. For instance in Malay a Double Overhead Cam (DOHC) is called Aci Dwi Sesendol. Can you imagine learning the Malay terms in college and you carry this knowledge when you go to work? And don't even let me me start with computer programming.

I don't know how the current system works, but during my time, what I learned about English is grammar. Lots and lots of grammar. Past tense, present tense, future tense, past present tense and a whole lot of other tenses. For a freaking 11 years in school I learn about grammar, and that is all about it when it comes to learn English in school. Which is, I believe a little bit less important than vocabs. Personally I believe learning English in school must be about vocabs, not grammar, as we are a non-English-speaking natives.

Or maybe we should reorganize the method of learning and teaching English in school. For instance, to master a certain language, one must endure these three skills, Reading, Writing and Speaking. And perhaps we should organize the methods to be around these three skills.

That is long enough. Although that, these PPSMI thingy is still a debatable discussion. Supposedly we work together to make this matter happen instead of fighting each other because of dissimilar ideas. Give me your thought on this.

ps: I'm writing this at 2:30 am, yes that is in the morning. Forgive me for the bad grammar or misspelling. I'm too sleepy to even reread it.

Review of iPhone apps #1

2009-08-02T20:33:00.000-07:00

I've downloaded a total of 117 apps already. When I first get the phone, I promised to myself I will get only the free apps from the iTunes. But what can I say, I'm just a normal guy with a credit card.

Okay stop the yapping already. Let's get straight to the point.

Facebook

The best ever installed. However its only offers the main features, which means no stupid quizzes or whatever annoying things that people love to update on the main post. And if you don't logout from your account, it will keep you update just like a push mail or sms.

There's an alternative if you refused to install the apps of course. You can just simply go the websites through your Safari browser, and you can even choose between the iPhone webpage or the normal one. Still, it doesn't support flash, which means no Mafia Wars or Restaurant City. sighh..

Worms

Can you ever imagine you can play Worms on your phone one day? 10 years ago I thought it was something impossible, but just take a look at where we are now.

The game is similar to the what has been offered to the PCs years ago. The same "Incomingggg!" yelling, the same funny killing your opponent by baseball, and the same funny "Aahhhh" yelling when you've being blasted far away out of the screen by the Halelujah bomb.

The drawback is, it is kinda hard to control. I mean sometimes when you tap it twice to do the backflip, the phone detected as a single tap and you ended up jumping to the front, which sometimes sucks because in front of you there is a mine, or worse the sea and you ended up dead. You know what I mean if you ever played the game.

And there is no mission. Sucks. After several times of single or multiplayer games, you will get bored already. But perhaps it will be upgraded in the future.

And it will cost you USD4.99. Sucks, because it cost me that much, but I couldn't resist. They were soo cute. LOL.

Kuala Lumpur

Three Words. Don't Buy It! Or on a second thought, Buy It, because I don't want to be the only one who feels cheated!

Stupid apps I might say. Even the Google Maps is much better. And it cost you (and me) USD0.99. Damn it. I should've read the review first.

Maybank2u

This apps is kinda useful. Showing you through the Google Map the nearest location of ATMs and Branches near you, plus it also can show you the nearest location of the restaurant that offers you treats Privileges, but you have to install the buUuk Makan apps to be able to do this. And its free, so no hurting while trying.

The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition

The hillarious Monkey Island series reborn on iPhone! This is the future to be installed on my phone because I'm out of the budget right now, thehehe, but soon! And it will cost me USD7.99. Blerghh is it worth it? I hope its worth it.

Okay that is long enough for the moment. Will be back with more reviews.

Yasmin Ahmad R.I.P.

2009-07-27T11:56:00.000-07:00

This entry might abrupt anger among you readers, but I hope you will read this to the end.

I never fancied Yasmin Ahmad. Ok maybe I lied a little bit there. I do fancied her during her early works, with the ads that coming on our tv screens, especially during any festive eves. It were so brilliant, made us think for a second about life and such, and before we realized it we started to anticipate for her ads everytime the festive seasons coming.

And then that's it. I stopped liking her works after her movie debut, Sepet. Most of us thought it was a brilliant piece of work. I thought it was a brilliant piece of work. It just I don't like the idea of the movie. So does her other works. I don't quite agree how she interpreted Islam in her movies. It is a dangerous thing to play with. It's not even a play thing. We are not suppose to play with the thing that we do not know. I have never gone out to the toilet in the middle of a movie play. I think it a waste. You got a plenty of time to do your pee before or after the movie. But while watching Gubra, for the first time in my life, ok maybe I exegerate it too much, for the first time in my life as far as I can remember, I gone out to the toilet, in the middle of the movie. I just can't swallow it anymore.

Nevertheless, she is a great director, with a brilliant vision and idea in her mind. She inspired, she got followers, she has a lot of admirers, and the most important thing, she put our movie industry one step ahead. Maybe two steps, or maybe a significant leap. She will be missed by us, and some already have.

Rest in peace, Yasmin Ahmad. Al-Fatihah.

Hiatus

2009-07-19T05:27:00.000-07:00

I was around actually, got so many things in my mind but too lazy too write. Maybe I should wrap up everything in one go. Okey, let see...

Manure vs Malaysian XI
3 - 2?? Sir Alex must be kinda pissed right now, so he told the press that they gonna repeat this Monday. Wahaha. Tak puas hati ngan team Malaysia.

Norish Karman vs ex-hubby
Norish Karman is a bitch. There, I've said it. She proposed to claim from his ex-husband RM11k per month for nafkah anak2, kononnya for their education dunia dan akhirat, while she goes around and fucking a man way younger than herself, and then she goes to the press, telling the whole world how a good mother she is. Stop it God damnit. Everybody knows now.

MJ is dead
He is not! He falsified his own death, because while practicing for his upcoming concert, he saw from the recording that he's sucks and suddenly realised that, he can't perform anymore. Not like the time when he still young. Then he got panicked, oh God what to do? I got so many hutang to pay, and I can't perform anymore, who gonna watch my concert? Suddenly, he thought, hey, maybe I should fake my own death. Well, it turn around to be a brilliant idea. His records sale goes quadraple within 1 week, everybody telling good things about him, and they even had a live telecast for his funeral! "Daymne, I must be that famous," he thought, while sipping a mojito in an exotic island far away nobody knows where. Nobody even recognize him there, because he covered his new face all the time before. "Daymne, I am dead, but am still rich. This is what people call, life." How ironic.

(Hmm I don't have anything anymore in my mind right now, maybe I will update some more later. Maybe.)

What makes a winning team? DEFENSE!!

2009-06-24T21:03:00.000-07:00

And the last night game prove the theory is right, defensive playing will make a team wins. Greece has proved it, Italy had, and now US.

Spain surely has a very strong attacking side, but when it faced a very strong defense, the attackers seems became useless. Plus, their defenders were so fragile, one counter attack will surely pay.

One thing for sure, if you want to play it defensive, you need to have a great mental strength. Being attack all the time, only a team with great mental strength can withstand it.

The Legend of Hare and Tortoise Continues

2009-06-17T04:14:00.000-07:00

This is my own version of this Hare and Tortoise story. In order for you to understand this entry, you must read my previous post first.

By this time, the Hare and Tortoise has become great friends right now, or at least the Tortoise thought so. The Hare started to feel the Tortoise has become insanely annoying day by day. "Crap, this tortoise has become like a leech, sticking to me like 24 7. It just wouldn't leave me alone."

And then one day, the Tortoise came to the Hare's house, just to say hi and what a lovely day it is. The Hare greeted it with smile, but his heart scream like hell. "Okay thats it. I had enough. I'm gonna fuck him in the ass. Fuck him hard like it being rammed by a train."

So the Hare organize a race. Its a friendly race, to strengthen up the male bonding, so the Hare said. The Tortoise agreed without a second thought. "This is great! It will strengthen up our relationship. Not the kind of relationship that you think you dirty minded," the Tortoise thought.

"Tortoise. We will race like the last race we've been racing before. (Uuuhhhh rhyme.) But this time, there will be a surprise."

"Oh really? Really? What is it?" asked the Tortoise, excited.

"(Damn this Tortoise. It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you already, stupid dumbass.) No I wouldn't tell you, but I know, you will love it," the Hare replied politely.

So the race began. Just like the last time, the Hare ran while carrying the Tortoise on his back till the riverbank. There, the Tortoise swim crossing the river with the Hare on his back. Just like the last time.

And then, they arrived at the opposite bank. Suddenly, the Hare kicked the Tortoise and he fell into a big hole nearby. It just happened that the Hare already dug a big hole, big enough to cover the Tortoise before the game started.

The Hare smirked an evil smile. The Tortoise cried in agonizing pain, "Why, Hare, why? Why do you did this to me?"

The Hare replied,"No particular reason mate. I could be a storm, or an earthquake for God sake. If I didn't do it, somebody else will. In fact, if I don't be careful enough, you might did it to me as well."

"What are you thinking? I will never do it to you!"

"Well you can say that, because you are the one in the hole right now, not me. Sorry mate, it just business. You just stay there, I have a race to catch."

And the Hare continued the race. He crossed the finish line, all alone. He smelled the fresh air of victory, "Wow, I never thought it feels this good." And the Hare took the rewards and the chics all for himself, "There's gonna be one hell of a party tonight," he thought.

The moral of the story?

Don't trust anybody with your life! Come on, would you believe the Hare and the Tortoise could work with each other without any suspicious thought? Think again.

This is the capitalist world that we are living in. No matter what you do, the one with the opportunist mind will always succeed.

In short, BE STRATEGIC!

The New Story of Hare and Tortoise

2009-06-11T03:40:00.000-07:00

I believe some of you might have read this, some might not. Anyhow, I'm posting it up here. Why am I doing this again? Well, I got my reason. :D. Just read God damnit!

Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race.

The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race.

He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ.

The hare woke up and realised that he'd lost the race. The moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race.

This is the version of the story that we've all grown up with.

But then recently, someone told me a more interesting version of this story. It continues.

The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some Defect Prevention (Root Cause Analysis). He realised that he'd lost the race only because he had been overconfident, careless and lax.

If he had not taken things for granted, there's no way the tortoise could have beaten him. So he challenged the tortoise to another race. The tortoise agreed.

This time, the hare went all out and ran without stopping from start to finish. He won by several miles.

The moral of the story

Fast and consistent will always beat the slow and steady.

If you have two people in your organisation, one slow, methodical and reliable, and the other fast and still reliable at what he does, the fast and reliable chap will consistently climb the organisational ladder faster than the slow, methodical chap.

It's good to be slow and steady; but it's better to be fast and reliable.

But the story doesn't end here. The tortoise did some thinking this time, and realised that there's no way he can beat the hare in a race the way it was currently formatted.

He thought for a while, and then challenged the hare to another race, but on a slightly different route.

The hare agreed. They started off. In keeping with his self-made commitment to be consistently fast, the hare took off and ran at top speed until he came to a broad river.

The finishing line was a couple of kilometers on the other side of the river.

The hare sat there wondering what to do. In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, continued walking and finished the race.

The moral of the story?

First identify your core competency and then change the playing field to suit your core competency.

In an organisation, if you are a good speaker, make sure you create opportunities to give presentations that enable the senior management to notice you.

If your strength is analysis, make sure you do some sort of research, make a report and send it upstairs. Working to your strengths will not only get you noticed but will also create opportunities for growth and advancement.

The story still hasn't ended.

The hare and the tortoise, by this time, had become pretty good friends and they did some thinking together. Both realised that the last race could have been run much better.

So they decided to do the last race again, but to run as a team this time.

They started off, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till the riverbank. There, the tortoise took over and swam across with the hare on his back.

On the opposite bank, the hare again carried the tortoise and they reached the finishing line together. They both felt a greater sense of satisfaction than they'd felt earlier.

The moral of the story?

It's good to be individually brilliant and to have strong core competencies; but unless you're able to work in a team and harness each other's core competencies, you'll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else does well.

Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.

There are more lessons to be learnt from this story.

Note that neither the hare nor the tortoise gave up after failures. The hare decided to work harder and put in more effort after his failure.

The tortoise changed his strategy because he was already working as hard as he could. In life, when faced with failure, sometimes it is appropriate to work harder and put in more effort.

Sometimes it is appropriate to change strategy and try something different. And sometimes it is appropriate to do both.

The hare and the tortoise also learnt another vital lesson. When we stop competing against a rival and instead start competing against the situation, we perform far better.

When Roberto Goizueta took over as CEO of Coca-Cola in the 1980s, he was faced with intense competition from Pepsi that was eating into Coke's growth.

His executives were Pepsi-focussed and intent on increasing market share 0.1 per cent a time.

Goizueta decided to stop competing against Pepsi and instead compete against the situation of 0.1 per cent growth.

He asked his executives what was the average fluid intake of an American per day? The answer was 14 ounces. What was Coke's share of that? Two ounces. Goizueta said Coke needed a larger share of that market.

The competition wasn't Pepsi. It was the water, tea, coffee, milk and fruit juices that went into the remaining 12 ounces. The public should reach for a Coke whenever they felt like drinking something.

To this end, Coke put up vending machines at every street corner. Sales took a quantum jump and Pepsi has never quite caught up since.

To sum up, the story of the hare and tortoise teaches us many things.
Important lessons are:

that fast and consistent will always beat slow and steady;
work to your competencies;
pooling resources and working as a team will always beat individual performers;
never give up when faced with failure;
and finally, compete against the situation. Not against a rival.

In Short, BE STRATEGIC!

One Day in MPH Warehouse Sale

2009-05-02T21:11:00.000-07:00

I went to MPH warehouse sale yesterday. Thousands of book to be chosen up to, and I wondering around for like 2 hours, only to find out, there were none that interest me. Bookstores nowadays, sell 3 types of books:

1. Autobiography - The fuck. If I ever want to read something about somebody famous, I can always look for it in wikipedia. If you are not in wiki, that means you are not famous enough. (Although I always wanted to know everything about Nadia, she's hot! Or maybe I can write an entry of her. Wait. Better don't. I will fall into sicko and pathetic categories).

2. Self motivation - The fuck times two. Especially the books about how to become a rich motherfucker by lying your ass down on the coach doing nothing while watching your money multiply by itself. Damn it. The truth is, these books really helps somebody become richer, but it will never be you. Its the author.

Talking about self-motivation books, I stumble upon this book.

I'll be damned. Eruwan Gerry Norsen is my housemate back in UTP years. I've heard he wrote a book about how to become wealthy by selling your products in lelong.com.my. Well, maybe I should take a shot. Support kawan.

Fuck! RM28! Forget it!

3. Novels - I love reading. But reading novels, I don't quite have the time to do that anymore. It will be a waste if I bought any but didn't read them. Better borrow it from someone like Dila the yg penggila buku ke.

Then, I walked around the warehouse looking for something that might interest me. I was looking for classical ancient China history story books like Romance of the Three Kingdom or Water Margin, and then suddenly, I accidently, I mean accidently, accidently means non-intentionally, I stepped over a girl's foot.

"Ouch!"
"Oopss. Sorry. I'm so sorry."
"It's OK."
"Sakit ke? Sorry."
"Takpe sikit aje."

She smiled. Damn. She's cute.

We walked our own way then. But from afar, I can still saw her, and she also kept looking at me. Wow! I might have a chance! Hmm maybe I should ask her for a drink, maybe.

I walked back to her, Ok la this time intentionally, pretending to look for books la konon, and then we met again. She smiled again, but then her eyes caught the two books that I carried, and suddenly the smile gone. She waited no more and walk away.

The books titled, "Disney for Little Children, Learn ABC" and "Disney Bedtime Stories."

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! It were for my niece! What should I do? Chase her back and tell her the whole thing? You expect her to believe all that bullshit?

Well, like always, I just let it go. I smiled, like how silly it can be. Ahh better get home already. Can't wait to see the happy face of my niece when she get the books.

Weekend Football Update

2009-04-29T12:41:00.000-07:00

It was an exciting weekend, with EPL is near to end, and Malaysian football scenario also is heating up, especially after that incident in Kota Bharu.

Kelantan vs Selangor
The truth is, I don't give a fuck on who's gonna win the cup. I'm boycotting every single game that involves FAM, as long as Sultan Ahmad Shah is the president, I'm not going to watch any. I think FAM has been a little bit big headed lately. Every single player and coach were not allowed to make any statement without any permission from the board. What the fuck is that? You must ask your mummy for permission to take a piss? Fucking rediculous I might say.

But still, I felt a little bit dissappointed with what happen at KB. Most of them were Malays btw. Halim Napi should never be allowed to play. This is like what? His third suspension?

Manure vs Spurs
I always hate Spurs. Not only because it was the arch rival of Arsenal, but also because you cannot rely anything on them. Leading two goals before the half time, but then down to 5 - 2 before the game ended. Five fucking goals in 45 minutes. What the fuck la Spurs.

Newcastle
A must win for them for the game to come. Unfortunately for them, the next week will be against Liverpool. Sorry to say Magpies, I'd rather see you at the bottom of the league than seeing Manure retain the cup again. So a must win for Liverpool too.

And this week will be more exciting, with the champion's league semi final is coming up. Adiós!

Nice Guys Are Winners Before the Game Ever Starts

2009-04-07T23:45:00.000-07:00

I watched a video sent by a friend of mine, where there is this one chinese lady being robbed by a group of men on a broad daylight! It was frightening, I can't imagine having a house of my own with a situation like this. It is not save anymore outside there. You can no longer trust anybody, yet trusting a stranger.

There was some time in my life that I don't believe the above title. Good men don't exist. Hell is paved with good samaritans, just like William Holden said.

But one day, my dad came home before he realized that he left his wallet, probably in a public toilet in Bangsar. He went back there only to find out it was not there anymore. There was somewhat like RM1000 plus in his wallet, plus very important cards and infos in it. There is nothing much we could do. We tried to track his way back to the last place he remembered the wallet with him, but to no avail it was nothing.

It was night already, and we were prepared to make a police report, before suddenly my dad received a phone call from a stranger.

"Encik nih Gazali ke?"
"Ye saya."
"Encik ada hilang wallet tak?"
"Ada2."
"Wallet encik ada pada saya nih. Saya ada dkt Cheras. Dtg la amik."

We waited no more. We rushed there and several minutes later we arrived and being greeted by a young man in his 20's.

"Encik Gazali ye? Nih ha wallet encik. Sori laa saya selongkar nak carik no phone. Saya dah call byk nombor semua kata bukan. Nasib baik jumpa nombor nih."

We felt so grateful. My dad checked his wallet, and all the money plus the cards were all there. Feeling thankful, my dad gave RM100 to that young man, but he politely refuse to except it.

"Ikhlas bang."

But I thought, why??

He answered me, "Saya nak tunjukkan dalam dunia nih ada lg org baik. Jadik saya mulakan dgn diri saya dulu."

Well, I was stunned. I never thought good men still exist. I thought they always finish last.

Come to think of it, I have met them myself several times before, especially when my bike broke down in the middle of nowhere. My bike got it tyre punctured at least once every month! And to my surprise, everytimes it happen, there will always somebody will stopped by and offered their helps. And sometimes, they knew nothing much they could do about it, but still they will stopped by and asked if anything that they can do.

I believe it now. It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts. I believe, if you want somebody to do something, especially something good, you must start it with yourself.

Football Random Rant Part 1

2009-04-06T06:12:00.001-07:00

The best striker
Fernando Torres of course, at the moment. Although he bagged only 9 goals so far this season, still for me he is the best. And you want to know why?

The first rule to be a striker is, you must score, plus Fernando Torres scored crucial goals. A very important goal in a very important match, for example the first goal against Chelsea which they won by 2 - 0, and the first goal against Man U. That was a very important goal. After being down 0 - 1, he single handedly overcome Vidic and van der Sar to level up, definitely boost up his teammates morale.

And he is very dangerous up front. You can play him long ball, or short passes, and still he can create chances. You can play him single striker, or pair him with another striker, he can play as backup, or top, he can assists (and of course he can scores), he has a very good understanding with teammates, he can dribbles, he can heads, so what is the right word you might say? P.E.R.F.E.C.T!

The worst defender
Fabricio Collocini of Newcastle United. Seriously, I don't have any idea why the fuck Newcastle kept playing him in the first eleven. He is the worst ever! The loosing goal against Man U, his mistake. 2 goals from Arsenal, him again, and the latest of his contribution, the first goal against Chelsea last 2 nights. His late clearance pay Newcastle a price. A big price!

To be a good central defender, one must never trust anybody, especially his teammates. You just need to clear the ball, clear the ball God damn it! And whatever the price, he must prevent the ball from goes in, even at the cause of his life!

As for reference, John Terry is a good example of a good central defender. And Vidic (before the Liverpool game of course).

How to Celebrate Earth Hour, Waste RM22 and One Hour of Your Life at the Same Time

2009-03-30T17:59:00.000-07:00

Try fishing udang harimau. Sighh...

I was bored that Saturday. Dead bored. It was like the highest point of boredom. Got myself two days leave, with nothing to do because it was raining cats and dogs for two straight days, everybody seems to be so lazy to even steps out of their house, plus thunder and lightning strikes every two minutes which prevented me to be online.

And lastly I ended up fishing udang harimau near my house with a friend of mine, while waiting for everybody to shutdown their lights. Surprisingly, nobody did so though, although I believe everybody is aware about the campaign. At least I am.

And unsurprisingly, we catch none. There goes my RM22 and 1 hour of my life, just like that. How easy nowadays to waste your money, but still, it is better than lying on the bed alone doing nothing.

Movie Talk part 2

2009-03-14T03:31:00.000-07:00

I am a great admirer of Bryan Singer's works. I mean, he is brilliant when he had his hand on the camera. His masterpiece, The Usual Suspects, is the greatest of his works I believe. Man, who can ever forget when Verbal Kint walked out of the police station cripple, and slowly the cripple gone, then came a car, a man came out and light him a cigar, he put one leg in the car, look outside for a while, puff a little bit, and gone off. Man, I was like, what the fuck???? That was brilliant! That was awesome! The same feeling when you find out how Andy Dufresne escape from the prison in Shawshank Redemption, and the same feeling you found out Bruce Willis is actually dead already in Six Sense. Fucking brilliant!

And that's not all. I just love the whole movie actually. How he played with the background songs, the scripts, I just love a movie with good lines.

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

I don't actually know where the lines were originally from, but the first time I heard it was in the movie. Catchy eh?

And I love his other works too. X-Men, X-2, Superman Returns, I love it all.

I am glad he was brought in to direct Superman, because the original director's version, Brett Retner, is like a super crap.

"Abrams story re-imagined Superman as a Kryptonian prince sent to earth as a baby to avoid an impending civil war between king Jor-El and his brother Kata-Zor. Raised as Midwestern teen Clark Kent, and in love with his high school sweetheart Lois, Superman becomes humanity's defender when Kata-Zor invades Earth, aided by CIA Agent Lex Luthor, who is actually a Kryptonian in disguise. The film ended with Superman returning to Krypton to rule over his people after the death of Jor-El." (www.imdb.com)

Are you kidding me?? That's not Superman Returns! That is Super Faggot Kicking-His-Uncle-Ass-To-Become-A-King Returns! Brett Retner loves to do something bombastic. Look what he did to X-Men 3. Freaking lame. I hate it.

And I just love the Bryan Singer's version. How the emotional retention between Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and the background musics. One of my favourites scene, when Lois was trapped together with his fiance and son in the boat, all hope was lost, before suddenly Superman steps on the boat, and brought it up over the sea. And then the Superman's theme song slowly blend in.. brilliant. And also the scene after he throw that huge rock to the sun, he fell down, everybody just watching helplessly, and then Boomm! He hits the ground. I was silence. No background songs or any lines can be heard.

And the lines, I just love it.

Lex Luthor: Do you know the story of Prometheus? No, of course you don't. Prometheus was a god who stole the power of fire from the other gods and gave control of it to the mortals. In essence, he gave us technology, he gave us power.
Kitty Kowalski: So we're stealing fire? In the Arctic?
Lex Luthor: Actually, sort of. You see whoever controls technology controls the world. The Roman empire ruled the world because they built roads. The British empire ruled the world because they built ships. America; the atom bomb. And so on and so forth. I just want what Prometheus wanted.
Kitty Kowalski: Sounds great Lex, but you're not a god.
Lex Luthor: [fixes Kitty with an icy stare] Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a *god*. I just want to bring fire to the people. And... I want my cut. (www.imdb.com)

How fucking awesome is that?

But of course, the movie lack of characters strength. Nothing much memorable about the character, not something you can remember like Forrest Gump, General Maximus Decimus Meridius, Chuck Noland of Cast Away, or even Captain Jack Sparrow.

Sadly, I have no idea why the rating was so low in IMDB. 6.7. That low. Or am I just sucker for low Q movies? Ha Ha.

At the moment, his latest movie, Valkyrie is on the show right now. Surprisingly I am not tempted to go and watch, not tempted at all. Wait for the torrent then I guess?

Rant of the Week

2009-03-06T20:35:00.000-08:00

Today, we shall review on the latest news that arose around us.

The political turmoil in Perak.
Sighh... too tired to even listen to this. So, i'll pass.

Dewan Rakyat Tun for P.Ramlee?
I think this is inappropriate. What makes the different if you give Tun to him anyway? He is already dead if you haven't notice. You guys in Dewan Rakyat give titles to people so easily. Wait. The royalties money will go double? Something fishy is going on here.

PPSMI is not relevant?
Some people thinks PPSMI is not relevant to be implemented, especially if you relate it with the students in kampung or luar bandar. If you ask me, I say PPSMI is a mere experiment. Thats it. You will never know the good and the bad, until you do it and get the result. If you even ask Tun M., i bet you he did not know the answer. But he believes, this is the shortcut for us to become a first-world country. He believes, in order for us to pursue the one to be pursuit, we must run faster that it, thus, the we can't use the same method as what it has been used. Some unthinkable methods might be the right one. I say, go for it!

Bajet mini RM10b
Pass!!

AF7
Frankly speaking I only watched AF2, which is the best yet ever of it. AF7, if they still maintain the same concept where students can't sing and perform, but depend on symphatetic crap as always, you gonna say bye bye to many of it fans. We got tired already with the same shit. Give us some other shit that worth smelling!

Manure gonna win 5 cups this season?
You can dream on Manure! (But my heart was thumping like a herd of galloping horses when they won the League Cup the other day. Stupid Spurs. That's why I hated Spurs.)

Raja Shahirah got married
The daughter of Datuk Raja Kamarul Bahrin, we kidnapped his own daughter from her mother in Australia, and sailed back to Malaysia single handedly, got married yesterday. (Is this a hot issues worth mentioning?) She's hot! (You God damn right it's worth mentioning!) Mak dia omputeh dowhh, what can you expect?

Global Economic Crisis?
All I can say is that, if you got money, which means extra money that you don't know what else to do with it, then give it to me. Blerghh.. Nope instead, this is the right time to invest. And of course this is not the right time to quit your job.

ps: This weekend gonna be a boring one.

Guus Hiddink Is The Best Coach In The World?

2009-03-01T11:54:00.000-08:00

So Chelsea won 2-1 against Wigan last night. No I'm not a fan of Chelshit, that's why I call it "Chelshit", not "Love Chels" or whatever. And I'm not gonna talk about Chelshit too. Who in the world would ever listen to somebody talk about shit anyway?

But me gonna talk about Guus Hiddink, their current manager at the moment.

I believe he is a great coach. Clubs and national level, he is great at both of it. Just look at his impressive resume. He brought Holland to the semi of World Cup 98, barely lost to Brazil on penalty shootouts. I was a very beautiful game, I witnessed it, and it was one of the best game I ever watched.

Perhaps he was most remembered in 2002, where he leaded South Korea to the World Cup 2002 semi final. But if you ask me again, I say it was much because of luck, but still an impressive achievement you can be proud of.

In 2006, he took over Australia National team for only 6 months before the big tournament, the team nearly eliminated during the qualifying, but somehow he manage to save it and brought the Aussies to the World Cup for the first time after 32 years. They even scored their first goal, and manage to proceed to the 2nd round for the first time in their history.

And then, in 2008, he brought Russia to as far as semi final in Euro 2008, although in the early campaign, the team looked quite fragile especially after their lost to Israel by 1-2. He is the responsible person for the rise of Russian stars like Pavlyuchenko and Andrei Arshavin.

And now, he is the caretaker of team Chelsea.. erm I mean Chelshit. The first 2 games looks good, with a win against Juventus and Wigan.

Okay enough of his history already. The main question is, is he really the greatest football coach in the world at the moment? Is he?

The answer is, I don't think so. Wait until he be the head coach of Malaysia, only then he will know the real world of amateur football. Wait, doesn't Malaysia's football goes professional already? Who the fuck cares, they played like a sissy girl anyway.

And wait until he can take Malaysia to the World Cup, only then I will hail him as the best coach in the world. Until then, we will wait.

But maybe we will die waiting.

Show Off!!

2009-02-24T01:01:00.000-08:00

This gonna be short, as I blogging this using my iPhone 3G via wifi at midvalley. Hahaha. Gile berlagak kan?

Well come to think of it, if u compare the basic features with other phones, there were nothing great about this phone. Cannot video call, cannot forward SMS, cannot mms, to name a few. And it kinda hard to type the SMS though.

However, there were plenty of software being shared through iTunes, which makes it great. One of the family favourite is that stupid fishing game. I can heard the whole night the sounds of the fishing rotor, as my younger brother hooked up to it every night now. Damn.

Besides, now u can even jailbreak it and install third party software, which on other way solve the SMS and mms problem! But still, nothing can be done about the video call though. No front camera maaa. Jk wat camne? Tp aku x jailbreak lg. Going to, lps puas aku lenjan bende nih dulu.

Anyway, it is highly recommended but sadly it's kinda hard to find one in Malaysia at the moment. Kalo ade pun mahal nk mampus. Kt digital mall pj, jejak RM3200 for the 8 Gig! Gilos.

Ok geng need to go.

I'm Just Addicted to That Silver Screen

2009-02-17T21:32:00.000-08:00

I watched There Will be Blood the other day, and I was kinda dissapointed because the movie was sooo dark... and depressing. And boring. Freaking boring I might say. Blerghh. Make me think twice to watch No Country for Old Men that I already downloaded. The only reason that I watched it because it was Oscar nominated. Fuck Oscar. Nowadays they cherish dark and depressing movies too much. I want the Dark Knight on the list God dammit!

Hmm.. Made me thing, why don't I list down the top 100 movies in IMDB list that I already watched? Here goes nothing....

* Movie already watched is in black bold

* Movie that I think I'm gonna download and watch it, or anticipated in red bold

1. 9.1 The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

2. 9.1 The Godfather (1972)

3. 9.0 The Godfather: Part II (1974)

4. 8.9 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

5. 8.9 Pulp Fiction (1994)

6. 8.9 The Dark Knight (2008)

7. 8.8 Schindler's List (1993)

8. 8.8 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

9. 8.8 12 Angry Men (1957)

10. 8.8 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

11. 8.8 Casablanca (1942)

12. 8.8 Star Wars (1977)

13. 8.8 Seven Samurai (1954)

14. 8.8 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

15. 8.7 Goodfellas (1990)

16. 8.7 Rear Window (1954)

17. 8.7 City of God (2002)

18. 8.7 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

19. 8.7 Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

20. 8.7 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

21. 8.7 Fight Club (1999)

22. 8.7 The Usual Suspects (1995)

23. 8.7 Psycho (1960)

24. 8.6 The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

25. 8.6 Sunset Blvd. (1950)

26. 8.6 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

27. 8.6 Memento (2000)

28. 8.6 North by Northwest (1959)

29. 8.6 The Matrix (1999)

30. 8.6 Citizen Kane (1941)

31. 8.6 It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

32. 8.6 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

33. 8.6 Se7en (1995)

34. 8.6 Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

35. 8.6 The Professional (1994)

36. 8.5 Apocalypse Now (1979)

37. 8.5 American Beauty (1999)

38. 8.5 Taxi Driver (1976)

39. 8.5 Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

40. 8.5 WALL·E (2008)

41. 8.5 American History X (1998)

42. 8.5 Vertigo (1958)

43. 8.5 Paths of Glory (1957)

44. 8.5 Amelie (2001)

45. 8.5 Forrest Gump (1994)

46. 8.5 M (1931)

47. 8.5 Double Indemnity (1944)

48. 8.5 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

49. 8.5 The Departed (2006)

50. 8.5 Alien (1979)

51. 8.5 A Clockwork Orange (1971)

52. 8.5 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

53. 8.5 The Lives of Others (2006)

54. 8.5 The Third Man (1949)

55. 8.4 The Shining (1980)

56. 8.4 Chinatown (1974)

57. 8.4 The Pianist (2002)

58. 8.4 The Wrestler (2008)

59. 8.4 Saving Private Ryan (1998)

60. 8.4 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

61. 8.4 Spirited Away (2001)

62. 8.4 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

63. 8.4 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

64. 8.4 Requiem for a Dream (2000)

65. 8.4 L.A. Confidential (1997)

66. 8.4 Aliens (1986)

67. 8.4 Das Boot (1981)

68. 8.4 The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

69. 8.4 Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

70. 8.4 Reservoir Dogs (1992)

71. 8.4 City Lights (1931)

72. 8.4 Rashômon (1950)

73. 8.4 The Maltese Falcon (1941)

74. 8.4 Raging Bull (1980)

75. 8.4 All About Eve (1950)

76. 8.4 Modern Times (1936)

77. 8.3 Der Untergang/The Downfall (2004)

78. 8.3 Metropolis (1927)

79. 8.3 Singin' in the Rain (1952)

80. 8.3 Rebecca (1940)

81. 8.3 Some Like It Hot (1959)

82. 8.3 Gran Torino (2008)

83. 8.3 The Prestige (2006)

84. 8.3 Amadeus (1984)

85. 8.3 Life Is Beautiful (1997)

86. 8.3 The Elephant Man (1980)

87. 8.3 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

88. 8.3 The Apartment (1960)

89. 8.3 Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)

90. 8.3 Sin City (2005)

91. 8.3 The Great Escape (1963)

92. 8.3 Full Metal Jacket (1987)

93. 8.3 Once Upon a Time in America (1984)

94. 8.3 The Great Dictator (1940)

95. 8.3 The Sting (1973)

96. 8.3 Touch of Evil (1958)

97. 8.3 Bicycle Thieves (1948)

98. 8.3 Hotel Rwanda (2004)

99. 8.3 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

100. 8.3 No Country for Old Men (2007)

31 movies counted. Hmm not that much. I thought I've watched 50 or something. Ah senang cite movies yg aku tak tgk lagi tuh suma aku nak tgk lahh. Except for the depressing movies. But how am I gonna know the movie is depressing, unless I watch it? Okay, except for known depressing movies. Yg lain, nasib laa, I always can curse later.

Sadly I haven't watch Pan's Labyrinth, yet. They said it was good, as good as Beowulf. Wait. Beowulf is not good at all, so why am I comparing them again? Hmm..Okay forget about that.

Talking about movies, I remembered this one time, I read Maxim back in UTP years. There was this article suggesting the parents to be careful when they purchase any CD movies, because it might turn out to be a porn movie with almost similar title. For example, the porn edition for Saving Private Ryan is Shaving Ryan's Private. It's a gay porn. Blerghh. They even got this funny tagline, "A group of man goes to the battlefield to find out their mision... is a man." Wahaha. Funny. Or maybe you should be careful when picking up Clockwork Orange or it might turn out to be Clockwork Orgy. Wahaha.

Okay folks. Maybe I will update on the other 150 movies of the IMDB list. Or maybe I will not.

Surat Terbuka Kepada Presiden FAM

2009-02-01T06:08:00.000-08:00

Kepada:
Presiden
Persatuan Bolasepak Malaysia (FAM)
KDYMM Sultan Haji Ahmad Shah Al- Musta’in Billah Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Abu Bakar Ri’ayatuddin Al-Mu’adzam Shah

Ampun Tuanku beribu-ribu ampun sembah patik harap diampun.

Adapun patik yang pacal dan hina ini ingin menyuarakan pandangan patik barang sepatah dua kata tentang prestasi skuad negara kita yang begitu mengecewakan semenjak akhir-akhir ini.

Tuanku,

Adapun patik berpendapat, Tuanku lah yang sepatutnya bertanggungjawab terhadap prestasi skuad kebangsaan kita yg tidak memberangsangkan langsung sejak akhir-akhir ini. Ini boleh la kita ibaratkan seperti seorang ketua yang sedang mengetuai sebuah kapal, pincang kemudinya, porak perandalah kapalnya.

Sesungguhnya sebagai rakyat marhaen, patik tidak menafikan tentang sumbangan Tuanku dalam memartabatkan lagi sukan bolasepak di negara kita ini. Dibawah pimpinan Tuanku, sukan bolasepak telah diberikan satu nafas baru. FAM akhirnya memiliki kewangan yang kukuh, memiliki bangunan sendiri, Tuanku jugalah yang memperkenalkan liga semi-pro dan seterusnya liga profesional kedalam kancah bolasepak negara.

Sembah patik harap diampun, Tuanku,

Bagaimanapun, dizaman ini apa yang ingin rakyat lihat adalah keputusan. Jika dilihat dari prestasi skuad negara sejak Tuanku memegang teraju 25 tahun dahulu, tiada apa yg dapat dibanggakan. Prestasi skuad negara yang terbaik diarena antarabangsa barangkali ketika kita menjuarai Sukan SEA 1989. Kemudian, tiada apalagi yang boleh dibanggakan. Yang terbaik, barangkali muncul naib juara Piala Tiger 1996, dan kemudian 2 kali pencapaian tempat ketiga dalam kejohanan yang sama.

Dan baru-baru ini, skuad negara kita kalah lagi ditangan UAE dalam pusingan kelayakan Piala Asia 2011. Sementara pasukan - pasukan jiran kita mencatatkan keputusan yang memberangsangkan (Indonesia 0 - 0 Australia, Thailand 0 - 0 Iran, Singapura 2 - 1 Jordan), kita pula dibelasah 0 - 5 ditempat sendiri. Ranking kita di Asia Tenggara sudah jatuh dibawah Vietnam, dan Myanmar juga sudah mampu bersaing dengan negara kita sekarang. Menurut Ranking FIFA setakat Disember 2008, Malaysia kini berada di ranking 158 daripada 208 anggota. Bermakna hanya 50 negara sahaja yang berada dibawah kita. Myanmar juga berada di ranking ke-156! Sebagai perbandingan, Thailand berada diranking ke-124, Singapura (135), Vietnam (138) dan Indonesia (144). Berani lagi kita menggelar Korea Selatan sebagai musuh tradisi!

Sepuluh jari disusun, Tuanku,

Ditambah lagi dengan kehangatan Liga-M yang semakin suram, tiada kemeriahan lagi yang dapat dirasakan, apabila purata kehadiran penyokong ke stadium dibawah 5000 satu perlawanan. Kehangatan suasana pertandingan seperti 20 tahun lalu tidak dapat lagi dinikmati. Belum pula diungkit dengan kemelut kewangan yang dihadapi oleh persatuan bolasepak negeri, dan juga masalah pemain tidak dibayar gaji.

Tuanku,

Sebagai seorang rakyat Malaysia, tidak teringinkah Tuanku melihat skuad negara kita beraksi di Piala Dunia? Melihat pemain skuad negara kita berarak masuk di padang, kemudian lagu Negaraku dinyanyikan, melihat rakyat, tanpa mengira bangsa dan agama, bersatu memberikan sokongan padu kepada para pemain? Tidak inginkah Tuanku melihat, rakyat jelata dengan penuh bangga menyarung jersi negara dengan nama pemain terpapar di belakang? Tidak inginkah Tuanku, melihat pemain kita beraksi dipersada antarabangsa?

Sesungguhnya Tuanku, Tuanku sudah mencuba selama 25 tahun, dan tidak dapat memberikan hasil yang diharapkan. Seperti yang patik telah katakan di awal surat ini, rakyat mengharapkan hasil dan keputusan, dan pada hemat patik, Tuanku tidak dapat memberikan hasilnya.

Oleh itu, patik menggesa supaya Tuanku meletakkan jawatan selaku presiden dan kesemua ahli jawatankuasa eksekutif FAM melakukan perkara yang sama demi memikul tanggungjawab terhadap prestasi skuad negara sekarang ini. Sudah tiba masanya untuk orang lain pula merencanakan masa depan skuad negara dan FAM.

Raja Adil Raja Disembah, Raja Zalim Raja Disanggah

Menulis Untuk Bolasepak Negara

Ampun Tuanku

Yang benar,
Asrol Affendy b. Gzali

Loneliness Is About The Scariest Thing There Is

2009-01-29T13:24:00.000-08:00

I received a phone call from a friend of mine just now. It was 3.00 am in the morning. She sounded natural initially before she busted into tears.

And I forced her to tell me what's the matter. She insisted at first, and then she told me the whole thing.

She felt lonely.

She cried because she thought it sounds silly.

As I thought, she doesn't sounds silly at all. I completely understand her. I completely understand, at times people need somebody by their side, just to be by their side, to love, and to be loved. Nobody can beat loneliness, at least that's what I think. It's the reason for Naruto to be so protective over his companions, and it's drive Sasuke to be so vengeful against his own brother.

And it's also one of the reason I stopped watching movies alone, and it has been quite sometime now. No more movies without accompanies around.

As John Milton said,"Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is."

True. True.

Answering Rozita Che Wan

2009-01-18T21:42:00.000-08:00

I met her once in Hartamas. She's tall, 1.65 or 1.70m tall I guess, an average tall for a Malay lady. Although in the dark of the night, I can still see her fair skin. And she got a nice pair of legs too. She is gorgeous! And she's 36, and has 2 kids for God sake!

And then, I came across with this interview of her in Kosmo yesterday. Most of it were questions of heart. You met the right man lady! I am here to answer it all!

“CANTIKKAH saya?” tanya Rozita Che Wan, 35, dalam ketawa manja. (I wouldn't answer that. That is one silly question. I mean, she did know that she is beautiful right? What's that? You say woman love to be told that they are beautiful? Okay then. Yes you are beautiful). Pertanyaan penulis berbalas soalan apabila menanya Rozita mengenai konflik wanita cantik. Sambungnya: “Sukarnya kerana terdedah kepada fitnah.”

Masih berkisar perihal cantik, sekali lagi dia tertawa manja <--- (Owhh man. I can imagine that. No my hands is not under my pants right now, you can see it here. Here (I am waving my hand)), “Saya rasa saya tidak cukup cantik. Kata orang, wanita cantik selalu dapat barangan yang mahal. Tetapi saya tidak pernah dimewahkan sebegitu. (Well that's good. I don't like to pamper my lady with expensive things anyway. (The truth is, I can't afford it)).

“Cukup hanya dihantarkan bunga atau di-SMS (Khidmat Pesanan Ringkas) menyatakan hasrat berkenalan.” Ia satu pernyataan yang sekali gus membuktikan dia tidak pernah dihujani kemewahan material.

Seperti luahan Rozita di atas kertas kajang dua muka surat yang disuakan kepada VAZZ, dia menegaskan dirinya bukan wanita murahan. (Aahhhh tak kisah. Janji ko comel. Hehehe). Individu-individu bergelar VIP (orang kenamaan) tidak pernah gagal digosipkan dengan dirinya. Tetapi siapa sebenarnya mereka ini pada mata Rozita sendiri?

“Ada antara mereka gunakan duit untuk beli perempuan. Sukar untuk mencari lelaki sebegini yang jujur. (You just haven't met with the right man yet lady. (I am referring to ehmm.. me. Cis tak malu)). Pada mereka duit boleh beli segalanya.

“Mereka juga terdedah dengan wanita cantik di mana sahaja. Jadi di mana akhirnya? Selepas berjumpa seorang, tidak mustahil untuk mereka bertemu yang lain pula pada masa depan.”

Saya soal, adakah seorang Rozita Che Wan memerlukan perbelanjaan yang tinggi maka sebab itu dia dikaitkan dengan lelaki-lelaki kaya sahaja?

Jawabnya: “Mahu sahaja saya katakan kepada mereka yang berpendapat sebegitu bahawa bukan mereka yang perlu menjaga diri saya.

“Kehidupan saya biasa-biasa sahaja. Perbelanjaan saya hampir serupa dengan wanita yang lain.”
Apa yang menjadi keutamaan Rozita adalah perkara asas yang perlu dilunaskan – rumah, kereta, perbelanjaan sekolah anak-anak, gaji pemandu, barangan rumah dan petrol kereta.

“Saya jarang ke spa mahupun salon. Begitu juga gimnasium. Tidak juga saya membuat rawatan muka. Kali terakhir saya ke salon ialah bulan Mei tahun lalu.

“Saya juga jarang keluar bersosial. Kalau yang menjadi obsesi saya hanyalah minyak wangi yang saya gunakan sebotol seminggu. Lalu bagaimana saya dilabelkan sebagai ‘wanita maintenance tinggi’?” (Well that means, I got a chance right? Right?)

Menurut Rozita, pekerjaan dan anak-anak menjadi antidot kepada rusuh hatinya menghadapi semua cerita orang. (Kalo ade abang, sure la abang yang akan jadik antidot kpd rusuh hati ayang. Eh die lagi tua dr aku, so abang ke adik? What the fuck does antidote means anyway?) Tidak lama lagi pelakon yang berasal dari Kedah ini bakal bergelar DSP Zita melalui drama bersiri Gerak Khas.

Kepadanya, suasana penggambaran dan kesibukan dapat menukar hala tuju pemikiran dan ia adalah lebih penting daripada terlalu memikirkan cakap-cakap orang.

“Saya mencari cinta, bukan harta,” tegas wanita ini yang kini bergelar duta barang kemas Avon. (But I seek both! That's why I'm gonna marry a beatiful girl who has a rich father! Opss no no. I seek love too.)

Melihat ke dalam mata yang diselaputi warna biru kanta lensa, orang akan menemui kejujuran di situ.

Saya cuba bertanya lagi, bagaimana keadaan seorang Rozita apabila jatuh hati dan lelaki yang bagaimana dapat membuat dia berasa kuasa listrik cinta? (That's another bombastic word. Listrik.)

“Saya tahu saya jatuh cinta apabila hati saya sering berdebar-debar dan sering melihat ke arah telefon bimbit. Memeriksa sama ada terdapat SMS yang dikirimkan olehnya. (Me too. But sadly, you never reply me. What's that? You never got my number?)

“Saya kurang gemar lelaki berusia. Saya mahukan lelaki muda. (Yes! Yes! (I am jumping on the chair while both my hands were up on the air)). Lelaki yang tidak berfikiran kolot dan dapat mengawal keadaan.

“Dia juga perlu bijak dan pandai bercakap. Saya hanya mahu mendengar dia berkata-kata dan saya akan terdiam sambil memerhati,” ujarnya tersenyum cantik. (Owhh shit. That's gonna be a big problem. I am kind of a listener myself. But I can practice!)

Tuturnya dalam senyuman ditemani tahi lalat di pipi: “Kalau benarlah lelaki kaya itu jujur dan mahu membantu ibu tunggal, saya sarankan mereka berkahwin dengan wanita yang dalam kesusahan.

“Itu baru benar-benar dinamakan pertolongan yang ikhlas.” (No problemo, provided she is hot as hell like you!)

Rozita lantas bersiap-siap untuk sesi fotografi VAZZ kali ini dalam emosi gembira, namun hanya Tuhan yang tahu apa yang terkandung dalam diri dan hatinya.

That sum up our session today Rozita. I hope i have answered all your question. If you got any problemo, don't be shy, I am all up here willing to help you. (Fat chances dude!)

What Goes Around, May Not Necessarily Comes Around

2009-01-17T01:11:00.000-08:00

You may have heard this idiom of "What goes around comes around." It is some sort of karma, where is whatever deeds that you have done, God will pay cash one day while you were still alive. The afterlife judment, that will be another question.

But I wouldn't much agree with it. And it seems, much people misinterpreted it in much ways. Okay lets take an example (well this was certainly an actual quote, I got it from erm...somebody).

"You must remember ...... (put down a necessary name, if you please, you can put yours as well), what goes around comes around. You must remember you still have .... (mother/sisters/children/anything that important to you), i cannot blame anybody if anything happens to them."

Which is, in a way, pissed me off, as it sounds like a threat to me. And as I mentioned earlier, I wouldn't much agree with it. Let me tell you why.

1. God will never punish other people for any wrong doings that you have done. Or vice versa. Your sins is yours to burden, you just can't simply cast your burdens on other people.

Another example.

"Kesian makcik tuh kan anak dia kene ......... (whatever miserable things that might happen). Nih sure pasal mase dia muda2 dulu die pun sama jugak ......... (bla bla bla you know what i mean anyway)."

2. And who are us to judge whatever test or engagement that God has given to us? Whatever happens to that makcik, is not for us to judge. Whether it is related to her sins in the past, we may never know, for that is the work of God, and He alone understand the good and bad of the consequences.

Okay, this sounds much like a ceramah agama already. I'm quitting before anybody call me Ustaz!

We Always Celebrate New Year with Something Controversial

2009-01-02T20:54:00.000-08:00

Breaking news!

I bet most of us will be telling each other right now about the busted sex party. At least I am. And people started to wonder who is this newscaster who got busted. I know! Let me tell you who she is. The winner is... (drums roll).. Farahrizan Abd. Razak from Astro Awani!

Who??

Well I don't know her myself. But google knows all! Here is a picture of her.

Goddy God! Isn't she's a cutie? She's cute and horny! Double combo! Just like the double prosperity burger. You got a double taste in one bite!

And I bet you, she will tell us later that she did not know its gonna be a drug party. Or its not even a sex party. I am innocent!

Well who doesn't? Everybody is innocent in this world, it is the satan who should be blamed. Besides, cute innocent girl who is horny, that gonna be a tripple combo!

She should've learn this from the Pramugara Terlampau and Wan Nor Azlin. Or from Bill Clinton for God sake!

I watched David Letterman a few years back, about the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky scandal. He listed several tips before you decided to do something wicked, and the top of the list is:

DON'T GET CAUGHT.

2009 Rant

2009-01-01T02:40:00.000-08:00

2009 has arrived. Me still sticked at the same job that me have been doing for the past 2 and a half years. Well, no biggies that. I love doing what currently I am doing, and I have decided to make telecommunication as my focus field, meaning if ever there were job hopping, I will jump to a telco based company hopefully.

As usual, new year resolution. I am usually not into this new year resolution shit or what not, however for this year, I will make one. I will compile all the knowledge that I've gained, and do research some more, and share it with others. I'll give myself one year to complete this. My sources, no other than Internet, the biggest library in the world, and some manual training that I got.

Okay enough of that shit. Nobody wanna listen to that as well.

I read about the X-Files from obefiend's blog the other day. I was an X-Philes myself, before the series decided to involve some alien shit and government conspiracies in it. Blergghh. I hate aliens. I don't even believe in one. Aliens are just a US agenda (more like a Jew agenda) to propagate godlessness. You just imagine, if there really something out there, who is their Nabi? Who is their God? What is their Kiblat? What is their religion? For the believers, they will started to question all these. Islam already said that Islam is the only approved religion, no other. Some more, if they were really exist, why the fuck they kept coming to US? I never heard of a pakcik in Ulu Betong saw a tiny little green man with 3 fingers before. And why the fuck aliens must look like ET btw? Why can't it looks like a cat, or a fish perhaps? And crop circle. Bahhh.. Never heard of Pak Amid's sawah padi's got bumped by some alien ships, you can only heard about that in the US. Trust me man. Stop looking. There were nothing out there. We were all alone all this while.

What else?.. Ermm right. I read about this in Dila's blog, The Malaysian Film Producers Association wants the Hollywood movies ticket price to be hiked to protect the locals.

What does it means? It means, you have to pay RM20 for a Hollywood movie. That all is matter. I don't watch a local, unless it is good enough, so I don't give a shit of what the price is. I will not pay a penny for Antoo Fighter. But they want to hike the price of a Hollywood movie, as a punishment because we don't watch a local? Which means we were being punished because we don't watch a crappy movie, so that they can get rich, and they can make some more crappy movies, and make them richer? Now that make me pissed!

I say what? Let just pay the RM20 for a hollywood movie, and don't go watch the local. How's bloody that? Power to the people eh Afdlin (Shauki)? Now you see the true power of the people!

Hmm.. what else? Right. In utusan today, FAM reported to open the National team head of coach job to the public. Blerghh. I remembered when Dell Akhbar Khan stepped down from being the Secretary General, they did the same too. Open the job to public. In the end, Ibrahim Saad got the job. One of them. Blerghh again.

I think that is enough. 3 topics in one go, ain't that bad eh? Happy New Year everyone. And that if, there is anyone reading this. Blerghh..

I am Dr. No Heart

2008-12-24T17:51:00.000-08:00

I don't know why, but there were so many people, most of them were my friends, ermm.. i mean all of them were my friends, erm i mean they are my friends, tend to seek advice about their love life from me. I am just like, the unofficial Dr. Heart, who suck at his own love life. Yes my friend, I am the living Hitch, if you know what I mean, the different is that I don't have my own business card. And I say yes to one night stand!

And the most amazing thing about my service is, almost all of them most likely will end up breaking up with their partner. Yes my friend, I am the unofficial couple breaker, the arch nemesis of cupid. If you tired of your partner but don't know how to end it, I am the man.

If you are interested of my service, You can just leave your contact details in the comment. No charge, or perhaps I will charge later. Or maybe I will get involve with you and no charge.

Owhh man. Maybe I should be known as Dr. Hate or something. Or Dr. No Heart.

When you say nothing at all

2008-11-24T21:24:00.000-08:00

Do you have any songs that you think, will make your feeling goes high, reminds you of your past, or that you think suits you in any situation you have encountered?

I do.

It is "When you say nothing at all" by Ronan Keating. I know how gayish it sounds like, but I couldn't help it whenever I heard this songs played over the radio. No I didn't like this song because of Ronan, I'm not a gay you know. But why did I heard somebody is laughing?

I think I like this song because of the movie, Notting Hill. Owhh God I just love this movie, especially Hugh Grant. I mean I love his acting, not loving him as loving.. you know. Didn't I told you before I'm not a gay?

Owhh man. I better stop here before I sound more like a hopeless romantic block.

Do they still have the chances?

2008-11-09T08:35:00.000-08:00

Despite Arsenal win over Man U last night, I still doubt they will retain the league cup this season. I wrote off their chances of winning the title after they lost 1 -2 to Stoke City 2 weeks ago. Already lost 3 games before the mid of the season, 2 of them were against newly promoted team, and still games against Liverpool and Chelsea to meet, only a miracle could save them to the title race. Or a bookie.

And I read in some forums, fans started to piss off to Arsene Wenger. His policy not to spend buying star players, his tactical style of play, and based on the Gunners performance for the past 4 seasons, definitely the fan would not be happy. Something has to be done, or Wenger's ass could be on fire, especially if the did not win any title, again.

A Season of Soul Persuasion

2008-11-07T20:44:00.000-08:00

I just ended up my relationship with a girl 2 weeks ago. She has done nothing wrong. It's just me. I just couldn't go on with it anymore. I felt so ashamed and guilty, and I could trade anything for the world if I can repent on what I've done. It haunted me for weeks, and it still.

Somehow, she kinda pissed of because I've ended it for no reason. She told me that I don't actually know what I want.

Maybe she's right. I don't know what I want. And she told me, I must make this thing clear before I can proceed with a relationship with a girl.

So I guess, this soul persuasion could be a season long, and I bet you it gonna be one hell of a season.

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

2008-11-06T01:08:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama won. I predicted earlier John McCain will succeed, but i thought wrong. Several reasons for his lost, and the biggest might be hiring Sarah Palin as his candidate to be the No. 2 position, that my man is his biggest mistake.

So Barack my man, what now? Aren't you gonna pull all your Alcered Sphincter of Ass-erica's soldiers from Iraq and Afghan? And your plan to counter the financial crisis seems solid, will you do it?

Alcered Sphincter of Ass-erica. I just love that. I believe Obama might become a better president, but I won't put my hope that much. Once an ass, always an ass. Anyway, thanks Ass-erica for you porn industry and Disneyland, but I still hate you.

Penny for the guy?